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simian 16 points ago +16 / -0

Remember how awkward it would be to run into your teacher at the mall or something? We’ve gone from “oh yeah, you’re a person outside of school” to “Mx Miller wants us to watch a livestream of xthem engaging in coprophilia with xtheir polycule for homework.”

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simian 11 points ago +11 / -0

It’s funny how that never occurred to this person. Maybe they shouldn’t have opened that door in the first place.

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simian 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’m a Virgo came out on Amazon last year. It’s also about super powers and wears its messaging on its sleeve(except blacks instead of women.) However, that show gets by because it is weird, aggressively so.

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simian 6 points ago +6 / -0

This show came out over a year ago. It clearly went VERY unnoticed. Deservedly so.

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simian 35 points ago +35 / -0

It was always the logical progression after gay rights. Liberals have no end point, they just want to move on to embracing whatever’s ostracized.

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simian 9 points ago +9 / -0

It’s sarcasm. Although “more people are watching on iPlayer” IS the go-to defense. I know Disney+ doesn’t release watch numbers. Does BBC do this with iPlayer?

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simian 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's only on regular television, however. There were literally billions who watched it on iPlayer.

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simian 33 points ago +33 / -0

It’s like how everyone said that all the media companies would pull their content from places like Netflix and Hulu so they could create their own streaming services, and they’d all lose money doing so. And then they all did exactly that and are struggling to turn a profit. Modern society is all about ignoring the warning signs.

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simian 6 points ago +6 / -0

I’ve heard of this book and it sounded so weird I assumed someone was shitting me and it wasn’t real.

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simian 3 points ago +3 / -0

I didn’t really have any expectations. Mostly about food regulations and culture changing to allow for the abundance of high fructose corn syrup and ever-increasing portions. Then it gets into a lot of detail about what Type 2 diabetes is.

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simian 7 points ago +7 / -0

Current: Extra Virginity, the Sublime and Scandalous World of Olive Oil Previous: Fat Land, How Americans Became the Fattest People in the World

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simian 29 points ago +29 / -0

I'm going to assume this is a con, and they've got money in ShotSpotter. What a boon it'll be to the company when cities pay them to install the devices in neighborhoods where shootings DON'T happen, just to dispel the illusion of racism.

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simian 9 points ago +9 / -0

Yes, but have you considered: Faggotnigger?

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simian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why does she deliver the whole spiel with that grin on her face?

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simian 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's always some dipshit out there who believes they're blowing peoples' minds by being ignorant of genres. "Well, when you think about it, in a street fighter you're playing the role of the fighter you choose, so that's actually a role playing game." Or they're genuinely ignorant of gaming, which is much more likely for a "gaming journalist."

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simian 14 points ago +15 / -1

But the white women assured me everything would be fine once they were in power. They're so bad at what they do that they actively bring in rapists. Who saw that coming?

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simian 30 points ago +30 / -0

"When Queer As Folk creator, Russell T Davies, brought Doctor Who back in 2005 it was clear from the get-go that this is a show for all the outcasts in society." That this writer can't fathom "outcasts in society" could include straight white males shows it was written from a place of vitriol and ignorance. That you applaud just proves you're a retard.

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simian 41 points ago +41 / -0

I feel like the only harm being done to black children occurs when people tell them they’re supposed to be harmed by the school’s name.

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simian 4 points ago +4 / -0

That should be the defense. "We were just following Biden's orders to stop Literally Hitler 2.0 no matter what!"

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simian 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'd be fine with a they/them for a a freaky looking alien. But yeah, that's just some mystery brown looking queer, which is the most generic thing Disney does these days for character design.

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