ArtemisFoul 6 points ago +6 / -0

IIRC there are like a million apps on the Google Play Store that do exactly this. They don't work, because gamification is fucking stupid and people who come up with these retarded fucking ideas should be harvested for organs.

ArtemisFoul 4 points ago +4 / -0

Would anyone even notice if they released a new version? I admit I don't know shit about drugs but from the bits I've heard, fentanyl is insanely lethal and unpredictable already.

And is anyone even keeping an eye out on these junkies, trying to treat them or determine what's happening to them?

ArtemisFoul 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember, digital IDs are a baseless Russian conspiracy theory. There will be no Covid IDs, or any other types of digital jab passports. Only a traitor to our glorious liberal democracy would spread such disinformation.

ArtemisFoul 2 points ago +3 / -1

And as we all know, once you fill something like a container or reservoir, you can use it forever without having to refill it. Reservoirs are endless sources of water. I saw it in Minecraft, IIRC you just place 2x2 water blocks and then they regenerate forever. Jesus dude.

Besides that, do you have some kind of a mental disorder that prevents you from using the edit button, or is there some other reason why every time I make the mistake of replying to you, my inbox gets spammed with endless seething?

ArtemisFoul 8 points ago +9 / -1

Whoa, we're reaching levels of cope previously thought impossible.

If you want to spew idiotic propaganda, you might want to stick to the official line and screech about "muh ecocide" and demand the death of everyone who looks vaguely Russian like the rest of you faggots. Don't try to invent your own, it's just embarrassing.

ArtemisFoul 13 points ago +16 / -3

Article from Dec 29, 2022. Nova Kakhovka is the dam that blew up.

Kovalchuk considered flooding the river. The Ukrainians, he said, even conducted a test strike with a HIMARS launcher on one of the floodgates at the Nova Kakhovka dam, making three holes in the metal to see if the Dnieper’s water could be raised enough to stymie Russian crossings but not flood nearby villages. The test was a success, Kovalchuk said, but the step remained a last resort. He held off.

Not only would the Russians gain nothing from blowing the dam, it's also a major source of fresh water for Crimea. Yeah, I bet those evil nazi communist bastards did it, just like they totally blew their own gas pipelines into Germany that they could have shut down at any time if they wanted.

My almonds are fully activated.

ArtemisFoul 2 points ago +2 / -0

Google Glass was smaller than this (although still incredibly stupid looking) over a decade ago, and the social situation problem isn't solvable - noone wants to talk to someone who's eyes are darting all over the place, This is a ridiculous solution looking for a problem. I hope the diversity hires at Apple poured billions upon billions into developing it.

ArtemisFoul 2 points ago +2 / -0

There have been cars with integrated HUDs for a while, although it's by no means common, and as you said they don't obstruct your vision since they're just projected on the windshield because they weren't designed by people who have been huffing their own farts for so long they have brain damage from hypoxia.

ArtemisFoul 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's one of these things that's been "ten years off" for decades, like nuclear fusion, self-driving cars, and a catastrophic rise in sea levels.

ArtemisFoul 5 points ago +5 / -0

FUCK YES dude! This is exactly what I've been waiting for! Now I can finally look like the biggest fucking faggot in the entire universe while having advertisements for new and uninteresting garbage to consoom directly into my goddamn retinas! I'll finally be able to watch tranny porn while SLAMMING IPAs inside my $5000 a month cupboard-sized apartment!


(It's literally just Google Glass 2.0 except even gayer, which makes sense considering who's selling it, but the idea has been thoroughly dead for over a decade. If I ever see anyone wearing one of these on the streets I'm punching them in the face. No court will sentence me.)

ArtemisFoul 15 points ago +15 / -0

Yeah, RES really shows how Reddit's target audience has shifted. It used to be a bunch of nerds, the type of nerds who get bored and develop extremely elaborate browser extensions. Nowadays it's all trannies who don't develop shit because they spend their time dilating their neovaginas. (I mean, the dozen or so actual users who aren't bots.)

ArtemisFoul 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know if I'd call it my favorite exactly, I don't really think of books, or movies, or games, or colors, etc. in terms like that - but I thoroughly enjoyed A&B Strugatsky's stuff. It's Russian (or Soviet, really) sci-fi, it's wildly different from what you're used to. They're the ones who wrote Roadside Picnic, the short story that inspired the Stalker games a few decades later. My favorite is The Doomed City.

ArtemisFoul 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh, that reminds me, I really enjoyed Orphans of the Sky by Heinlein.

ArtemisFoul 15 points ago +17 / -2

RES isn't really affected by this, as far as I'm aware - it has a different problem, it's on life support because noone really wants to work on it anymore. It will die when peddit kills the old interface, but again, it's a different problem.

The current API jewery directly affects 3rd party apps like Reddit Is Fun, Apollo, etc., as well as reveddit as you mentioned, but IIRC that got throttled already a few months ago.

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