Thomson's gazelle looks around nervously.

Words: The Memening

Being the dark side of comedy was always the Diceman’s schtick.

Slaves once ate pumpkins.

“Team A is disqualified. Team B is your new National High School Debate Team Champions!”

Trump would have put those shoes on and strutted around the stage.

“Boo hoo, you’re not supporting my degeneracy enough!”

I’m not surprised considering the current Doctor Who.

Thank you, Bill Mitchell, for that incredibly insightful comment.

Everyone in the region has their own agenda, and none of them are “America first.”

incel

married with four children

Pick one.

That damn Lilith!

Money is the root of all evil. Always has been, and always will be. If there’s a dollar to be made, some crook will try to steal it.

Not even if they paid me.

“Oh, what sad times are these when passing ruffians can rape female police officers at will. There is a pestilence upon this land. Nothing is sacred. Even those who arrange and design shrubberies are under considerable economic stress at this period in history.”

Manny Jaw.

“We came. We saw. He died!”

cackles in Hillary

The group she belonged to was clearly a terrorist organization, but I guess she kept soap and shampoo for any prisoners.

The literal pixie girl was a terrorist.

Not. Yet.

“Racist", the refuge people use when they have no real argument.

Retarded Paladin

I’m not surprised some handshake has that opinion.