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MassivePecorino 9 points ago +9 / -0

Go to Hollywood right now, today.

No, thank you.

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MassivePecorino 4 points ago +4 / -0

Boomers wanted everything choreographed to match their fantasies. In college, I renovated a historic house in return for living there for free. My Boomer mother set foot in the house precisely 0 times, because I wouldn't enable her fantasy choreographing.

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MassivePecorino 6 points ago +6 / -0

As a statistical aside, even a 99.95% match would result in a significant amount of matches in any major city.

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MassivePecorino 3 points ago +3 / -0

The socioeconomic top 1% of blacks commit violent felonies at around double the rate of the lowest 1% of whites.

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MassivePecorino 5 points ago +5 / -0

But if niggers didn't give nigger names to their niglets, how would they know they were unique kangz and qwanz?

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MassivePecorino 4 points ago +4 / -0

I watched a female lead take an organization from being awarded at the state and regional level to being unable to hire people in a year.

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MassivePecorino 9 points ago +9 / -0

Also, a lot of the hard core IRA members are either still guests of His Majesty or left Ireland.

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MassivePecorino 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a clown car.

"There are no non-clowns left in the clown car." -Steve, Gamer's Nexus

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MassivePecorino 2 points ago +2 / -0

If only this jeet had learned the secret of the Stealth Standing Shit from his fellow countryman, he would be alive now.

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MassivePecorino 9 points ago +9 / -0

That sounds mighty antiseptic of you...

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MassivePecorino 3 points ago +3 / -0

Jessica Biel did a fully nude photo shoot when she was 17 to get out of her Disney contract.

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MassivePecorino 3 points ago +3 / -0

When you are willing to do a fully nude photo shoot to get out of a contract with Disney, working for them must really be horrible.

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MassivePecorino 13 points ago +13 / -0

Just drive less. It would do you good to walk for a bit. /Actual quote from a Boomer on my social media.

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MassivePecorino 4 points ago +4 / -0

I mean, based of average FBI shooting scenarios... that's actually realistic.

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