Superfit athletes
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The crazy thing is both of these 'athletes' are larger then the guy from Se7en who was so fat that he was forced to eat himself to death from gluttony.
In only a few years that is how far the paradigm has shifted.
On the plus side, if this is what our Regime Enforcers are going to look like going forward, I like my odds.
"In the land of the morbidly obese, the man who can simply walk 5 miles without becoming winded is king"
5 miles? You give the regime a lot more credit than I do...
Damn smoke damage ruining my chances at kingship.
Generational warfare is a hell of a drug
In the 90's, Homer's weight of 239 was considered comically obese.
The one on the right looks like the ending of Akira.
TetsuoOOO
RIP Kaori
rofl
Obvious typo is obvious.
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHERE DO I BEGIN?! Bitch on the left is build like The Penguin. One on the right has thighs bigger than my torso.
The one on the right also seems to have more knees than I have.
As long as we're making media references: Her knees kinda remind me of the South Park where the nutty professor guy gives all the animals multiple asses
The solution to their fat person problems.
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They clearly don’t have a cum based diet
Don't bet on it, isn't there a bunch of online simps that pay "athletes" like that to see them eat?
Wherein I continue to unapologetically hate fat people
Is the competition find the hole? Because this could be a new version of fear factor I can get behind.
Well the bug eating in fear factor has definitely gained prominence
They misspelled superfat.
those are fucking Silent Hill enemies
Holy fuck the thing on the right has four fucking knees wtf.
Shows this picture "And this little Timmy is why we eat our vegetables as do you want that!? Do you never want to see your dick again or wonder if today is the day your shin bones snap?"
If you look closely, you can hear the crane straining to support the wire work needed to keep them standing.
BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!
if they have gotten that size and now want to lose the weight good for them. If they are pushing healthy at any size nonsense well then Go on make fun of them
The company seems to be trying to have it both ways. Advertise gym wear to fat people trying to lose weight, but virtue signal fat acceptance for the positive PR.
At some point, it becomes nearly impossible for a person to work out as normal…
I think these two may have well and truly reached that point, unfortunately (for them)…
There’s morbidly obese, and then, there’s this…
When you have two assholes three vaginas and a half dozen armpits built into your legs, it's time to give up fried chicken butter pizza.
Those are probably the most disgusting legs I've ever seen lol
The Rule 34 aspect of this displeases me.
Exclusively?
Sounds like they won't sell much product then.
Just one outfit uses 500x the normal amount of fabric though, they make up for it in volume.
Imagine being so fat you have an ass mid shin.
Cringe: morbidly obese models
Based: athletic-wear for the morbidly obese
Eh, it's a wash.
The real loser here is society because we even have enough people for a business to try selling solely to fatties. In a perfect world, businesses like this would not exist. But this is not a perfect world.
She has more fat on her left kneecap than I do on my entire body. Fucking disgusting.
If they can encourage the morbidly obese to start taking better care of their health by exercising more, good on them.
Somehow I dont think the lack of athletic wear is what is stopping them.
If someone ask... why isnt fat beautiful?
Same reason why people like smooth, tight, fast cars.. not rough, lumpy and lumbering. Same reason why people find kittens or swans beautiful and not a fat, lumbering hippo.
Physical challenge: get up from a prone position without grabbing onto anything. I'd pay to see that.
If she tucks her legs in she could probably pop up like those self-righting toys with an extremely low center of gravity: https://youtu.be/23XrJxkSYaM?t=58
Chonk and superchonk.
My thoughts and prayers are with that woman on the right's ankles.
The Krabby Patty consoomer.
Won't someone think of the starving children?
Because these people can't go even 2 seconds without positive affirmation. God forbid they should take the time required to read a brand label without someone lavishing praise upon their brave cake filled existence.
Paulie walnuts: Before... and way before.
I like the term "accidental sumo wrestlers".
Except sumo wrestlers actually work out a lot. These chicks are just blobs. Your average guy who lifts but doesn't follow any diet is closer to an accidental sumo wrestler.
I'm looking more at the defensive aspect though. In the case of these hideously deformed people, it'd be a lot like the simpsons thing where homer becomes a boxer and just lets his opponents tire themselves out. These things are so fat that they could feasibly just stand there and watch as countless men struggle to move their blown up whale carcasses more than a few inches.
That requires the assumption of them having considerable balance and ability to brace. Look at those ankles, they are comically small pivot points holding up all that girth. One solid movement would tip the cow easily. And at that weight, a full on fall to the ground is incredibly damaging.
While I don't know the rules, I feel like all fighting sports have a rule against "just laying on the floor" which is then where this would be because there is no getting back up either.