The Fabian Socialist plan of subjugating a population with food control is the opposite of the Communist one, but both have similar results, and maybe even similar death rates.
The Communists starve you to death so you don't have enough energy to resist.
The Fabians over-feed you so that you're too fat and lazy to resist.
Similar, but overfeeding is probably "better" for those using it as a tool I'd bet.
When high calorie foods were more scarce, starving people was the only option at scale. But it's also a dangerous game to play; hungry people may be weak, but they're also desperate.
Part of me wants to say "bugs might actually be healthier than frosted mini wheats", because at least the high protein content might mean you're able to eat less of it.
But the other part knows they'll figure out some way to process all the nutrition out of it like they did with grains, so that even after eating 1000+ calories of the stuff you'll still feel as hungry as you did before.
And even then there's different kinds of protein. The protein in bugs contains a lot of unkillable bacteria in them and a few of those bugs provide protein that has no nutrition value to humans.
I agree. most commercial "whole wheat bread" isn't bread at all but a hodgepodge of vitamins adding nutrition to highly processed flour along with preservatives for shelf life. Remove the nutrients by processing, then add them to the finished product, just like "fortified" cereal.
Baking bread at home is the only way to avoid this, unless you want to pay more for commercial "organic" bakery bread, and not all bakeries avoid preservatives and dough conditioners.
Good bread contains flour, water, yeast, and salt. If you want to splurge, add a tablespoon of sugar and two tablespoons of butter for two loaves of white bread. And there's always brioche and puff pastry if you want to gild the lily.
It's so good it will rarely sit long enough to get moldy.
Bread making is a really fascinating and challenging hobby. I recommend it highly.
And I thought they loved skinless chicken breast, isn't that one of the leanest proteins around?
no red meat or oil
But they do love oil, as long as it's seed oil- they're claiming egg substitute in veg oil (even if not seed oil it's still bad unless they're considering olive a veg) is much healthier than a real egg in butter, or even better than skinless chicken or a boiled egg.
Watermelon consists mostly of water (91%) and carbs (7.5%). It provides almost no protein or fat and is very low in calories.
Watermelon contains 12 grams of carbs per cup (152 grams). The carbs are mostly simple sugars, such as glucose, fructose, and sucrose. Watermelon also provides a small amount of fiber.
Watermelon is low in calories and fiber and consists mostly of water and simple sugars. It also contains FODMAPs, which cause digestive problems in some people.
Watermelon is a good source of vitamin C and contains decent amounts of potassium, copper, vitamin B5, and vitamin A (from beta carotene).
Watermelon is a good source of the amino acid citrulline and the antioxidant lycopene, which play important roles in your body.
The Bottom Line: Watermelon is an exceptionally healthy fruit. It’s loaded with citrulline and lycopene, two powerful plant compounds linked to lower blood pressure, improved metabolic health, and decreased muscle soreness after exercise. What’s more, it’s sweet, delicious, and packed with water, making it excellent for maintaining good hydration. For the vast majority of people, watermelon is a perfect addition to a healthy diet.
Kinda mixed messaging there, but hardly seems like a superfood with a perfect sore to me.
Even in the weird leftist HELTH understanding of nutrition this doesn't seem to make a lick of sense.
If food keeps rising in price it may become cost prohibitive to do anymore. Of course that also may mean normal people won't be able to afford food, and interesting things tend to happen when normal people can't afford food.
You may live to see your wishes come true, but perhaps not in the way you'd like.
Hippies fleeing the cities for homesteads in the early 70's were a bit premature. Now it looks like the key to long-term survival.
Get enough space for a truck patch and a cellar to grow and store canned vegetables and home-brew, raise chickens. buy flour and beans in bulk and make your own bread.
Both times in my life I've lost large amounts of weight it's been by eating the exact opposite of what the US government has told me I should be eating. And despite the severe calorie restrictions I usually end up feeling more satisfied after meals than I had before.
Absolutely criminal what our government tells parents is "healthy". And that if say a skinless chicken breast producer made a label that said "actually our chicken is way healthier to eat than Frosted Mini Wheats" they'd get hit with a massive fine.
