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Mpetey123 58 points ago +58 / -0

In Wisconsin an 18 year old took 4 of your guys out of the fight and turned himself in. I don't know how many people you might have but 4-1 is not great odds

APDSmith 34 points ago +34 / -0

I guess they're assuming they can bring a lot of people.

Do you think they've worked out how a local police department would react to a massive angry mob of out-of-towners intent on arson and murder?

lgbtqwtfbbq 19 points ago +19 / -0

There's no police where this guy is talking about. What there is is a lot of holes in the ground where locals discretely bury "deer" they "accidentally hit with the car on the way home"

BandageBandolier 8 points ago +9 / -1

Pop quiz, what's easier?

A - dodging a bullet travelling towards you at 1200 feet per second

B - convincing the 20 witnesses you've known your whole life to say the sex offender that tried to burn down their houses shot at you first.

ghostfox1_ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Trick question, option C. Burning down your house is a lethal threat, and deserving of retaliation at the same level of force.

Cops wouldn't give a fuck where I am.

TheModernDaVinci 11 points ago +11 / -0

Cops wouldn't give a fuck where I am.

In my neck of the woods, they would give you an award. There are absolutely no fucks to give or criminals.

There is another county in my state, three younger guys thought it would be a good idea to go rob Ol' Farmer Johnson out in the sticks. Turns out Ol' Farmer Johnson had his rifle, and he opened fire when they got in. One died on the spot, one died in the hospital, and one survived. The sheriff did nothing, and thanked him for cleaning up the community.

After interrogation, it was discovered that the survivor was the ringleader. So when it went to trial, he discovered that in addition to the "Attempted Robbery" and "Breaking and Entering" charges, he also had two counts of "Voluntary Manslaughter." The prosecutor argued that the reason was because he had convinced his buddies it would totally be a good idea to go rob this place, so he is directly responsible for their deaths. The Jury said "Sounds reasonable. Guilty on all counts."

So....who exactly do the Lefties expect this to go? Because in almost every scenario, it ends poorly for them. Its the same reason they never left the cities in 2020. They got chased out every time they tried.

Jack 18 points ago +18 / -0

If it escalates, truckers coordinating could easily locate the bulk of the retard herd, wait for them to get just far enough in the boonies and then shut down the few gas station in the area.

Can't go forward, can't go back. Good luck! :-3

LibertyPrimeWasRight 12 points ago +12 / -0

Oh... that’s not what I was thinking someone would do to a mob of bunched up retards with an 18-wheeler.

Vebent 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’ll put them to work unloading my damn trailer. I don’t want to pay $300 for a fuckin lumper so I’ll make a couple of black block fucktards do it.

Hardcore_Facestab 6 points ago +6 / -0

Probably the most honest and actual work they have ever done.

dzonatan 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm no car expert but I doubt this would work.

I vividly remember 90s as a teenager where there was 4 of us sitting in my dad's Fiat 126p and driving 360km to visit his countryside uncle. Along the way we may have made 2 or 3 fuel stops.

I sincerely doubt cars haven't improved their mileage or fuel storage significantly since then.

MattTheBlack 14 points ago +14 / -0

You get deputized and you get deputized

NeoDragoon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Do you think they've worked out how a local police department would react to a massive angry mob of out-of-towners intent on arson and murder?

The last time I know of that they tried that shit, the National Guard got called, four died, and songs got made. Oh, and as an old school Stowbillie, fuck Kent State and their constant revisions of history.

APDSmith 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yeah, one of the things that rarely gets mentioned about Kent State was that the National Guard troopers were jumpy as fuck because those protesters were trying to burn their barracks down, and hadn't shown a great deal of concern about anybody who might be in the barracks at the time!

LinkR 4 points ago +4 / -0

Couldn't not read that without hearing a very faint muffled version of the Doom 2016 OST.

MassivePecorino 1 point ago +1 / -0

"We're going to make Y'alqaeda pay!".

The Only Thing They Fear Is You begins playing over cop loudspeaker

Charmark20 41 points ago +41 / -0

I suspect this liberal/communist coward will never leave his blue shit hole. There is no bag limit on arsonists in Free America, they will simply never be seen again.

Assassin47 26 points ago +26 / -0

Honestly it sounds like someone on the Right trying to kick off the civil war. The BLM types only know how to burn their own neighborhoods down.

