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IamM -7 points ago +2 / -9

See, I'm not hoping the game is bad because I hate rowling. I hope the game is bad because, much like the last of us tv series, I'm under the impression they approached it incorrectly and did the wrong genre. While MMO's aren't as popular as before, having one in their wizard world could've gained a giant playerbase and filled the void that blizzard will leave once their company goes bankrupt in the next year.

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Reminds me of that confucious quote: "Person who have apple on neck and oranges on chest hides a banana near their waist."

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IamM 3 points ago +4 / -1

I haven't seen much of his content since mid-2020. The way he's attempting to get attention now seems incredibly cringey/"click-baitey". Am kinda hoping some of his fans (or righties disguised as his fans) push him to becoming trans, as knowing him he'd be dumb enough to go through with it.

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, here in canada that's the only thing native men are known for. The guys are extremely cucky SJW types who will fight to have you jailed if you don't pronounce their names correctly, and the women are extremely cheap and lazy to the point in which 20% of their deaths are caused by hitch-hiking-assisted murders. There's literally a highway in alberta called the "highway of tears", named because at least 50 native women have "disappeared" after trying to hitch-hike there.

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IamM 13 points ago +13 / -0

I mean they would have, but they'd use western influence and skew the numbers heavily. "Russians lost 3.4 billion soldiers yesterday, which is 2 soldiers for every person who voted for biden in the last election."

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh, I haven't played an actual nintendo game in about 10 years (I say actual as the pixelmon minecraft mod was extremely fun, even if a few of the server owners were evil bastards for not letting me start with bug types). I think the biggest issue for them is that they have zero appeal to newer customers despite having a brand made exclusively for younger audiences. While normally I'd be against companies willingly censor their games, I also haven't ever seen a conservative play any of the new legend of zelda or pokemon games. Let the kids be kids.

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

For the third last one, I'm thinking "She really lewinski'd that presentation" could be a better alternative.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mean they aren't exactly known for making great decisions overall, whether it be with the whole race debacle to feuding with ray/making him a discount jontron. The fact they still exist at all surprises me though, as last I heard 90% of their staff were either fired or moved to twitch.

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IamM 4 points ago +4 / -0

See, for me the show couldn't work if they aged them up as although they did it with joseph it made a ton of sense (they wanted him to be a more prominent character and do the usual "teenager" stuff). If things like the cleveland show or all of the wwe on E! things taught us, it's that creating shows based entirely off of side-characters never amounts to success and massively tarnishes what love you had towards the main series. I have a feeling this'll last maybe 20-30 episodes before low viewership cancels it altogether, with us then getting a king of the hill movie that ties in his beavis and butthead universe to it.

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IamM 2 points ago +4 / -2

Neither is peterson. Everyone knows that if they weren't making a shit-ton off of wars for the past 50 years, they could've used a nuke on the entire middle east and made that entire place a giant walmart by now. Iran may be run by terrible people, but to all politicians it's a free source of cash.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

You have to think men could use this a lot like the salem witch trials, where if they suspect their spouse is a bad seed they can start doing shit to annoy them. Like if I was in a bad marriage right now, I'd learn things in russian and say them casually around the house hoping they used google translate. "What do you mean 'the pig is getting fatter'?

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IamM 10 points ago +10 / -0

I mean it's what happened with the black community for the longest time, and why I'd never want to date a black woman. Was talking to one of my work buddies a while back (he's from jamaica and is incredibly chill). Where he's from women won't even talk about having kids or what men make until they're deep into the relationship. Over here, at least pertaining to black women, they'll ask that on the first date and walk out if they don't like what they hear.

If you're a woman and ever want total control over someone, have a kid with them. Then if they aren't 100% to your standards, you can treat them like garbage and get $500/month off them in child support should they ever leave.

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IamM 2 points ago +3 / -1

I swear jordan peterson is the most dislikable guy. Lefties hate him because he doesn't 100% conform to their views, righties hate him because like the daily wire cast he'll say 8000 words for a 1-2 word answer. "Hey jord, do you want a glass of water?" "Well you see, all water on the planet is made of hydrogen. Hydrogen is an extremely explosive element..." 4hrs later "So that's why the hindenburgh is gay."

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IamM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh, it'd be way way higher if they allowed you to refund games post-2hrs of playtime. There's a giant bug near the ending which makes the game unbeatable, involving some sort of fetch quest (again, I don't really dabble with those games as I'd much rather spend $100 at the scrapyard than on something I'll play for 10hrs and get bored of).

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IamM 9 points ago +9 / -0

From what I've heard this game has been an unmitigated disaster for a bunch of reasons. The lies about space/specs (apparently the full game takes up 90gb and can't be played on systems without 8gb of ram), the rumors of the devs paying for massive amount of positive reviews, and certain voice parts being altered (there's one part which, from what I've been told, has one of the voice logs saying "they look a complete mess" instead of "he looks a complete mess"). All of this, and the game has close to an 80% refund rate on steam right now.

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IamM 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'm gonna use that same rationale for why supermodels won't sleep with me. It's not that I'm untalented, it's that they're racist.

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IamM 11 points ago +11 / -0

Obvious by now? Musk's entire gimmick is that he built electric cars overseas and was only deemed a "righty" because he was building factories in the states. He was about as much of a fence-sitter as daily wire and tim "would you like fries with that?" poole.

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IamM 8 points ago +8 / -0

Sadly it's on xbox, which is like saying that you're marrying the hottest woman in central vancouver.

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IamM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I mentioned this in the other post in the gaming channel, but the "ripple" effect from this was that they cut out 90% of the prize money from their card game's esports scene and effectively made it so that if you don't get to worlds you make nothing. Not only that, but the "Q&A" they did alongside it was filled with so many non-answers that it has since become a meme in their community.

People harp on about how esports will replace actual sports and all of that nonsense. China just showed how easy it is to kill the scene by removing it from a single country.

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IamM 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's why quite a lot of them move to canada, as the lowest bill we have is a $5 and hardly anyone tips in coins (myself being one of them, as there is nothing funnier than one with a g-string full of quarters, her bottoms looking like a full diaper).

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IamM 8 points ago +8 / -0

See, I want jenna jameson on the $1 bill. Then when I visit las vegas and tip strippers, I can literally call them "fuck bucks".

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IamM 7 points ago +7 / -0

See, one of my co-workers is pretty dumb and came up to me with this about a year ago, trying to suggest that with her in the fold it gives conservatives an edge somehow. When I brought up the idea of democrats only wanting to focus on race/gender so they can divide and conquer and that when you fight with idiots they'll win via experience, he walked out of the room and didn't speak to me for about 2 weeks.

There are quite a few really good black conservatives that actually bring up interesting points (thomas sowell being my favorite as I've bought 3 of his books). There are also quite a lot of them that, much like tim poole and 90% of the women who have onlyfans accounts, know there is a ton of money to be made by faking something and slowly converting people into their whales. In the case of daily wire it's the latter, as unlike crowder they will backpedal constantly even if it means looking like massive hypocrits.

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IamM 2 points ago +3 / -1

I'm surprised this is even front-page worthy for them, as normally the biggest news stories out of scotland revolve around a pregnant woman beating a greyhound to death with a piece of rebar.

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