Both times in my life I've lost large amounts of weight it's been by eating the exact opposite of what the US government has told me I should be eating
Wow.
Not listening to the US government? You're a TERRORIST.
Very funny how most things near the top are processed or otherwise don't come from animals. I'm pretty sure if you turned this chart upside down, you'd do pretty well.
Butter>seed oils, eggs (especially from an actual, not factory, farm) are great for you, ground beef isn't the best cuts but the "processing" is really just grinding and red meat is good for you- another one of the Big Lies.
Not sure on cheddar but I think in general moderation, non-processed cheese (ie not Whiz or those slices but real fucking cheese) is just fine for your health. Last time I was in Europe they seemed to eat a fair amount of cheese and were in better shape than us.
If you look up your recommended daily calorie intake for your height and weight, and try to eat that many calories using just the bottom 3 items, I'd wager you'd have a hard time doing so without eating yourself sick. Much harder than you would if you were eating frosted mini wheats.
Watermelon & kale are good for you but not very filling, I think you'd have a hard time feeling full plus you're missing out of the important shit you get from animal products.
Honestly if I had to choose the bottom 3 do seem better than the top. You'll get protein and actually feel full eating those. People on the carnivore diet seem to be doing pretty well, certainly more than someone eating a lot of mini-wheats...
carnivore/paleo/primal/keto/atkins/whatever you want to call it works extremely well, speaking from personal experience.
And back in 2008 when I first tried it, mainstream "nutritionists" were still calling for advocates of that diet to be imprisoned for "endangering the health of their clients". Public health has been in a bad state for a very long time.
Is there anything more extravagant and wasteful than "almond milk"?
Almonds are grown in California, almost exclusively, require a ridiculous amount of water, which they don't have, just to make a milk substitute? Say what you like about soy, at least it's cheap.
There is almost no almonds in almond milk. Look at the nutrition label; all sugar; it's practically a soft drink. e: There's one serving of almonds in a half gallon of almond milk. It's ridiculous.
People that think it's somehow a healthy choice to replace a drink that's well balanced between fat, protein and sugar with a drink that's mostly just sugar. To be fair there is unsweetened almond milk but that's basically water.
You can stop me from eating blue cheese when you pry the Stilton out of my cold, dead hands.
I used to love Treasure Island blue cheese in omelets. It would melt just as the egg almost finished cooking. Then the new pasteurization regs passed and suddenly blue cheeses were green, dry and crumbly, and didn't melt. The cheese makers had to change cultures to use heavily pasteurized milk. It's just one more thing they took away from us.
I think it might be good advice, if you read it upside down. Red is clearly the best, since they don't want you to eat it and green is clearly trash to be avoided completely.
Except for the watermelon, since I'm pretty sure that's a decent source of iron oddly enough.
Kale is a superfood, but I still can't get over the fucking mini-wheats...seriously, at least put the plain whole wheat biscuit so you don't sound totally insane
Naturally the bottom 3 + whole milk (or 2%), compose a fair amount of my diet. Especially the beef. I regularly buy it in sealed packets only to chuck it in the freezer so I have more "just in case".
Like everyone else has already commented on, this is clearly intentional malice. Ex: you can eat almonds (or cashews, pumpkin seeds, limited walnuts, etc.) without any added sugar. I get them unroasted and unsalted to avoid unnecessary oils + sodium and they're great snacks.
Only bugs I'm eating are the shrimp. I'll stick to what I'm doing...which is trying to minimize processed foods, experiment with various vegetables/mushrooms and cooking methods, BEEF, etc., and limiting vegetable oil in favor of unsalted butter + extra virgin olive oil.
I agree except that chicken has a pretty poor micronutrient profile, red meat and fatty fish (salmon family) are the healthiest meats
There is no such thing as nonfat cheese, that's some kind of freak lab experiment I wouldn't put in my body. There's literally nothing wrong with eating saturated fat.
Most watermelon is overgrown trash that really is just mostly water and almost no melon. There's no real benefit to it.
