I'd leave that one out of your stand-up act.

Gradually, I have come to hate Ben.

The Venture Bros. also had a pretty amusing take on the F4, if you can stomach listening to Stephen Colbert.

Welp, I was optimistic, but still didn't expect it to ever be released. That is, if any of the documents even exist any more. They're almost certainly squirreled away and in the hands of the next blackmail gathering op.

That said, nobody else would have ever released it either so it's not worse than any alternatives.

In the miraculous event that we had gotten Matt Gaetz, some men in sunglasses would have shown up with pictures of his family and their homes and say, "sure would be terrible if something happened to these people" and he'd be singing the same tune as Bongino and Patel now.

All we can really hope for at this point is some meaningful FBI reform. Which we also probably won't get.

Attractive black women exist. Why are all of the ones that are forced on us the ugliest ones with the absolute worst hair and makeup?

It's a tangent (tan) graph.

Let me know when the current GOP does anything about the existing H1B situation, then I'll start caring more about a hypothetical political party's hypothetical candidates hypothetically getting into a position of power where they'll try to increase the number of H1Bs.

I said "FUCK YOUR OWN FACE" was clearly a joke.

And if you look at my post history, I want 0 H1Bs and deportation of all existing H1Bs, and I think Elon is wrong for wanting more.

But I'm also not a retard who can't recognize some shit talk because I didn't live a sheltered life.

If Trump were on the list, during Autopen's term, his name would have been the only one leaked to the press on a page with every other word except "definitely had sex with children" redacted.

Amazing how many people are suddenly big fans of the GOP.

Do I think Elon's party will be any better? Probably not, because political parties are dominated by incompetent social climbers and criminals.

But am I going to pretend that he's somehow betraying MAGA even more than the GOP already has? For fuck's sake, no.

this is the guy who told Americans "fuck your own face"

Which was CLEARLY A JOKE no matter how much people want to ignore it.

if morality is a "consequence of civilization" then what is civilization a consequence of?

They're the consequence of a circular refinement process of each other.

Evolve to live in groups. Evolve to behave morally to work more smoothly in groups. Groups that work smoothly together are more likely to survive.

Better cooperation allows larger groups. Evolve to behave morally to work more smoothly in larger groups.

Groups that do not evolve/exhibit sufficient morality do not grow or die off. Individuals who do not behave in sufficiently moral manner are denied opportunities to procreate.

It's all tied together. It's not one then the other, it's many factors in a complex system all interconnected.

Only Canadian city with an NBA team. Coincidence?

Hey, get it straight. This is an ethics in gaming journalism site, thank you very much.

Bellevue might as well be in India.

Wasn't that part of Mein Kampf?

I'm sure it's a decent game, just like TowerFall and Celeste.

But the developers hate you, so don't give them money.

Necrodancer

These dudes were all-in on the Sarkeesian train. Don't give them money.

They're a front for the same thing that controls the porn sites, so sort of.

An AI trained to recognize symptoms or even perform treatment is completely orthogonal to one that would make actuarial determinations.

He was forced to erase the source code for Fallout

I'd ensure that the source code managed to leak anonymously to the internet years after the game released if I were ever subjected to a demand like this.

Well yeah, Microsoft is occupied by hostile Indian forces, like most of the rest of the tech industry.

Wait -- there are people who still think you think you have online anonymity now?

I sincerely believe that was a heist, and the ,"glitch " was how it was obscured.

You don't understand what a ledger is?

Although I do find that a bad movie from 80s and 90s will seem really good to me in this day and age for simply having things like men who act like men and women who act like women lol

Agreed, but that was kind of the problem with this one-- the main character acted like a worthless, entitled, incompetent, whiny bitch. And for some reason I'm supposed to root for him and somehow he ends up with Jennifer Connelly despite never actually accomplishing anything.

Also they're trapped in a Target and can't get out. But somehow a couple of thieves managed to get in.