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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

They wrote off the messy Lana Del Rey looking milf agent and that made me sad.

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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

Landman is fine if you liked Friday Night Lights and want to see an grown up version of that with needless grit and over the top drama. Great if you're having a few beers, playing a game and having it in the background or just turning your brain off.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm not going back and rewatch but wasn't her dad and mustache man who stumbled on a massacre scene and realized they need to flee to a fort before the indians track their hooves and think it's their train that did it? and she decided to ride off to give the rest of the ikea crew time to run away, gets arrowed and convinced the leader her daddy is off to find the actual killers?

You can say she shouldn't have gone and play hero but the chain of events started when they stumbled on the massacre. Had she stayed with the main caravan she'd end up getting attacked right?

But yeah to your point, when her dad let her wear pants and hook up with an indian it was just a matter of time.

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now, to be fair, her getting an arrow of shit to her gut wasn't really entirely her fault as she was reacting to bad luck that lead to the retaliatory attack. If I remembered correctly.

1923 however, 90 percent of poor Spencer Dutton's plight could've completely been avoided if the stupid bitch just book another boat without him and met him in New York.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

body condoms

that is how they should've done it, a female condom thru an access port, or something like a thinner suit and friction based intimacy and handjobs. But no, she just says she's gonna be sick for a week but it's worth it. Stupid lazy writing.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

and another she-hulk, these are hard to come by what with content violations for trying to generate images of a copyright character, with boobies, in 90s top-cow style. But it went thru as I was making this post.

edit: final one because this one came out exactly as prompted (finally!) and got the hair right without all the jank.

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Jack 12 points ago +12 / -0

I remember getting into an argument about something elon related on reddit and after some back and forth the guy literally just said "here's what chatgpt says about it, it agrees with me so I win"

my first mistake was being on reddit so I just tabbed out.

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Jack 24 points ago +24 / -0

It's funny how history is rife with awful popes but the one Catholicism will not survive is a woke pope.

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Jack 30 points ago +31 / -1

If Kamala had won this bitch would be wearing the trident after going thru a modified one week, Pussified Modified SEAL Qualification Training, PMSQT for short. You ring the bell anytime you need an emotional or mental break. Instructors are still allowed to yell but only remarks of validation.

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Jack 8 points ago +8 / -0

Oh great, now every ETDS doomscroller who watched conclave or is going to watch conclave is going to be a fucking subject matter expert on this as if they give a shit.

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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I never played it but from what I have seen I agree. I was referring to the special issue comic they're making which has nothing to do with the game.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Number of trans in the special 2.5 (-115)

I was gonna offer 1.5 but it's Marvel Disney and they can't help themselves.

(edit for faggots: not actually taking bets, you stupid faggots)

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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Daniel Berulis's claim DOGE opened the network up and it got ripped by an Russian IP doesn't make sense.

If Russians wants it wouldn't it be easier for them to just get it from Elon? or I don't know use a local IP with an agent they have stateside?

That's similar to the time when they said President Trump has top secret documents in Mar-a-Largo and a copy machine so Trump's Russian handlers can come and xerox whatever they want.

Dude was president for 4 years, and cameras exists, it's even on your fucking phone. Do they not think about things logistically?

Meanwhile, Biden kept his shit at a library that purges the access log every year to save kilobytes of data space that would require to keep the name, time and date when someone enters and access potentially sensitive documents.

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Jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Which is why it's funny they're trying to spin this when President Trump is the one who gave the people the right to try.

Reminds me of a month or so ago a memo from TSA telling staff not to take working dogs to the vet, provide medicine, or purchase food until the White House clarify what they can spend money on.

Nothing in the original order tells you to stave dogs to malicious comply you fucking TDS demons.

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

vaguely, when you hear these leopard ate my face stories on the daily they all kind of just blur together.

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Jack 9 points ago +9 / -0

oof, just read his response to all this, yeah seems like a very milquetoast response to the murder of your son.

"I want to clarify something right off to start because I've already heard some rumors and gossip. This was not a race thing. This is not a political thing," Jeff Metcalf told "America Reports" co-anchor John Roberts. "Do not politicize this. It's not ... this is a human being thing. This person made a bad choice and affected both his family and my family forever. "People ask me, how can you forgive this other person? I said I forgive the other person because the forgiveness is not for him. The forgiveness is for me so I can have peace," he said. "His life is destroyed. My life is destroyed."

I hope Karmelo drive his new ride from his mansion when he goes to a house party on Friday night in his old haunts and cruises past the Metcalf residence and wave hello to Mr. Metcalf like they're good pals.

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Jack 7 points ago +7 / -0

Most likely been advised to live on debt since they're going to get a civil suit by the victim's parents.

Who good is your "windfall" when you'll have to pay damages to the parents of the son your feral animal of a child had slain?

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I watched the video on 2x and spamming fast forward, so I'm not sure if he ran into the median or the cops pitted him to the median. Rewatched it just now I doubt cops would try it with cars on the right lane.

It's habit. I often argue with retards irl so I use more passive wording so I don't get gotcha'd on technicality. Because that's all they have, that and feelings.

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Jack 11 points ago +11 / -0

He wasn't even shot for that, he was tased but it didn't work, the cop then decided to fist fight him like it's a fucking video game, the crazy bastard tackles the cop to the ground, proceeds to take the police cruiser and go on a 10 minute rant while joyriding until the car crashed and flipped over, then I assume they shot his stupid ass.

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Jack 18 points ago +18 / -0

Just watched the footage holy moly, that cop who got his ass beat and his cruiser taken from him really didn't want to get chauvin'ed.

I wonder what set him off?

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Jack 11 points ago +11 / -0

I call that the Kim Possible mustache.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's a white piece of trash and you should listen to her mother begging the judge for leniency. I'll save you the time, it's a Karen with "ah, that explains the daughter" energy.

Bonus: it was after the daughter was found guilty and it was time to speak about the victims and the judge is like, okay, but let's talk about the two boys, stop talking about your daughter, talk about the victims.

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