But Kale?
Fucking Kale is an absolute garbage vegetable that tastes like shit and is barely edible. Collard Greens is cheaper (and I mean absolute dirt cheap), tastes better than Kale, and is more nutritious.
Bruh I am triggered. I wish Americans were whatever made it less likely to be short on meat and dairy. If that meant we were violent or that we were slaves, that wouldn't be my fault for wanting to eat meat as much as possible just like 99% of people in all societies in all of human history have wanted. An acceptable "deal" includes the meat.
There is NO flipping that on its ass, no jedish mind trick, no crap on the tv, no twitter trend, no fucking hurricane, no tOtAlLy mysterious fire, no hardcore neo-stazi action, no suddenly dieded Epsteins, nothing, there's nothing at all in the world that'll make Americans feel in the wrong for wanting meat.
Same goes for home ownership. The goalpost that was "success" from the Greatest to the Boomer generations has shifted to homeownership. It is even more important in our psyches than ever at a time when institutional forces are clusterraping the rate of homeownership. That puts a lot of pressure on one market, to almost singlehandedly maintain the illusion of social mobility as a possible outcome of work and ingenuity while it is actually not happening? Wanna guess how the math works on that?
And while Im on an over 9000 rant I might as well go for a home run and get it all out. I think privacy in general will become a Hard Issue with upper case letters so you know it's Some Actual Shit or SAS for short, just like food and homeownership.
The 4th is so laughably straightforward and violated, and intentionally misinterpreted and left outdated. One of the least mysterious pieces of legal shit a 21st century high fiction consumer could read. Imagine feeling confused about this;
The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
It says "papers", and looky-ho, a unified class of entities say... GO PAPERLESS lol BUY A SMORTPHONE LULZ. Suddenly, because we are talking "data" (data which, in the living memory of all baby boomers alive, was printed on PAPER) this means we are not talking "papers" anymore of course, which means POOF goodbye to that part of the Bill of Rights, bye bye. Don't worry, we don't UnMaSk you so go ahead and rela- HA GOTCHA WE UNMASKING ALL YOU TERRRREST MUFUGGAS HA, SUCK IT.
Nor are we talking "effects" anymore, nope, it's data now and yeah, you consciously agreed to let us suck it from you like blood, so we are morally blameless, you see?
Oh but looky here, the definition of "warrant" includes allllll sooorts of electromitronical communidoohickeys. "Data", wha? STFU there's no data, and also we own this data so GTFO. Yes they E-signed the oath in the warrant submission form thru the portal on the mobile thingy in the squad car. Dummy, they perfectly described what to search, see right here it's got your name and address, how much more specific can you get, SHEESH.
And if you didn't want us to have probable cause to do, like, whatever it was we did lulz, maybe you should have like, tried not having any opinions? Bam another right bites the dust. Yknow what we at the agency say boys, "if you can't amend em, apprehend em!" I swear one day this is gonna go full on SAS so fast, all it takes is one psychopath with a loosh leash at Google or a contractor group of some sort and no one will ever blink at the topic of food breaking down into a rant about a man's favorite seemingly non food-related rights.
These are all things specifically targeted. I have never felt so threatened by a threat to a "right" than I do by this talk about access to meat, for which I'm totally dependent on others. It really locks in the WEF scheme into a unified narrative of sorts concerning other changes, especially in the realm of ownership, social mobility, and privacy. All that stuff is hoity toity but unfortunately for them it includes (unnegotiably) the matter of food and that is simple, direct and tactile to us all. It connects the dots from philosophical, political discussion, to the actual practice of our lives, compulsorily, and including everyone who never let the hoity toity stuff affect their lives. Bc it's THE FOOD.
Food Compass brought to you by Tufts University and General Mills.
"EAT SIX TO EIGHT SERVINGS OF BREAD A DAY, ELIMINATE DAIRY AND MEAT"
EAT SIX TO EIGHT SERVINGS OF
BREADSUGARY CEREAL A DAYThe Jim Jones Revolutionary Diet
Praise be! Pass the Kool-aid!
