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JustHereForTheSalmon 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's against US law to travel to another country with the goal of violating US law. Sex tourism, for example, is illegal for US citizens overseas simply because it's illegal here.

Surely traveling across state lines with the explicit purpose to murder a child, in violation of your home state's laws, should be similarly punished.

I wonder if I should get a database job working for Planned Parenthood and "leak" interstate murder rings to their home states...

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JustHereForTheSalmon 15 points ago +15 / -0

They've been through college and have already had them.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's remarkable how these complaints sound exactly like leftists complaining about nonsense.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 10 points ago +10 / -0

But have you considered that their depression is caused by Patriarchy (TM)? Checkmate!

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JustHereForTheSalmon 6 points ago +6 / -0

My staffers were detained, processed and released.

Already infinitely more kid-gloved.

A very unpleasant experience for my staff.

Solitary confinement with raw sewage and mold level of unpleasantness or just a bunch of sweaty high fives from some child molesting democrats?

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JustHereForTheSalmon 10 points ago +10 / -0

It worked out okay in that video game he played

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JustHereForTheSalmon 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Japanese creative types didn't put in their licensing contract terms to defend the artistic integrity of the work, I doubt they can do anything even if they cared about what the international fans want.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, it makes no sense. Until you realize the segment of the population plaguing the entirety of society with crime and violence and leeching productivity from those who work are holding back our potential from technological advancement and future space exploration.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

He seemed to know a lot about the "largest voter fraud organization in history" so there might be something to it.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 2 points ago +2 / -0

[he] has identified as transgender all [his] life

Fuck off with that bullshit. Complete retcon once he realized troons are on the intersectionality stack.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 9 points ago +9 / -0

It's interesting that these efforts to belittle a parent's day only seems to happen around Father's Day.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 11 points ago +11 / -0

Police are looking into why the man drove into the store.

So many "hmm.gif" files, how to pick the right one...

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JustHereForTheSalmon 11 points ago +11 / -0

"you should let in more refugees because jesus said to be compassionate in the bible somewhere.

no i'm not a christian and i have nothing but contempt for your backward religious beliefs

so yeah, this argument wouldn't work on me but maybe if i use it on you, you'll do what i want"

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JustHereForTheSalmon 33 points ago +33 / -0

> Post cleavage

"Don't look at my cleavage, you misogynist pigs!"

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JustHereForTheSalmon 8 points ago +8 / -0

If there are any amateur virologists on the board, you know, CRISPR is supposed to be pretty cheap. Only fitting to experiment on Fauci like he did on dogs and, well, the population of earth.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 10 points ago +10 / -0

How about a real punishment for that black guy wandering nursing homes and punching white people, then?

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