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CarmenOfSandiego 8 points ago +8 / -0

Up next, an increase in traffic related collisions and hospitalisations.

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CarmenOfSandiego 3 points ago +3 / -0

Many ftm go bald in their twenties.

Meanwhile I'm sitting over here having turned 40 this year and looking like Kurt Douglas from The Thing.

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CarmenOfSandiego 28 points ago +28 / -0

My voice is fucked

Yeah, this one doesn't get enough attention because most other parts of transitioning are actual physical changes like removing body parts. Women who take testosterone drop at least an octave in pitch if not more, and it's permanent. Even if they do nothing else and keep their female body they will sound like a 40 year old trucker the second they speak.

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CarmenOfSandiego 4 points ago +4 / -0

r/science has always been shit and run by cliques who would discuss mod actions and thread control in a private sub.

https://i.ibb.co/55WKbXY/nbt.jpg

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CarmenOfSandiego 6 points ago +6 / -0

The loudest detractors was referring to a handful of obvious pro-woman shills he regularly fought with

Having called him out quite a few times in the past for both his general spamming and anti-natalist stances do feel free to actually name those 'pro-woman detractors' and not turn out to be posting complete shit just like he does when claiming things like "ConPro/CuntPro" is always the reason for his downvotes rather than the fact he's unhinged and never stays on topic even when he's the OP of a thread.

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CarmenOfSandiego 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Horde are a bunch of dindu losers who cry the moment they get any consequence for their atrocities

Basically. "Pls no bully" is what the Horde ends up doing third most where the first two are "fuck around", and "find out".

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CarmenOfSandiego 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's impressive for all the wrong reasons how the Sith Empire in SWTOR is somehow less objectively evil than the Horde in WoW.

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CarmenOfSandiego 8 points ago +8 / -0

tsundere snake girl.

That was one 100% designed for the autistic men who played Xcom 2 and meme'd that for years.

I clearly played as a very different kind of autist since every snek that showed up was very quickly removed from the battlefield either by sniper fire, shotgun, or blade.

I love 2, but CS is such a fucking kick in the teeth for players who wanted a continuation of the series and not that garbage shipped instead.

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CarmenOfSandiego 12 points ago +12 / -0

For those out there using imperial measurements, 200 meters is about 650 feet.

That's a lot of bananas.

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CarmenOfSandiego 30 points ago +30 / -0

Thank fucking Christ. They keep trying to make more and more media with her despite it never being wanted or ever being good.

"Real Harley Quinn has never been tried!"

  • the execs, probably
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CarmenOfSandiego 5 points ago +5 / -0

lol, speaking of, he tried posting about that recent Reddit thread calling having a family a fetish over on the "Funny" board.

Now first off, /Funny isn't funny most of the time so his post going down like a lead balloon is ironically not out of place there.

Second, to the surprise of nobody those who knows how the posts he still rants about the usual crap* regardless of what the topic might be. Even when he's the one making a thread about something.

Third, as is tradition he got downvoted to oblivion for continuing to be completely retarded.

https://communities.win/c/Funny/p/1995H1ADJ5/its-a-fetish-you-fucking-losers-/c

Edit: Some highlights of what "the usual crap" is when in a thread about families having children.

wanting that many kids is a fetish

This is at least on topic. The rest however...

handshake

Because he still doesn't understand how the site as a whole works.

Melinda

Because why the fuck not? ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Could you fit any more buzzwords in there?

The irony of this considering what follows is as the kids say: "peak".

"trans agenda"

JK Rowling

TERFism

All of those from the same post, mind.

Yawn...

One of his typical deflections.

tl;dr he treats every single poster he replies to as both a brand new person, "handshakes", and yet as if it's someone who would know the ins and outs of all the random colloquialisms he repeatedly uses over and over, "Melinda", "Yawn", and more.

So he's still as unhinged as ever.

Funny thing is I didn't even realise it was him posting that thread when I saw it at first. I just found both the post and OP comments to be retarded and downvoted both as such. Then the reason for it being retarded become apparent when I took a second look whom the OP was.

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CarmenOfSandiego 14 points ago +14 / -0

chastising people for not navigating the FBI's website correctly

“But the plans were on display…”

“On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”

“That’s the display department.”

“With a flashlight.”

“Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”

“So had the stairs.”

“But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”

“Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

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CarmenOfSandiego 14 points ago +14 / -0

Ken Rex McElroy

McElroy was shot to death in broad daylight as he sat with his wife Trena in his pickup truck on Skidmore's main street. He was struck by bullets from at least two different firearms, in front of a crowd of people estimated as numbering between 30 and 46. To date, no one has been charged in connection with McElroy's death.

lol, amazing.

Edit:

McElroy fathered more than 10 children with different women. He met his last wife, Trena McCloud (1957–2012), when she was 12 years old and in eighth grade and he was 35. He raped McCloud repeatedly. McCloud's parents initially opposed the relationship, but after McElroy burned their house down and shot the family dog, they begrudgingly agreed to the marriage

Holy. Fucking. Shit.

She became pregnant when she was fourteen, dropped out of school in the ninth grade, and went to live with McElroy and his second wife Alice. McElroy divorced Alice and married Trena in order to escape charges of statutory rape, to which she was the only witness. Sixteen days after Trena gave birth, she and Alice fled to Trena's parents' house. According to court records, McElroy tracked them down and brought them back. When Trena's parents were away, McElroy went to their home, where once again he burned the house down and shot the McClouds' new dog.