If bugs had been included, they'd get a score of 120.
Seriously, egg substitute is better than whole wheat bread?
I'm getting the impression that these people have an agenda to push.
I'm getting the impression that these people want everyone weak, fat, stupid, and living in hospital beds.
Fat, weak and stupid men do not overthrow tyrants.
Lucius Brutus did not need a truck to carry him to overthrow Tarquin.
The Fabian Socialist plan of subjugating a population with food control is the opposite of the Communist one, but both have similar results, and maybe even similar death rates.
The Communists starve you to death so you don't have enough energy to resist.
The Fabians over-feed you so that you're too fat and lazy to resist.
Similar, but overfeeding is probably "better" for those using it as a tool I'd bet.
When high calorie foods were more scarce, starving people was the only option at scale. But it's also a dangerous game to play; hungry people may be weak, but they're also desperate.
IDK. China and Ukraine didn't rebel.
I was thinking veganism as always but ice cream is a dairy product so idk.
Part of me wants to say "bugs might actually be healthier than frosted mini wheats", because at least the high protein content might mean you're able to eat less of it.
But the other part knows they'll figure out some way to process all the nutrition out of it like they did with grains, so that even after eating 1000+ calories of the stuff you'll still feel as hungry as you did before.
You have to heat the bugs to a temperature that literally burns the protein out.
And even then there's different kinds of protein. The protein in bugs contains a lot of unkillable bacteria in them and a few of those bugs provide protein that has no nutrition value to humans.
It's not just a case of "protein good!".
probably not long until cereal is full of bugs anyway
Fucking whole wheat bread isn't as good as frosted miniwheats.
Nigga, really?
A big corporation doesn't make all the bread loaves, and you can make it yourself at home.
Can't promote that.
I agree. most commercial "whole wheat bread" isn't bread at all but a hodgepodge of vitamins adding nutrition to highly processed flour along with preservatives for shelf life. Remove the nutrients by processing, then add them to the finished product, just like "fortified" cereal.
Baking bread at home is the only way to avoid this, unless you want to pay more for commercial "organic" bakery bread, and not all bakeries avoid preservatives and dough conditioners.
Good bread contains flour, water, yeast, and salt. If you want to splurge, add a tablespoon of sugar and two tablespoons of butter for two loaves of white bread. And there's always brioche and puff pastry if you want to gild the lily.
It's so good it will rarely sit long enough to get moldy.
Bread making is a really fascinating and challenging hobby. I recommend it highly.
Looks like they're still putting sugar over fat. Gotta keep people addicted to that sweet sweet corporate product.
FTFY
STAY ADDICTED TO SOY GOY
And I thought they loved skinless chicken breast, isn't that one of the leanest proteins around?
But they do love oil, as long as it's seed oil- they're claiming egg substitute in veg oil (even if not seed oil it's still bad unless they're considering olive a veg) is much healthier than a real egg in butter, or even better than skinless chicken or a boiled egg.
And isn't watermelon basically water & sugar? Just did a quick Google: https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/foods/watermelon
Kinda mixed messaging there, but hardly seems like a superfood with a perfect sore to me.
Even in the weird leftist HELTH understanding of nutrition this doesn't seem to make a lick of sense.
Makes you think you're full when you're actually starving...
Not for very long though. Because of all the water your body tends to be able to process it pretty quickly.
Apparently some professional eaters use it as a practice food for that reason.
Hunger Games and its "whoopsie juice" to vomit so they could eat more comes to mind.
I weep for our species.
If food keeps rising in price it may become cost prohibitive to do anymore. Of course that also may mean normal people won't be able to afford food, and interesting things tend to happen when normal people can't afford food.
You may live to see your wishes come true, but perhaps not in the way you'd like.
Hippies fleeing the cities for homesteads in the early 70's were a bit premature. Now it looks like the key to long-term survival.
Get enough space for a truck patch and a cellar to grow and store canned vegetables and home-brew, raise chickens. buy flour and beans in bulk and make your own bread.
My retirement fantasy.
That's what happens when ideology, good old corruption and reality collide.
