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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the same reason we allow blacks into hockey or whites into the nba: it's always fun to watch them fail but if 1 in every 10000 succeeds it still sells a ton of merch to that demographic.

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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

TFW the boat was made by hewlitt packard, and the reason it crashed is because they didn't pay their monthly subscription fee.

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IamM 10 points ago +10 / -0

Kiiinda. I know in certain areas it's a bit hard to, namely parts of ontario quebec and southern BC (hence why they don't bother controlling much of the crime there). One of the memes that constantly floats around here is that if you ever run into a criminal in vancouver you're better off driving to the american border and asking for their help than asking any canadian police officers.

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IamM 12 points ago +12 / -0

I prefer "mentally ill", as that includes the ones who haven't yet acted on it yet.

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IamM 7 points ago +7 / -0

"This is a hate crime and has ruined my career!"

"You're still accepting their payment, right?"

"Well duh, I may be a child-humping hormone-abusing drug addict, but mama din' raise no stupid boy, ya hear?"

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fun fact: despite crows making up just 13% of the population they account for 60% of all crimes. Hell, a group of them is literally called a "murder".

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IamM 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah, that's kinda become a theme especially around where I live. People will set up some sort of trauma for themselves, whether it be intentionally getting into car accidents or leading their mentally unstable kid towards bad thoughts, then use go fund me to make a quick buck.

A few months ago we had a woman in her mid 40s get arrested because of it, after police got footage of her going 70KPH in a school zone then claiming on go fund me she couldn't drive her kid to important doctor's appointments. Not only did they find out that she never had a kid at all, but the van she "borrowed" for this incident had its brakes intentionally disabled.

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

I like to think they were there trying to impersonate mahomes, but didn't understand what the "shotgun formation" actually meant.

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IamM 15 points ago +15 / -0

Am still kinda confused as to what the difference is. I'm guessing it's only 13% the length of the regular anthem yet has 60% more "iggas" in it?

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IamM 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean that entire trope is a gay person's proverbial wet dream, as to the vast majority of them the "unconvertables" are the hardest challenge and therefore have the most sex appeal.

Look at the most popular gay-catered media, and 99% of them have the main love interest as a guy who either isn't gay and doesn't want to be bothered with them and/or is anti-gay and while burning down one of their houses comes to the realization that he could send a "better message" by having sex with one of them. 50 shades of grey wasn't revolutionary, they just stole gay fanfiction and made it more marketable with straight characters.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

To be fair she was referring to her world ending, like how teenagers used to say they "wish they were dead" after making stupid mistakes. In her case she's on the wrong side of 18, making her an undesirable for all of the lefty pedos wanting pictures/videos of her. Would not be surprised if we see her make an onlyfans in a few years once the money dries up.

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IamM 9 points ago +9 / -0

I mean that is the definition of sodomy.

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fun fact: his name used to be michael ian white, but changed it to black so he'd count as a "diversity hire".

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

In canada or just in general? Because with all of the vax deaths going around, I'm pretty sure that number is shrinking fast.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean "we" aren't going to vote for it, they'll rig the elections like what happened in the states.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

See, I don't think they have a reason to (to make more at least, as they already have a decent amount of mobile ones, mostly pokemon). Sure it may get them slightly more people buying their games, but they'd lose out on a bit of the console market.

If someone buys a switch and only gets like 4-5 games for it, that's still way more than if a whale dropped $4-500 on one of the gatcha mobile things.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Even if they do create a switch "successor" it'll probably be after a bunch of remodels, like what they did with the DS and the XL's/slims/"lite's". The thing's been around for what, like 6-7 years? I'd say they still have a decent amount of runway before they have to think of creating a new console.

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

You also kinda have to think we'll see a mass migration to nintendo stuff next year if things get extremely bad, with people wanting "classics" and them being almost solely what they've done for the past 10 years.

Like I still think gaming as a whole is a lot like the mineshaft/canary thing where companies keep digging for diamonds but refuse to change their direction, but if one company can capitalize on this market it's definitely nintendo.

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IamM 13 points ago +13 / -0

It wouldn't take much creativity though, that's the thing. I came up with all of that in 2-3minutes and have spent much of the past year working on car stuff. If I can do that, surely these "more dedicated" artists could do better, right?

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IamM 18 points ago +18 / -0

See, I wouldn't have minded mexican spiderman if they had given him slightly different superpowers and not just made him an exact clone. Like imagine if he was bitten by a different kind of spider and instead of gaining web-powers he instead became larger/way stronger, like a turantula/"hulk", or got bitten by one of those burrowing spiders and gained the ability to dissolve into the earth like ellen page's character from xmen 3. Much like all media now, they refuse to go outside the box and just stick to the same shit we saw 20 years ago.

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IamM 6 points ago +6 / -0

One was also filmed in 2019 as well, where democrats from around the globe decided to band together and raw-dog their economies for power.

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IamM 0 points ago +3 / -3

How long did elon own twitter during that time? Clearly he's the hero the right has asked for.

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IamM -13 points ago +4 / -17

"She is also responsible for a law requiring all japanese videos to feature a chicken with a fashionable neck decoration in them. These so called "Hen-Tie" rules have since inspired countless americans to waste their lives watching japanese videos instead of getting actual girlfriends."

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