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Except sumo wrestlers actually work out a lot. These chicks are just blobs. Your average guy who lifts but doesn't follow any diet is closer to an accidental sumo wrestler.
I'm looking more at the defensive aspect though. In the case of these hideously deformed people, it'd be a lot like the simpsons thing where homer becomes a boxer and just lets his opponents tire themselves out. These things are so fat that they could feasibly just stand there and watch as countless men struggle to move their blown up whale carcasses more than a few inches.
That requires the assumption of them having considerable balance and ability to brace. Look at those ankles, they are comically small pivot points holding up all that girth. One solid movement would tip the cow easily. And at that weight, a full on fall to the ground is incredibly damaging.
While I don't know the rules, I feel like all fighting sports have a rule against "just laying on the floor" which is then where this would be because there is no getting back up either.