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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean with all of the sexual character names I'm surprised they haven't made a movie like that. Buzz, woody, Mister (potato) Head. Hell, even the slinkie dog could have some weird bondage stuff involved.

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IamM 10 points ago +10 / -0

"It's time to build a wall, to prevent those damned atlantans from crossing across our borders!"

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

You have to think that could be a great commercial for lucky charms, where instead of children chasing after the leprechaun trying to take his cereal it's saudis trying to lynch him for promoting gay shit.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I give it 6 hours before it just turns to reddit and becomes an echo chamber trying to suggest it isn't an echo chamber.

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IamM 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Green Rhinestone strap-on" also being the name of a blink 182 cover band.

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

In a way that explains pelosi's vagina-neck thing. It's not that she's old and unattractive and more that she's trying to give men a 5th hole to go after.

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IamM 21 points ago +21 / -0

Not just acceptance of gays but an overall forced acceptance of everything. It's in nature for things to hate other things, whether it be humans or animals. Dogs should be allowed to hate cats, feminists should be allowed to hate the trans. Forcing people to like things only builds up anger and leads to far worse crimes, as bottling it up for decades while being told that saying anything about it is "hate speech" can't end well.

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IamM 7 points ago +7 / -0

That and a ton of their "online only" games are cross-platform so it's easy to weed out the bad ones. Hell, last summer we had a neighborhood-wide power outage for almost a day (believe it or not it had to do with how much rain was pouring down and not one of those "grid" things). Thanks to two 10kW gennies I was able to play and beat RE4 while the rest of the area was on candle-light.

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

See, I'm a bit biased as I found the PC one, with a bit of tinkering, to be really good. I set up the controls so that it goes w/a/s/d for movement and the mouse to move around the curser/shooting, making it feel like a standard fps and less of an exploration game. Again, it required a bit of tinkering as their presets are absolute garbage.

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's weird as there's way more shady shit going on right now in the nfl, namely cleveland's failing attempts at shedding baker's salary by trying to push him onto the injured reserve despite videos showing him throwing a football recently. But hey, commies gotta coom.

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

To be fair you have to think the male suicide rate would be lower if all of the trannies were removed from the statistics. They're like the one jacksonville jaguars playoff appearance in the past 15 years: an anomoly that raises the otherwise small stats.

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Mccaulay Culkin is looking like the most fortunate child star ever now, even after what his parents did to him.

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean hey, it's probably better than doing it with their usual partners. Less risk of HIV that way.

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

It reminds me of the old carlin thing where he discussed it, and the idea of pride being too common. "Pride is something you should feel from accomplishing something. Climb a mountain? Feel some pride. Lose 100lbs? Feel some pride. Being born with something doesn't then mean you should be proud of it."

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IamM 3 points ago +3 / -0

What the saudis are doing, like them or not, is actually quite brilliant. Much like other sports golf has seen a rapid decline in viewership once their cash-cow (in this case tiger) had his skill fall off. This is something well known globally, hence why other countries were trying to buy into it too like china with the nba or pre-war russia with the nhl. The saudis choosing golf specifically is a bit of a masterstroke, as it's been the one sport that leftists have tried to promote as an "equal for all" kind of thing where anyone can do good regardless of race/gender/preference. It'd be like if cabella's bought tofu stock.

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IamM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Reminds me of a 4chan thing I saw that went something like this:

-Be me, a woman

-Decide to go to middle east to see if everything is how they say it is

-Decide to sunbathe outside, wear an american flag bra

-Muslims are pissed, constantly tell me that they have to burn my bra

-TFW you prove that all muslims are feminists

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IamM 13 points ago +13 / -0

Yeah, she gets fatter and slimier the more she ages. She's like the curious case of jabba the hutton.

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Amusingly enough "hitch-cock" is another medical condition that only affects trans people, where their attempt to hide the bulge fails horribly and the tape only sticks the end of the shaft to the leg. It's also referred to as "elephanting" or "pulling a tyler reks".

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IamM 14 points ago +14 / -0

And will also play the victim card for literally any reason. White person dies? They're the victim. Black person dies? They're the victim. Trans person kills themselves and leaves a note saying only they were the victim in all of this? They're the victim.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

"And much like all other forms of 'gay meat' it's recommended to take it rectally for better enjoyment."

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, in canada maple syrup is literally worth more than our money. One of the biggest "heists" here actually involved over $2m of the stuff.

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IamM 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I don't want to say everyone who disagrees with me is a nazi..."

Yeah, sure thing buddy. And I don't want to be surrounded by supermodels while sitting on a giant pile of maple syrup and bacon.

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IamM 9 points ago +9 / -0

I think I remember that one, if only because snoop tried to join the promotions only to get memed into oblivion after someone replied "You can help them get used to being heavily stoned all the time".

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IamM 23 points ago +23 / -0

It could also be a drinking game. Everytime they release a pride flag for a country or group that is anti-homosexuality, take a sip. Get shitfaced every couple of weeks.

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