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AlfredicEnglishRules 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's not tiger penis soup that makes you more fertile, you need to screw the tiger directly. Save tiger population and create weretigers in one thrust.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

Our government is so corrupt they started arresting people for the murder of Tupac as a distraction. Even aliens didn't phase us, so they had to bring the big guns.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's caused a real weirdness in how we perceived things. Florida is the first place I have been to where Hispanic celebrations were more than just Poor Mexicans. It insults the rich Mexicans and the Argentines alike, but the vast majority in the US are the poor Mexicans.

The south west and Texas get even weirder because many are Mexican but have been in the USA since it took over the area.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 16 points ago +16 / -0

All glory to the undead rulers over us all!

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AlfredicEnglishRules 8 points ago +8 / -0

Germans just did a walkabout and took over more territories after Rome moved to Germany.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 9 points ago +9 / -0

This entire thing just makes me sad for the guy that did the amazing Scooby Doo animation and was tormented until he apologized for using AI voice actors.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 5 points ago +5 / -0

He was also a villain on a doctor who Christmas special.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lord Dagon thumbed up that comment

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AlfredicEnglishRules 4 points ago +4 / -0

The more amazing and cutting edge the tech, the more likely it will be used for porn. I knew the Wii would be popular when a friend in Vegas told me a brothel had a Wii Development kit on display. I truly wish there was something greater than this, but it has held true every time.

So, porn made by computers with no one being harmed? No person being used up and thrown away? It sounds like this https://youtu.be/fwTcfwbrNO4

It also reminds me of the essay by the Dilbert writer that Holodecks will be our last invention. We'll be too busy in the Holodecks or the matrix to care to move out to the real world.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is McDonald's Ball!!

The clown looked down at me, and I flipped him the birdie. He just grimaced. He used to be a fry guy, but lately he worried more about the big Mac than the small fry.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 9 points ago +9 / -0

My father in law is Icelandic so I can confirm, no mosquitos.

Also, mosqua means fly in Spanish if I remember correctly.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

Very true. They want to control the product and be praised for it.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 6 points ago +6 / -0

Move far away from Orlando, rent is way too high because of Disney and Universal.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 3 points ago +3 / -0

I skipped breakfast because my kid missed the bus. Yay.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 2 points ago +2 / -0

Any time I hear Philly is a badly named city, I remember this.

https://youtu.be/bWuXfIZiSqY

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AlfredicEnglishRules 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd kill for my beliefs. This would sound better if you weren't ready to kill for a McDonald's cheeseburger as well.

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AlfredicEnglishRules 3 points ago +3 / -0

They're on comixology. I have several complaints about the website, especially since Amazon bought it, but the content is still there.

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