Girl boss fantastic 4 confirmed
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I mean yeah Pedro Pascal is playing Mr fantastic of course he's going to be a faggot cuck
Mr. Fantastic beat her in the comics. He was the stereotypical fifties man that would give her a slap when she wouldn't stop talking and go make dinner.
But Pedo Pascal is a whole other story.
The Incredibles remains the best fantastic four movie.
too bad they never made a sequel, could've been a banger
I had no hope for this, and yet am still somehow disappointed.
I like the Fantastic Four, shame they so often fuck something up in the adaptations.
There are a bunch of feminist rules on the white board at Disney. Emasculating male characters and elevating girl bosses is literally company policy.
Pedro going hard on getting typecast. At least here his character can survive blunt force trauma to the head.
Makes sense to make her the leader in the MCU version.
Also this is still going to be retarded no matter what. Jim from The Office already played a variant of Mister Fantastic in the second Dr Strange movie and he was a long time fan favourite for the role. He should have just been brought back to play this other variant since going by the end of Thunderbolts this team still won't be native to the 616 universe.
Rumor has it they offered the role to multiple actors before Pedro. I’m sure Jim Halpert was one of them. I imagine they all scoffed at the emasculating script.
Disney is known for spite casting, though.
Keep in mind that John Krasinski was absolutely a much-talked about fan-favourite and they purposely undermined and subverted his character in Doctor Strange just to spite the fans. Literally turning him into a meme of the worst sorts.
They also purposely skipped over Anthony Ingruber for playing Han Solo, even though everyone knew he should have been an easy shoo-in for the role. They instead went with the other guy whose name I can't even remember. People tried to play it off that that other guy did well, but absolutely no one saw Harrison Ford in that other guy the way they did Ingruber. But there was a lot of sunk-cost coping for that Solo flick.
Anyway, I wouldn't put it past Disney that of the other actors they considered, they didn't even offer Krasinski the role because fans actually like him.
Even with how retarded the character turned out literally explaining to the bad guy what makes Blackbolt so danger the scene was still fucking stupid. Removing Blackbolt's mouth would do fuck all to his vocal power because it's only dangerous once it actually manifests into the air while speaking. If humming or doing anything like what the film did was anywhere near as dangerous as portrayed Blackbolt wouldn't have survived as a baby because he was born with all his powers unlike most Inhumans. His mother went through the Terrigen mists while she was still pregnant, that's why Blackbolt is so powerful. Guess what babies do? They cry. Often. Guess what babies don't do? Have control over making sounds for the first few years of their lives so even without considering how much Blackbolt would have cried as a baby, and caused so much damage to everything around him, any other noise he made would have done the same. If mumbling, gurgling, moaning, and whatever else had the potential to blow off the back of his own head he would have been dead before reaching 3.
Not that modern writers or even Marvel pay attention to these sorts of things to understand just how retarded their own ideas come through.
Isn’t Johnny a flaming homosexual in this iteration?
Seems like it, yeah. A cuck as Mr. Fantastic, a fag as The Human Torch, and an effeminate twink as The Thing. And of course, the main character is The Invisible Woman, a girlboss, dependable, stoic leader.
Hollywoke is a propaganda machine working to create a gynocentric future.
This was inevitable ever since they gave her the biggest buff in comics history with those force fields.
Because of this, it's been agreed for over 20 years that if the F4 were to fight each other, Sue would emerge victorious.
I realize it's all arbitrary. But I always had her in the catagory of like, Iceman and the like, who had a power level because if the kind of stories they were in, if they were real and applied themselves they'd be monsters.
Like giving Spiderman a sniper rifle.
One of the Spider-Verse variants of Spider-Man is basically that when the timeline branches after the Spider-Man Versus Wolverine comic from 1986. Spider-Man stays in Europe with Wolverine to try and redeem himself after having accidentally killed Charlie. Because of the further conflict Spider-Man experiences there he ends up being trained by Wolverine and becomes the worlds best assassin, even upgrading his webshooters to include wrist mounted firearms.
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Peter_Parker_(Earth-8351)
I remember, I really enjoyed that one.
There's also a single splash panel in Grim Hunt where Web shows Peter what he'll turn into if he kills Kraven.
In that one Peter just grows his hair long and gets a badass pea coat that I thought was the height of fashion in high school.
Stan Lee himself put it best.
Yeah basically.
The speculation and therapy crafting is fun on its own. And if you have a crunchy writer who likes that kind of thing it makes sense to ask for the authority position. Somebody like stan? It's about the emotional core, the technical ideas of who's the best don't matter as much.
Aside from what BetterNameUnfound posted (and that's the most honest answer), the nitty gritty answer is that Sue probably has the most raw power ability to kill the rest of them if she did something nasty like put force fields in their brains (she might have to suffocate Reed instead, though)... but if we're talking about "things someone could do if they acted in a way they never acted," Reed is fully capable of building a gadget to kill any of them, Johnny could easily roast Sue or Reed if he struck first (he might have more trouble with Ben), and by the same token there's not much stopping Ben from just randomly smashing Sue or Johnny's head if he wanted to.
(It's still not as bad as the doing the same conversation with the Justice League, though. I'm pretty sure every core member of that team has trashed the rest of the team at one point or another).
Im not talking about 1v1. Although that's a bit warmer. Sue given sufficient focus could project her presence at a scale they couldn't even perceive, both macro and micro.
Same with Bobby
Sue has more makeup on here than the Thing.
Those parks of theirs must be doing quite well seeing how much they are willing to lose money on the female superhero movies
Nothing screams gurl power like having a female leader disappear when her team finally faces the enemy.
Resting Bitch Face Kirby was hot maybe 10 years ago, she is way past her prime now.
At least she wasn't niggerfied, so thats a win i guess?
The fact that Vanessa Kirby is actually English threw me a little bit. I mean, I'm pretty sure she's full English.
It was confirmed when it was announced by Marvel/Disney.