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FlyingCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

was secretly recorded having sex with a child

gives me the vibes of "there's footage of Trump doing something in an elevator, but we don't know what he did and don't have the footage"

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FlyingCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

If Iran Israel goes down and the people rise up, there genuinely could be world peace for many years

FTFY, mr. Rubin

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FlyingCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

fear is freedom!

subjugation is liberation!

contradiction is truth!

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FlyingCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

too bad they never made a sequel, could've been a banger

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FlyingCow 2 points ago +2 / -0

south asian

masculinity

holy oxymoron, Batman

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FlyingCow 21 points ago +22 / -1

It says here in this history book that luckily, the good guys have won every single time. What are the odds?

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FlyingCow 2 points ago +3 / -1

better yet, hit them with the classic "lmao" and refuse to elaborate

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FlyingCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

don't remember well but it was mostly standart roster: SMB, Darkwing Duck, Battle City (probably my favorite), Excitebike, Bomberman, Adventure Island, Contra (final boss scared the shit out of young me), Dr. Mario, Duck Tales, Jungle Book (man platforming in it sucked ass), Lode Runner (too much for my 7-year-old brain), Prince of Persia (insert PTSD flashback here),

couldn't find og FF cartridge around that time, sadly

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FlyingCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pachycephalosaurus, i like those knuckleheads

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FlyingCow 9 points ago +9 / -0

how safe must one's life be to call nigger overdosing on fent "the worst tragedy" they've ever seen, i wonder

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FlyingCow 3 points ago +3 / -0

i firmly believe that number of human souls is limited to couple hundred millions, and those who can't imagine things or don't have inner monologue/dialogue are simply soulless

shit is flabbergasting

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FlyingCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

i guess they don't eat while asleep, so technically correct

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FlyingCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

...to be fair, Power does hate humans and thinks we deserve to go extinct

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FlyingCow 1 point ago +1 / -0

sheesh, what awful behaviour, nobody should ever try to do something like this!

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