APDSmith 24 points ago +24 / -0

BLM types need cover from local law enforcement to be able to loot, rape and murder peacefully.

MattTheBlack 18 points ago +18 / -0

He sounds like the typical antifa redditor

evilplushie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Sounds like a fbi agent

Smith1980 9 points ago +9 / -0

I agree with you

Charmark20 13 points ago +13 / -0

It takes a lot of communists to feed the hogs, because there is not much substance.

NoEyesNoGroin 36 points ago +36 / -0

I'm not the organizing type

Lol. Commies gonna commie

Steampunk_Moustache 32 points ago +32 / -0


Dude doesn't even have the balls to risk his main reddit account, but expects useful idiots to believe he'd totally do it.

I used to live in the sort of the place he's talking about.

There was a rash of break-ins to garages one month, and the second word got around the hundred-or-so homes that there were, literally everyone who wasn't already armed was armed within a week.

Next week, early one morning, some mexican, not local, is found lying dead on the side of the road with gunshot wounds. Police say he was probably a drug trafficker. Drug trafficker? Here?

Magically, break-ins suddenly stop.

I and many others who lived there are 90% certain this guy got caught snooping around someone's garage in the middle of the night, got shot dead, and then driven to other end of the village and dumped to be found come sun rise.

And nobody in the whole place gave a shit. We all laughed and thanked our unknown hero.

elleand202 13 points ago +13 / -0

I love happy endings.

KotakuAuction 1 point ago +1 / -0

Same thing happened with the meth heads around here stealing. One ends up getting his face blown off by granny with a shotgun and then all the crime stopped.

OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 24 points ago +24 / -0

Please don’t do this, it’s so fucking hot around here this time of year cleaning up all those rotting soyboy corpses is gonna be Hell.

Kaarous 24 points ago +24 / -0

The last time these freaks showed up in my hometown only the cops kept us from stringing them all up.

MattTheBlack 21 points ago +21 / -0

Why do so many keyboard warriors think people just lay down and die with no resistance. I don't even like killing animals even dangerous ones like snakes but I still have when they're a threat to me or mine.

Mpetey123 18 points ago +18 / -0

Because they don't believe in the inherent value of life, more importantly human life.

elleand202 17 points ago +17 / -0

They don’t even value their own lives.

Mpetey123 6 points ago +6 / -0


WhitePhoenix 4 points ago +4 / -0

You are 100% correct.

WhoIsThatMaskedMan 15 points ago +15 / -0

Why do so many keyboard warriors think people just lay down and die with no resistance.

Because, where they live, they do. Leftists spent a full year Burning, Looting, and Murdering their way through cities with virtually no resistance. Bugmen have been so thoroughly demoralized and dehumanized that they'd rather just let the wave of violence take everything from them than actually do something about it. They're all noise when they have establishment backing and know there's no danger whatsoever, but as soon as they feel the balance of power shift at all toward the other side, they curl up into a ball and wait for someone to rescue them.

MattTheBlack 10 points ago +10 / -0

My neighbor announced on state tv that if our local firefighters didn't get rid of the chiefs convicted pedophile son from the premises , which is right by a school, he'd remove the the pedo himself. Good luck burning down his house

OnlyCaleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

What are bugmen?

I've heard the term every once in a while but don't know what it means

WhoIsThatMaskedMan 9 points ago +9 / -0

You know how bees live in hives, unthinking, doing only the bidding of the queen, individually worthless?

Does this type of existence sound familiar?

TheRealLiszt 4 points ago +4 / -0

And all of the drones in the hive are sterile females except for the queen and a few male bees.

OnlyCaleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ok thank you

WhitePhoenix 3 points ago +3 / -0

Chicom operatives.

If you have an area with a lot of Chinese immigrants in it, guaranteed at least ONE of those fuckers are bugmen and loyal to the CCP.

OnlyCaleb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Ah gotcha

ArtemisFoul 1 point ago +1 / -0

u/WhitePhoenix says it's chicoms, which is one of the ways it's used, but another meaning is covered here: https://hackernoon.com/on-the-infestation-of-small-souled-bugmen-6561ae922e07

Brennus 10 points ago +10 / -0

Their only real exposure to violence is movies and video games. They view themselves as protagonists of the story and not the more likely bystander extra who is plunged into a world of chaos instantly that the audience knows is in real danger in the situation.

