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BetterNameUnfound -3 points ago +1 / -4

"Why haven't you checkmated him yet? It's been five moves!"

Patience.

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

One reason I hope we never get that rumored live-action Evangelion movie that's been rumored for over 20 years.

They've started making a Gundam one, and I expect that to suck too.

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

I thought that episode did him dirty.

The comics at least showed HOW he escaped.

Here? Escaped offscreen. How? "Trade secret."

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BetterNameUnfound 17 points ago +17 / -0

Full disclosure: Mister Miracle and Big Barda are one of my favorite fictional couples ever.

Scott Free, the little Spirit of Freedom, the universe's greatest escape artist, and his seven-feet-tall super-strong warrior beloved Big Barda, both escaped Darkseid's clutches to live on Earth on their own.

If that sounds woke to you, here's the twist.

Big Barda would much rather just be a stay-at-home housewife. She unironically LOVES cooking and doing household chores to make sure her husband comes home to a peaceful, orderly abode. She finds it relaxing.

She wants to be feminine, but things just keep drawing her back into battle.

Sadly, I'm sure today's writers will miss the point entirely. Especially since it's headed by that hack Tom King.

...Also, I don't know how I put that extra comma in the title. Sorry. Can't change it now.

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BetterNameUnfound 20 points ago +20 / -0

The hosts think it's normal because they got where they are by raping kids on video.

Blackmail.

Step out of line, video released, career and life ruined.

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BetterNameUnfound 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don't know, these make some sense to me.

How many companies have had their product quality drop off a cliff right after going public?

Dodge v. Ford

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BetterNameUnfound 19 points ago +19 / -0

Chinny Reckon: To express indignant disbelief at another's fanciful proclamation. Typically accompanied by the stroking of a non-existent goatee beard. For some reason "reckon" is pronounced "reh-kon" rather the usual "reh-kun".

I have never heard this expression anywhere in my entire 40+ years.

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BetterNameUnfound 9 points ago +9 / -0

We thought they would lower prices because no manufacturing costs.

Which is exactly what the old Phantom console promised in the early 2000s.

That didn't happen.

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BetterNameUnfound 3 points ago +3 / -0

There are no bad girls in the show (except maybe Ritsuko)...but yeah, she's my favorite too.

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BetterNameUnfound 9 points ago +9 / -0

This was inevitable ever since they gave her the biggest buff in comics history with those force fields.

Because of this, it's been agreed for over 20 years that if the F4 were to fight each other, Sue would emerge victorious.

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BetterNameUnfound 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's odd. It worked fine earlier.

Well, here they are together. She goes by Alex Windsor.

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BetterNameUnfound 8 points ago +8 / -0

He also refused to sell her code.

He didn't say exactly how much he was offered, just that it was "a lot more than $50,000."

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BetterNameUnfound 7 points ago +7 / -0

Bruce also hosted a pilot for Celebrity Double Dare. Did a passable job, too.

Sadly, that was the only decent thing about it, because there's a reason that pilot went unsold.

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BetterNameUnfound 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only other guy I've seen use "bruv" is pro wrestler Will Ospreay, who even puts it on his merchandise.

Here he is at a homosexual pride parade, even though he's married to a woman...who sure looks like a man.

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BetterNameUnfound 4 points ago +4 / -0

I just saw the third team to trade a guy to LeBron James get rewarded with the #1 pick in the draft.

Sports are fake.

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BetterNameUnfound 5 points ago +6 / -1

"I threw my unopened box in the fire. It ruined it. This is on the manufacturer for not making it fireproof."

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