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MassivePecorino 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hence the example of the dying thief being told "today you will be with Me in Paradise," not "okay, you're so sorry, cool, cool, I'll have someone grab a hammer and un-nail ya."

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MassivePecorino 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is why the old way of having the IRS, FBI and Treasury agents have overlap made sense. (As much as it pains my old 'shiner heart to say that.) You can bribe the local G-Men, but can you buy off the G-Men, T-Men and the Revenuers, too?

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MassivePecorino 17 points ago +17 / -0

He runs illegal sweepstakes

Somewhere, at IRS headquarters, a giant red light is flashing at somebody's watch panel.

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MassivePecorino 6 points ago +6 / -0

he just cares about being superior, that is his entire personality

This is what Vox Day calls "Gamma" behavior.

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MassivePecorino 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's your problem. You should have done the new hotness, like cishet huwytemaans problems with good vidya.

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MassivePecorino 7 points ago +7 / -0

I watch a lot of small channels, and several of the channels in the 6-7K subscribers range have talked about once they got monetized (or at the very least, 4-5K subs), they almost immediately began getting emails from YouTube management agencies.

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MassivePecorino 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hell, just showing Beria as he was is a feat.

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MassivePecorino 8 points ago +8 / -0

and where constantly in a state of accomplishing nothing in a day because of acting up.

"I gon put dis piece of shiny from dah fwoppy diss in da big powah outwet huh huh huh." <-- Actually happened in a class I was in. Sadly, Jayquan did not fry himself, only every computer in the lab. Jayquan has gone on to father many children and rob many liquor stores, last I heard.

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MassivePecorino 9 points ago +9 / -0

Serious case of promised lead poisoning.

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MassivePecorino 6 points ago +6 / -0

hides bloody cat o' nine tails behind his back W.. we're not? When did that ch... I mean, that's great, no more barbaric practices, yay, Progress!

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MassivePecorino 2 points ago +2 / -0

The guys from Edison Motors, Uncle Bumblefuck (AvE), JayZ the jet engine guy...

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MassivePecorino 26 points ago +26 / -0

What if the proper use of capital punishment actually requires us to apply it more broadly?

It does. Case in point: my state has a law on the books that allows you to charge horse thieves with one felony count per horse stolen and to apply for capital punishment over a certain threshold. My local sheriff got pissed off at dumbass dindus stealing cars, and directed his officers to charge car thieves under the statute.

Jayquan's eyes boggled when he was suddenly facing several hundred first-degree felonies for boosting a muscle car. A decade on, and there's almost zero car theft here.

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MassivePecorino 9 points ago +9 / -0

Or go get a taller ladder. Or get a cheap grabby claw on a stick. Or shake the damn tree.

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MassivePecorino 11 points ago +11 / -0

Quick, someone go look for a Plebbit superjanny who hasn't logged in since the 13th!

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MassivePecorino 9 points ago +9 / -0

At this point, I have no need of stickers for my new company. But I'll buy an order, and tell them this is the reason why.

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MassivePecorino 10 points ago +10 / -0

I watched the Valve 25 year anniversary Half-Life documentary last night, and at one point, Gabe gives a run down of everyone who worked on the game. Not one "game dev," but two people with random M.S.es, one PhD candidate, and one Waffle House manager who no degree at all.

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MassivePecorino 4 points ago +4 / -0

He might have always been just playacting, but I think Pence was broken by whatever G. W. Bush handed him at his dad's funeral. Only person in the crowd who didn't get a "thank you card" that led to a pale, sickly look was Trump.

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