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MegoThor 3 points ago +3 / -0

Make sure you know the Common Law marriage laws for your area before shacking up with someone. Even if you don’t say “I do,” Uncle Sam might say it for you.

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MegoThor 19 points ago +20 / -1

Catholicism has been infiltrated from the top down. Look at the scummy Pope.

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MegoThor 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whatchu gonna do?

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MegoThor 5 points ago +5 / -0

Celebrities are all whores.

This can’t be repeated enough.

Celebrities are all whores.

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MegoThor 20 points ago +20 / -0

Most of these land whales realize they will never look good, so they put all their effort into trying to look bad so that at least people will notice them.

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MegoThor 6 points ago +6 / -0

Since it’s “inhumane” to execute serial criminals and alien invaders, I 100% endorse castrating them.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

The prison system in America is college for criminals.

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MegoThor 14 points ago +14 / -0

“Missing Haitians? Haven’t seen ‘em.”

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MegoThor 19 points ago +19 / -0

Lefties are liars. It’s a core tenet of their belief.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Prisons are nothing but college for criminals. If you’ve done something bad enough to be locked away for decades, society is better off without you.

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MegoThor 15 points ago +15 / -0

“Oh. Camel-La, I apologize; I forgot you were there. You may go now.”

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