I suspect that's because you're not factoring the share prices of several giant corporations into your calculations.
Red meat is good for you as long as you aren't a sloth that sits on your ass everyday
Both times in my life I've lost large amounts of weight it's been by eating the exact opposite of what the US government has told me I should be eating. And despite the severe calorie restrictions I usually end up feeling more satisfied after meals than I had before.
Absolutely criminal what our government tells parents is "healthy". And that if say a skinless chicken breast producer made a label that said "actually our chicken is way healthier to eat than Frosted Mini Wheats" they'd get hit with a massive fine.
Wow.
Not listening to the US government? You're a TERRORIST.
POLICIA!
Very funny how most things near the top are processed or otherwise don't come from animals. I'm pretty sure if you turned this chart upside down, you'd do pretty well.
Butter>seed oils, eggs (especially from an actual, not factory, farm) are great for you, ground beef isn't the best cuts but the "processing" is really just grinding and red meat is good for you- another one of the Big Lies.
Not sure on cheddar but I think in general moderation, non-processed cheese (ie not Whiz or those slices but real fucking cheese) is just fine for your health. Last time I was in Europe they seemed to eat a fair amount of cheese and were in better shape than us.
The French have it down. Gruyere rules! Once upon a time, all farming was "organic."
FDA'S TOP SUPERFOODS!
If you look up your recommended daily calorie intake for your height and weight, and try to eat that many calories using just the bottom 3 items, I'd wager you'd have a hard time doing so without eating yourself sick. Much harder than you would if you were eating frosted mini wheats.
Watermelon & kale are good for you but not very filling, I think you'd have a hard time feeling full plus you're missing out of the important shit you get from animal products.
Honestly if I had to choose the bottom 3 do seem better than the top. You'll get protein and actually feel full eating those. People on the carnivore diet seem to be doing pretty well, certainly more than someone eating a lot of mini-wheats...
carnivore/paleo/primal/keto/atkins/whatever you want to call it works extremely well, speaking from personal experience.
And back in 2008 when I first tried it, mainstream "nutritionists" were still calling for advocates of that diet to be imprisoned for "endangering the health of their clients". Public health has been in a bad state for a very long time.
Is there anything more extravagant and wasteful than "almond milk"?
Almonds are grown in California, almost exclusively, require a ridiculous amount of water, which they don't have, just to make a milk substitute? Say what you like about soy, at least it's cheap.
Their nipples are so tiny...
There is almost no almonds in almond milk. Look at the nutrition label; all sugar; it's practically a soft drink. e: There's one serving of almonds in a half gallon of almond milk. It's ridiculous.
Who even uses that shit?
People that think it's somehow a healthy choice to replace a drink that's well balanced between fat, protein and sugar with a drink that's mostly just sugar. To be fair there is unsweetened almond milk but that's basically water.
Encourage: Froyo, OJ, Honey Nut Cheerios, choc covered almonds
Moderate: skinless chicken breast, which is only slightly healthier than Lucky Charms somehow
Minimize: egg fried in butter & cheddar cheese
Butter fried egg and cheese is my goto lunch, lol.
Must be why I keep dying of Covid...
I didn't get vaccinated and I died twice.
This is how I also managed to vote for Joe Biden 8 times.
They hate cheddar cheese? Whew, that means it's awesome!
Natural sharp cheddar? Not bad tbh.
Most people don't eat regular real regular cheese. It's super high in saturated fats, but it can be really good.
Except for stinky cheese.
That's literally just bad mold. Why are you eating that. Stop it.
You can stop me from eating blue cheese when you pry the Stilton out of my cold, dead hands.
I used to love Treasure Island blue cheese in omelets. It would melt just as the egg almost finished cooking. Then the new pasteurization regs passed and suddenly blue cheeses were green, dry and crumbly, and didn't melt. The cheese makers had to change cultures to use heavily pasteurized milk. It's just one more thing they took away from us.
Right on. Don't listen to Gizortnik. Bleu, Camembert, Limburger, beer cheese . . . funky deliciousness!