BandageBandolier 1 point ago +1 / -0

Have you ever seen someone like that react to an actual crisis?

They think it because they themselves are fucking useless and truly would just choose inaction and die when faced with making immediate tough choices to survive.

GoofTroop186 16 points ago +16 / -0

No way this isn’t bait

Mpetey123 9 points ago +9 / -0

It does have the glow to it

Adamrises 12 points ago +12 / -0

You can tell their mindset by them thinking the only form of defense is cops and firemen. And that they just gave those things up out of some sense of idiocy instead of a being able to police and protect themselves enough to not need them.

Its especially funny that they think 100 people is enough to crash a 50 mile radius. I don't even understand the logistics behind that one.

Hardcore_Facestab 1 point ago +1 / -0

50 miles? That's just down the block to the coinwash...

yvaN_ehT_nioJ 12 points ago +12 / -0

Lol, looks like they deleted their account

Maskurbator 11 points ago +11 / -0

Don't threaten me with a good time.

TheImpossible1 10 points ago +17 / -7

I don't know if they thought this through - no police means everyone will be armed and nobody will come to save them when they get outnumbered by the locals.

Unless these women are assuming nobody would shoot a woman, which maybe would be true?

auroch 13 points ago +13 / -0

That poster won't do shit.

OBRIENMUSTSUFFER 9 points ago +9 / -0

“No police means everyone will be armed and nobody will come to save them when they get outnumbered by the locals.”

🤫 😉

Brennus 6 points ago +6 / -0

Even if they aren’t outnumbered they will be out gunned. And against people who have actually fired their gun.

Steampunk_Moustache 4 points ago +4 / -0

I hope they try it, and I hope the locals leave their corpses impaled outside town for the next group of shitlibs to encounter.

ArchRespawnsAgain 10 points ago +10 / -0

I fucking died at "I'm not the organizing type." All the fire and fury just to admit they are too lazy and retarded to do anything.

cartoonericroberts 9 points ago +9 / -0

lol, unlike them we know that you have to put plates in our plate carriers.

Jack 9 points ago +9 / -0

^^ What they think would happen

What would actually happen minus the warning

user20461 [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Awesome clip, unfortunately didn't end the way I expected it to. Thanks for sharing, though!

Guy_Incognito76 8 points ago +8 / -0

Every red town that BLM set foot in was met by an army of rednecks with guns.

MagnumRabbits 6 points ago +6 / -0

(Play this while reading: https://youtu.be/Eo3jslsZ1vo)

I love the edginess of Reddit sometimes.

20 bucks it's a edge-troll, and if not, couldn't find "the country" if given a GPS with a set destination and 2 weeks worth of supplies.

Archie78 1 point ago +1 / -0

Two weeks for a country boy, or two weeks for an urbanite? There's a hell of a difference

MagnumRabbits 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obv urbanite. A country boy would actually know where to hit to cause maximum damage. The local beer store/bar, and the snack shack next door to it. Not post a wall of text that pretends life is like Far Cry.

Gotta remember that the average reddit user thinks Eastern Long Island is "country" and "the Alabama of the North." Lord help them if they get dropped off in the middle of Appalachia and start mouthing off.

alucard13mmfmj 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yes... lets go and and attack these simple farm folks when there is already a food shortage. what can go wrong? lol. we are approaching south africa level of SHTF.

realerfunction 5 points ago +5 / -0

more than a few would get on their knees and beg you to do this.

to give them an excuse.

RoccoRatchet 5 points ago +5 / -0

You die if you try.™️

evilplushie 5 points ago +5 / -0

That's why there's the 2A

Questionable 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I'm not the organizer type. But maybe someone who is can organize that."

Yagh, yagh, I'll get right on that after work tomorrow. The support of 'non-organizer type guy', was the spark that lit the fire, that will burn the First Order down. Or... whateves! Yadda, yadda yadda. Palpatine is your your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate...

PoopyPatriot1983 5 points ago +5 / -0

Ya shux there are some counties here that only have 1 cop. Farmers though, farmers can shoot a running coyote at 500 yards.

Hardcore_Facestab 1 point ago +1 / -0

Out there people talk and stick together. Chances are that if they ever tried something like that, they might get to one empty house and then find a nice warm welcome at the next one.

