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cartoonericroberts 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've fried my own fries many times. It's a pant load of pain in the ass. I'll usually chunk up potatoes, toss them in bacon grease and air fry them and that scratches the same itch, but if I want deep fried I am buying them (or mostly not because everywhere uses vegetable oils) because a man can only spill oil all over his stove so many times.

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cartoonericroberts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Excess salt isn't bad for you as long as you have functional kidneys. The connection to hypertension isn't based on real science. South Koreans eat twice the salt on average as Americans and have much less hypertension. Prior to refrigeration Europeans ate ten times the salt as Americans currently do and less hypertension. It's the refined sugar and HFCS and the carbs in general and seed oils. If this chain starts using tallow to make their fries I'll move to Russia.

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cartoonericroberts 7 points ago +7 / -0

Are you sure this will help us sell more browsers?

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cartoonericroberts 8 points ago +8 / -0

lol, if TSMC wants americans to die to defend their damn fabs then they can fucking build them on american soil. "oh, it would cost billions to move the-" a war with China would cost trillions.

The tree of 4nm process must be periodically watered with american blood!

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cartoonericroberts 35 points ago +35 / -0

He has a point. We need to separate the races to protect people of color from white violence. There's also more whites on welfare so I propose that races should be taxed to pay their own races welfare so that whites will stop their freeloading.

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cartoonericroberts 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm more in the "the jabs are bad because of incompetence and greed" camp. I don't think they are competent enough to create a jab that would permanently suppress the immune system even if they wanted to. I'll admit that may just be wishful thinking.

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cartoonericroberts 5 points ago +6 / -1

I got the J&J so there's no nanolipid nonsense so it (probably) isn't that different from a regular virus. Just about anything should run its course eventually.

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cartoonericroberts 7 points ago +7 / -0

Sovereignty was actually never ceded in the case of Hawaii. They had legit internationally recognized sovereignty too; the Hawaiian monarchs had diplomatic relationships with other countries including the United Kingdom. My dream is this "was never ceded" stuff leads to Hawaiian independence and democrats losing two guaranteed Senate seats permanently.

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cartoonericroberts 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think most Americans, myself included, get introduced to Hershey's chocolate at such an early age that we never really stop to think, "why does this taste subtly of vomit?"

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cartoonericroberts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Oh, yeah, I didn't know "Your Squaw is on the Warpath" is a touch racist. Pardon me, boy, is this a stupid fucking listicle.

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cartoonericroberts 4 points ago +4 / -0

Probably 2001: A Space Odyssey even though it's weird as fuck.

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cartoonericroberts 25 points ago +25 / -0

I took the vaccine very early on because I'm an idiot. I've never ever been as sick as often as the year following the injection. I almost never get colds normally and when I do they are very mild. I got multiple colds and they put me on my ass. Fortunately I'm back to normal.

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cartoonericroberts 3 points ago +3 / -0

I love this. Not for the reason the author intends, but I love it all the same.

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cartoonericroberts 20 points ago +21 / -1

Tallest structures before modern building techniques:
Asians: 70m
Whites: 150m
Arabs: 90m
Sub Saharan Africans: 10m
Americans: 70m

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cartoonericroberts 18 points ago +18 / -0

I will believe blaqs invented the tech industry when one of them explains to me how a transistor works.

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cartoonericroberts 15 points ago +15 / -0

In Christianity the soul and body are not separable. You can't have a female soul in a male body; you are your body. Gnostics get out! REEE!

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cartoonericroberts 6 points ago +6 / -0

They remembered the pronouns but forgot to get to the fucking point.

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cartoonericroberts 3 points ago +3 / -0

That wokefisher article is wild and probably deserves its own post.

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cartoonericroberts 8 points ago +8 / -0

I think Hollywood doesn't want to stray too far from western beauty standards at least for now and for big budget shit. The Little Mermaid is further than they'd usually go.

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