Because burning down one house and shooting one dog clearly wasn't enough.

In 1980, one of McElroy's children got into an argument with a clerk, Evelyn Sumy, in a local grocery store owned by 70-year-old Ernest "Bo" Bowenkamp and his wife Lois, allegedly because the young McElroy child tried to steal some candy.

Apple not falling far from the tree.

McElroy began stalking the Bowenkamp family, and eventually threatened Bo Bowenkamp in the back of his store with a shotgun in hand. In the ensuing confrontation, McElroy shot Bowenkamp in the neck; Bowenkamp survived, and McElroy was arrested and charged with attempted murder. McElroy was convicted at trial of assault, but freed on bail pending his appeal. Immediately after being released at a post-trial hearing, McElroy went to the D&G Tavern, a local bar, with an M1 Garand rifle with a bayonet attached, and made graphic threats about what he would do to Bo Bowenkamp. This led to several patrons deciding to see what they could legally do to prevent McElroy from harming anyone else.

Considering the nature of this story it's quite clear how those attempts went.

McElroy's appeal hearing was again delayed. On the morning of July 10, 1981, townspeople met at the Legion Hall in the center of town with Nodaway County sheriff Dan Estes to discuss how to protect themselves. During the meeting, McElroy arrived at the D&G Tavern with Trena. As he sat drinking at the bar, word got back to the men at the Legion Hall that he was in town. Sheriff Estes instructed the assembled group not to get into a direct confrontation with McElroy, but instead seriously consider forming a neighborhood watch program. Estes then drove out of town in his police cruiser. The citizens at the meeting decided to go to the tavern en masse; the bar soon filled completely. After McElroy finished his drinks, he purchased a six pack of beer, left the bar, and entered his pickup truck.

I wonder how clear the sheriff made it that he was going to drive out of town.

While sitting in his truck, McElroy was shot at several times but hit only twice—once by a centerfire rifle and once by a .22 rimfire rifle.

I'm sure both those rifles suffered terrible boating accidents and were never found.

In all, there were 46 potential witnesses to the shooting, including Trena McElroy, who was in the truck with her husband when he was shot. Nobody called for an ambulance. Only Trena claimed to identify a gunman; every other witness was either unable to name an assailant or claimed not to have seen who fired the fatal shots. The DA declined to press charges, and an extensive federal investigation did not lead to any charges either. Missouri-based journalist Steve Booher described the attitude of some townspeople as "he needed killing."

You could jokingly label this as the 46 potential witnesses all claiming they "dindu nothing", except everyone else also went along with it for the same reason. However many of the witnesses being at the bar may have also worked in their favour as any number of them could claim to have been UTI and therefore incapable of making a proper ID. Anyone dumb enough to try and challenge that would destroy any and all foundations for prosecuting drink drivers in the process.

The 70s and 80s were a different time.

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CarmenOfSandiego 7 points ago +7 / -0

One of the things Yahoo is best known for is how retarded the replies to questions are. It's just ironic the feature translates to the other parts of the brand.

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CarmenOfSandiego 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don't forget Meryl the elf being voiced by Gwen from Torchwood.

Gwen is that much of a cunt in Torchwood any time I hear her voice it makes me see red.

Cheats on her fiance

Tells him, then wipes his memory to clear her own conscience

Almost brings about the end of the world after said fiance who she is still with gets killed by the Big Bad of the first season

Ruins the life of a mother whose son went missing by finding said son even though Jack tells Gwen to stop. The son was swallowed by a portal, comes back aged 40 years and with enough PTSD he spends half the day screaming. The mother later states it was better off not knowing what happened than learning the truth.

I'm still missing things out and that's before getting onto the rest of the cast who were also some of the worst people you can imagine being in charge of anything, let alone acting as the hidden line of defence against aliens and other potential world ending shit.

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CarmenOfSandiego 18 points ago +18 / -0

Wonder how much panic there would be if someone showed up to check their basement. The servers would be unlikely to actually be in the basement but it would make for an ironic meme.

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CarmenOfSandiego 8 points ago +8 / -0

That and Austin Powers being seen as peek peak Bond spoof which led to the "dark and gritty" reboot of Craig's Bond in the first place.

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CarmenOfSandiego 5 points ago +5 / -0

Same reasons here tbh. Connery is just, well, Bond. Both Brosnan and Dalton were ones I liked while similar to your reasons Moore just didn't really "fit" what I expected of the character. Lazenby is... probably best left forgotten. Craig was just too much action hero for what was meant to be a spy/assassin.

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CarmenOfSandiego 5 points ago +5 / -0

And one of his rapid successors, who was also at those same parties.

I honestly can't remember if Truss was there, she was barely in the door before she left after fucking over the £ on the advice of someone who then stabbed her in the back.

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CarmenOfSandiego 31 points ago +31 / -0

if [he] was president then law enforcement would take protecting him more seriously

I wonder if the sheriff realises just what he said there.

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CarmenOfSandiego 4 points ago +4 / -0

“I’m the GOAT, y’all, and I know it.”

“And any man who must say 'I am king' is no true king at all.”

  • Tywin Lannister, A Storm of Swords
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