I don't know what you or u/OldBullLee are talking about.
None of those cheeses were that bad. Literally none of them are that bad.
I'm talking about the really stinky cheese. The ones that make people gag.
Blue Cheese doesn't do that...
saturated fat is the healthiest (and only essential) type of fat
Eat fermented foods, like cheese, yoghurt, and kimchi etc.
It helps your gut biome, and prevents you catching the faggot parasites.
It's the food pyramid all over again.
Encourage the peasantry to consume poison and actively discourage them from eating anything that might lead to them becoming healthy and strong.
These people all need to be publicly flogged.
I mean, carbohydrates aren't bad. You just have to fucking use them.
In the Revolutionary Period the carbs Americans ate were astronomical. They also worked 18 hours a day of manual labor on farms.
There are very few people in the modern world now who can justify their carb intake, and the carbs we do eat are probably not ideal even then.
Need more whole foods.
They also need to not be so processed that there's no nutrition in them, so that when you eat them you actually feel full.
It's way too easy to eat 1000+ calories of highly processed carbs and not feel it at all.
Forget eating.
It's easy to drink 1,000 calories.
"It's the food pyramid all over again."
so your telling me its annother,,, pyramid scheme?
Wow, they finally came out with a bigger lie than the food pyramid.
To be fair the million dollar tractors are a necessity rather than a luxury.
I think it might be good advice, if you read it upside down. Red is clearly the best, since they don't want you to eat it and green is clearly trash to be avoided completely.
Except for the watermelon, since I'm pretty sure that's a decent source of iron oddly enough.
Kale is a superfood, but I still can't get over the fucking mini-wheats...seriously, at least put the plain whole wheat biscuit so you don't sound totally insane
Superfood my ass.
If you replace Kale with Tall Fescue no one would be able to taste the difference.
Try it; you might like it: https://www.pbs.org/wnet/americanmasters/jacques-pepin-makes-kale-soup/19440/
Kale is literally inedible garbage, there is a thousand different tasty vegetables.
No.
I agree with GloboHomoErectus. There are better vegetables.
If I want to eat something that tastes like feet, I'll develop a foot fetish.
Naturally the bottom 3 + whole milk (or 2%), compose a fair amount of my diet. Especially the beef. I regularly buy it in sealed packets only to chuck it in the freezer so I have more "just in case".
Like everyone else has already commented on, this is clearly intentional malice. Ex: you can eat almonds (or cashews, pumpkin seeds, limited walnuts, etc.) without any added sugar. I get them unroasted and unsalted to avoid unnecessary oils + sodium and they're great snacks.
Only bugs I'm eating are the shrimp. I'll stick to what I'm doing...which is trying to minimize processed foods, experiment with various vegetables/mushrooms and cooking methods, BEEF, etc., and limiting vegetable oil in favor of unsalted butter + extra virgin olive oil.
Watermelon is empty sugar calories
Sugar cereal is bad for you
Orange juice is pretty much just sugar and isn't good for you
chocolate covered almonds are awesome but very bad for you and very high in calories. I used to get them from costco
skinless chicken breast, milk, and eggs are super foods that should be at the absolute top of any list. nonfat cheese is also very good for you.
I agree except that chicken has a pretty poor micronutrient profile, red meat and fatty fish (salmon family) are the healthiest meats
There is no such thing as nonfat cheese, that's some kind of freak lab experiment I wouldn't put in my body. There's literally nothing wrong with eating saturated fat.
https://i.imgur.com/iwAkaDn.jpg
It's just made with skim milk or whatever.
Mmm, extra mature cheddar.
Fucking watermelon and kale.
Most watermelon is overgrown trash that really is just mostly water and almost no melon. There's no real benefit to it.
But Kale?
Fucking Kale is an absolute garbage vegetable that tastes like shit and is barely edible. Collard Greens is cheaper (and I mean absolute dirt cheap), tastes better than Kale, and is more nutritious.
if you don't look like a statue of a greek god, why are you giving health advice?
