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simian 12 points ago +12 / -0

I’m sure they’re being careful. They’re not saying there wasn’t a legitimate attempt on his life (which would mean the dead dad was a “crisis actor.”). They’re just saying he wasn’t actually hit by a bullet. Probably that broken teleprompter bullshit.

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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

I've heard that theory. I believe that theory. But what would be the point of hiding it? How long can they possibly hope to keep this up?

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simian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Yeah. I’m curious if Biden would have dropped out in the universe where Trump died or there wasn’t even an attempt.

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simian 2 points ago +2 / -0

But will we be lucky enough to see the death of the (former) wokies? One can only hope.

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simian 11 points ago +16 / -5

And here’s hoping we can treat the libtards in our lives as poorly as they treated us. If not worse.

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simian 9 points ago +9 / -0

A period of time that came after the 1990's but before the 2010's.

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'll give him credit for carrying on. Even in his state, he must've realized that nothing he was going to say after "Vice President Trump" would matter.

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simian 7 points ago +7 / -0

But have they changed it enough? “Maid” is a gendered term (as opposed to merman). So we should push them to change it to merperson. Also drop the “little.” It’s offensive to tall and/or fat people and belittling (heh) to midgets. How about “the merperson of indeterminate size?” That’s a family friendly story.

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simian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nah. They’re like my mother. Whenever there’s news of spying and the like she’s quick to say “well I never do anything wrong so why should I worry?” All these years and she hasn’t realized that’s the most ignorant thing one could say.

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simian 38 points ago +38 / -0

Self identification only applies to gender. Not ethnicity. This is because of reasons.

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simian 21 points ago +21 / -0

Is that any different from how they used to label things a “national security risk?”

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simian 26 points ago +26 / -0

Leftists REALLY won’t like such pro-capitalist messaging.

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simian 2 points ago +2 / -0

What? I’ve never seen this problem before. It sounds retarded, so I’m sure it’s a genuine thought experiment that liberals fuck up.

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simian 27 points ago +27 / -0

Oh, NOW they care about the actual stats after insisting gays are 33% of the population, blacks are 80%, and 200% of couples are racially mixed for years.

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simian 84 points ago +84 / -0

So they’re banning books?

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simian 20 points ago +20 / -0

That’s okay. Under Trump you had tons of retards insisting “this is the current state of right wing America!” I’m still not clear on what rights they were stripped of during that time, but to listen to a liberal woman she was already chattel.

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simian 24 points ago +24 / -0

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

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simian 16 points ago +16 / -0

I’m more of a “Ha ha, Baltimore.” That place is a complete shit hole. Minneapolis is okay when it’s not being burned down, although it does have its shitty parts, too.

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simian 9 points ago +10 / -1

If they could think ahead then they wouldn’t be black.

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simian 45 points ago +45 / -0

I love how she tries to shame the guys sitting across from her at the end with “thanks MEN.” Nobody’s supposed to protect you from your own stupidity.

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