NoGardE 4 points ago +4 / -0

I have very strict moral restrictions on my own actions, because I know I am emotional and easily tempted to rash action. I'm often tempted to become violent, and don't do so, because I've managed to build those restrictions into my psyche.

I really want them to try. Because dear Lord, are they in for some very fast end-of-life learning.

dnile1000bc 4 points ago +4 / -0

Of course xir wasn't banned for call to violence. It's ok when (D)ey do it.

GEB_SEER 4 points ago +4 / -0

I really hope they do try. This user forgets some very key specifics of the kind of people he is painting a target on.

A lot of them are multi-generational military service members and have been sharpshooting and hunting since they could carry a pellet gun, through enlistment, and onward. This dude talks of no police; which is kinda true, but also very bad - for him. Police were always the ones protecting BLM, that isn't going to happen out there. They're made of tougher stuff than any picketing redditor is going to anticipate.

Essentially, reddit's not gonna punish shit. It ain't gonna be the burbs 2.0 with these people. You're sure as hell not going to rally a bunch of urbanites into the woods. Once anyone retaliates it's game over, they've been picking on people who don't fight back for too long to know what's going to happen.

KotakuAuction 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look up footage of white South Africans patrolling their neighborhoods with guns when the dindus started rioting.

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Kienan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I almost wish they had the guts to try this shit. It wouldn't end well for them, but would be pretty freaking hilarious.

nuggetpatrol 3 points ago +3 / -0

Antifa already tried this and were blocked by a group of people with guns.

Tourgen 3 points ago +3 / -0

their minds are broken

nothing but delusions and carefully crafted lies

dzonatan 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's funny how much acid this keyboard warrior spews only to then beg at the end for someone else to do it.

bloodguard 3 points ago +3 / -0

This will be epic. Night vision cameras and live streaming, my rural friends.

We're going to find out what a squad of John Deers trailing rotary tillers does to a crowd of blurple haired soy ponces. Economical too. There is a fertilizer shortage after all.

Hardcore_Facestab 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'll have to hand it to them. They really are thinking of the common man by bringing all that fertilizer around.

You_Are_Based 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's not like these places are home to males who have been praying for such a moment since the day dad first taught them how to clean a rifle or anything.

It's not like they were plinking cans when you were mashing the A button, or going on trips to hunt, kill, skin and eat real living things while you were panicking about water on molly at an edm festival.

Speaking of drug use, it's not like METHAMPHETAMINE is wildly popular in those places lmao. The more I think about it the more terrifying it is.

Cities can literally accidentally burn down. When the sewers clog, which could happen in a snap, shit literally gets out of hand. When the power goes out only institutions have generators and they are not sharing with you. When anything happens in a city, even just a small shortage, your neighbors are primarily risk factors and not a source of support. And you have a ton of neighbors; diverse, vibrant neighbors for days.

Redditors can talk all they want about how many men it would take to globally homogenize a small red town. The reality is people are concerned about cities falling apart at the seams even in peacetime and with ample provision from red states lmao

Unknownsailor 2 points ago +4 / -2

The mindset of this kind of person is shaped by the very real history of conservatives rolling over and surrendering in the face of every far left provocation.

For months in 2020 we all sat around and watched shit heads like this burn, loot, and murder, and no one did squat.

People like this really do think that they can go outside of their blue hives, and into the home areas of where conservatives live, and that things will go there as they do in their blue hives. They think that way because, as of yet, they haven't faced any real opposition from anyone on the right that wasn't formed on an ad hoc basis with no planning or support.

To put it another way, this person was trained by us to expect unorganized grabass opposition when they come out to where we live.

This is why I get so frustrated by all the keyboard commandoes parroting "fed" like the seagulls in Finding Nemo. Our side needs experienced street level activists. Right now we don't have any, and groups trying to organize get isolated and cut off by the rest of us writing them off as glow ops.

Six_z3r0 1 point ago +1 / -0

To put it another way, this person was trained by us to expect unorganized grabass opposition when they come out to where we live.

Another way to think about it. We lied to them.

anta_occult 1 point ago +1 / -0

this is very silly, and despite the stupid upvotes by idiotic emotionally charged fools, is not worth a post

MuffyMangina -3 points ago +2 / -5

Its a troll, but if you want to jack off to it, okay.