Bruh I am triggered. I wish Americans were whatever made it less likely to be short on meat and dairy. If that meant we were violent or that we were slaves, that wouldn't be my fault for wanting to eat meat as much as possible just like 99% of people in all societies in all of human history have wanted. An acceptable "deal" includes the meat.
There is NO flipping that on its ass, no jedish mind trick, no crap on the tv, no twitter trend, no fucking hurricane, no tOtAlLy mysterious fire, no hardcore neo-stazi action, no suddenly dieded Epsteins, nothing, there's nothing at all in the world that'll make Americans feel in the wrong for wanting meat.
Same goes for home ownership. The goalpost that was "success" from the Greatest to the Boomer generations has shifted to homeownership. It is even more important in our psyches than ever at a time when institutional forces are clusterraping the rate of homeownership. That puts a lot of pressure on one market, to almost singlehandedly maintain the illusion of social mobility as a possible outcome of work and ingenuity while it is actually not happening? Wanna guess how the math works on that?
And while Im on an over 9000 rant I might as well go for a home run and get it all out. I think privacy in general will become a Hard Issue with upper case letters so you know it's Some Actual Shit or SAS for short, just like food and homeownership.
The 4th is so laughably straightforward and violated, and intentionally misinterpreted and left outdated. One of the least mysterious pieces of legal shit a 21st century high fiction consumer could read. Imagine feeling confused about this;
It says "papers", and looky-ho, a unified class of entities say... GO PAPERLESS lol BUY A SMORTPHONE LULZ. Suddenly, because we are talking "data" (data which, in the living memory of all baby boomers alive, was printed on PAPER) this means we are not talking "papers" anymore of course, which means POOF goodbye to that part of the Bill of Rights, bye bye. Don't worry, we don't UnMaSk you so go ahead and rela- HA GOTCHA WE UNMASKING ALL YOU TERRRREST MUFUGGAS HA, SUCK IT.
Nor are we talking "effects" anymore, nope, it's data now and yeah, you consciously agreed to let us suck it from you like blood, so we are morally blameless, you see?
Oh but looky here, the definition of "warrant" includes allllll sooorts of electromitronical communidoohickeys. "Data", wha? STFU there's no data, and also we own this data so GTFO. Yes they E-signed the oath in the warrant submission form thru the portal on the mobile thingy in the squad car. Dummy, they perfectly described what to search, see right here it's got your name and address, how much more specific can you get, SHEESH.
And if you didn't want us to have probable cause to do, like, whatever it was we did lulz, maybe you should have like, tried not having any opinions? Bam another right bites the dust. Yknow what we at the agency say boys, "if you can't amend em, apprehend em!" I swear one day this is gonna go full on SAS so fast, all it takes is one psychopath with a loosh leash at Google or a contractor group of some sort and no one will ever blink at the topic of food breaking down into a rant about a man's favorite seemingly non food-related rights.
These are all things specifically targeted. I have never felt so threatened by a threat to a "right" than I do by this talk about access to meat, for which I'm totally dependent on others. It really locks in the WEF scheme into a unified narrative of sorts concerning other changes, especially in the realm of ownership, social mobility, and privacy. All that stuff is hoity toity but unfortunately for them it includes (unnegotiably) the matter of food and that is simple, direct and tactile to us all. It connects the dots from philosophical, political discussion, to the actual practice of our lives, compulsorily, and including everyone who never let the hoity toity stuff affect their lives. Bc it's THE FOOD.
PHEW
you will eat the Nuts
I'm not giving up my butt nuggets and bacon grease. You can fuck right off.
Can't wait to see their next campaign:
BRAWNDO - IT'S WHAT PLANTS CRAVE!
We're just about there now...
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@Gizortnik
The "guy" evidently scoured his pantry and fridge and randomly ranked what he found
Now look at it from their new push against farmers and "reducing nitrogen byproduct".
All the non recommended foods are "high" in nitrogen and CO2 production. All the recommended foods can be protein substituted or microfarmed in labs.
Wow, this dude is a retard.
This feels eerily similar to "brought to you by Brawndo, it's got ELECTROLYTES"