Romeo and Juliet - We are supposed to believe Tom Holland kills himself because he can’t date this…
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This is another form of “the message” where HIDEOUS women are led to believe it is realistic that they date the top 1% of men…
Tom Holland is a gay midget.
He fits into the regime-enforced Zoomer aesthetic for men: scrawny, perpetually adolescent twink-like pretty-boys with womanish bodies. And he's rich.
I don't know if women are actually into that though. Most women would rather fuck the dude from the new Reacher.
Yeah, he's more like what the faggy directors and producers are into.
Yes, exactly. Any of these new skinny perma-child looking mfers are all sucking massive amounts of dick to get cast.
Imagine being so jealous of someone who is banging an attractive woman you have to call him gay
Who in the mossad did you piss off to get this shit assignment?
Zandaya is actually ugly.
I could not imagine a more fitting name.
Zoomer women are not women. They're teenaged girls, and they probably always will be
There, fixed that for ya.
What is a woman?
yes, but it's important that they sell the femboy noodle-arm twink to young men as a successful strategy. that's what they want to happen to men: feminized and weak
millenial women were oogling all over Justin Bieber back in the day, so it's just history repeating itself
I don't think so. With all the birth control (and other hormones altering drugs) plus propaganda and deviants running things, I don't think they are interested in men that high testosterone. That would require them to be healthy in body and mind, and a huge chunk of them clearly aren't.
Harambi made him that way. Hail Harambi.
Plot twist: he kills himself because he does have to date it
*opening scene*
> "Yeah no fucking way."
*drinks both poisons*
*~fin~*
Ironically enough this is what happens when natural selection doesn't take female preferences into account.
That picture is the exemplar of "resting bitch face."
It's "resting man face".
...even has the shadow of a moustache.
This is the worst Lando calrissian cosplay I've ever seen.
Current woke climate has really ruined April Fool's Day, it's hard to fall for anything cause it might be true.
It's real.
I want to go back.
Maybe it's a really longform April Fools joke?
Or if it's real, maybe there is a plot twist and he has to kill himself because his family is forcing him to marry her or something?
This trend could be amazing. Imagine all these Hollywood lefties having to do romance scenes with an increasingly fatter and uglier crop of actresses.
It's gotta secretly be because they can pay the chicks like next to zero, right? The humiliation ritual and bonus messaging is just gravy to them.
I would think we'll soon see a lot of A list actors decide to take some time off and work on their YouTube channels or something. Not wanting to end up in a rom-com with Lizzo, or Gorlock.
Imagine sucking (((producers))) dicks to be in Hollywood, only to be paired up with shaniqua who lookalikaman in movies nobody watches
See also: The New Wicked movie/s.
Elphaba is almost as ugly as this one, which uhh, much like Juliet, traditionally, does not fit with the story…
Tom’s next movie -
https://x.com/anthonypreprint/status/1774836525416534246
It's all prepping him for planet of the apes
It's because they're attempting to transfer wealth and power to China, where corruption is far more acceptable, and they're trying to dismantle western civilization to accomplish it because building China up is proving to be an impossible task in the short window they've got before the Chinese people actually start demanding better for themselves.
I’ve met quite a few middle class Chinese…
Thinking for themselves… Is not a strong suit. Unfortunately…
I’m sure the CCP knows that, which is why they aren’t too worried.
Even with ones who have lived overseas for a time, it’s hard to find a single independent thought. Especially (unsurprisingly) among the women…
Oh you guys didn't like the ethnically ambiguous but obvious female zendaya paired with Tom Holland? Here's an ethnically unambiguous but gender ambiguous shaniqua!
What in the name of Gary Coleman is that abomination supposed to be?
Is it... Gary Coleman?
Gary Coleman's wife murdered him. Allegedly. She watched him bleed out on the kitchen floor after a fall. Called 911 after way too long of doing nothing. Then 911 asked her to put pressure on the bleeding (back of head wound I think) and she said no. Not wanting to touch all that blood. Gary died.
Yes, Tom Hollands is a girly man who would kill himself if he couldn't date her.
Oh wait Tom Holland, he's the bony little guy that plays Spiderman isn't he? I was confusing with Tom Hardy...
Tom Holland is Spider-Man. Tom Hardy is Venom.
I'm honestly shocked they didn't do the typical black man white woman trope.
https://images.paramount.tech/uri/mgid:arc:imageassetref:bet.com:f7b837fe-f480-11eb-84ca-0e0dce71f2a5?quality=0.7&gen=ntrn&format=webp&height=360&width=640&crop=true
Depends, if there's a scene at the end where she pretends to be dead but he can see her breathing, I might believe suicide in that he knows only in death can he escape this bitch!
But men are supposed to meet normal beauty standards. Women not so much. Never thought I’d see the day where a woman being beautiful was seen as a bad thing. Thankfully I have Shakespeare’s complete works. I’ll just read Romeo and Juliet again
I'd rather watch that cringy adaptation with Leo Dicaprio than watch this shit.
I'd take watching the musical version from Hot Fuzz at this point.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EfFEdDU5ko&t=36s
Nier automata's robot version https://youtu.be/NZPc7ummeXw?t=33
masterpiece
Well, he murdered Bill Shakespeare.
Oh yea. Good point
Holy shit, can you say flop?
So I guess in the proper feudal system, Lord Montague saves Romeo from a life of misery with this thing and if he's actually desirable he gets a beautiful woman. Juliet still wins, as she is arranged to be married off to another undesirable disfigured person of a prominent family.
Or in the modern system, she turns tranny and joins the 41%.
They can't even have her smiling. Even the ugliest face is improved by a smile.
Should have gone with Lizzo since she just quit her regular job
Tom Holland is used to Hollywood forcing him to date ugly negresses
Looked it up. It's a play with a limited run in London.
During the summer of love there was an article about how even the left-progressive theater regulars who kept the seats full got tired of the constant hectoring by the woke performers.
This is just more of the same performative virtue signalling.
Like that play in London that hosted "blacks-only" performances because white people "made them uncomfortable", lol...
That was a recent one.
If you're losing money anyway, might as well go all out on "the agenda", right..?
These violent delights have violent ends.
A tragedy of a different kind.
Bets on this being pushed by wealthy backers and she can't act for shit. Not that Tom Holland is any better.
Well… at least it’s not lizzo…
I thought this was an april fools joke and that was a pic of some black tranny
https://x.com/ultradane/status/1774285520597884996
We wuz star crossed lovers n sheeeit.
What chu talkin about Romeo?
Julieetnsheeeeeit
Remember the movie Romeo Must Die?? Had jet li and aliyah? Wonder why they killed aliyah in a plane crash?? She was kinda pretty back then.
They're reaching epic levels of self parody at this point.
Do you ever wonder how this genes still exist after 1000s of years of evolution?
https://youtu.be/4FHpmn-KYec?si=6fZh7sryVZ9uXCZC
Once you realize that half the motivation for something like this is "humiliation", everything becomes much clearer.
Wasn't he
coal burningoil drilling Zendaya?Or maybe she was doing the drilling?
Provide context or don't .jpg post you lazy faggot.