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Ironically an attractive black woman or any woman for that matter who was healthy and encouraged good health wouldn’t get this sort of fawning praise.
Quit bodyshaming and get fat, bigot.
Ok. I’ll be at the nearest bbq place
How dare you appropriate BLACK culture, you bigot!!!!!!
He is black so he gets a pass on that one. He still needs to cancelled for eating meat instead of soy based chemical sludge like a good progressive.
To be fair here in Texas I’ve seen bbq done by everyone
They call it “full figured” - because even “plus sized” is offensive as it implies not morbidly obese is “normal”….
Or "curvy" despite being closer to a sphere than an hourglass.
A lot of surface area on those internal folds
Technically, irregular circles are still a figure lol.
Wouldn’t work for him since he’s a guy. Fat acceptance only works for women. Men are inherently bad so they only get shame, unless a bunch of women really like him, then he’s the GOAT.
Praise, shit, someone with a BMI below 40 wouldn't be allowed to spit Hep B into a presidential crystal flute that hasn't been played since the 18th century.
Very true.
She was lying. There is an entire album from the 80's by someone playing the flute.
Of course not.
Keeping the negros fat and stupid is every bit as important as keeping the whites content with being pushed into poverty.
NY Times will write an article : “why do so many black people die at the age of 50 with a heart attack? Racism? Or Racism?”
Well I don't expect them to write "Goyslop: A tragedy in three parts"
Is the first act the fact that I'm paying for it?
Well these articles are already out there.
Vax scepticism
A free donut after every shot!
lizzo is the poop emoji is the best meme
Think I'd rather stick my dick in a pile of shit than in Lizzo
Likely crawling with fewer diseases.
That's about what I'd expect from a landwhale like her: fat, sugar and globalist brands.
Look, I do snack. More than I should, probably. So I am not going to go there and pretend I never eat sugar and stuff like that, though I am also not obese.
But why do I need Lizzo to order Oreos? Like if she was sharing some hidden gems, stuff she discovered that not everyone knows about. Or if she had a really weirdly specific diet. Or if she had some very special recipes she was known for, that needed certain items. Then sure, show the people how it's done, share that.
But Takis and Perrier water? Dish soap? Coke? Like who needs help to get one of the most famous ice cream brands? They don't even cover a fraction of a household's needs, so not even that, to make it easier.
Hint: They are telling you what to buy
Also, they called those products "vegan". Ice cream uses cream; it's not vegan.
I'm pretty sure a couple of other products there use gelatin or animal fats, too.
It's not ice cream, it's a non-dairy "ice cream."
Oh, my bad. Didn't notice that on mobile. (Also because I'd rather not have my eyes looking anywhere near Lizzo.)
literally nothing nutricious, instead cheap sugars in abundance. Sounds about right for that hamplanet.
Don't ever eat this shit, jesus.
"MMMM I love putting my impossible patties between my uncrustables, and eating those with a side of takis and oreos, washing it down with coke, and giving myself some ice cream as a treat!"
Who need government sponsored euthanasia when you're eating this shit.
Who? The immobile, morbidly-obese 50yo with weeping bed sores and in constant pain every day, all day long.
Is this real life?
More and more I suspect that I'm actually in hell, suffering what I deserve.
https://www.instacart.com/store/list/784112bc-dbc8-44a9-84fe-325806508b4b?utm_medium=shared_list
Worth checking this source directly, the OP pic left out the skittles and picture of this fat turd in the bath with ice cream dangling over her head.
Is this a meme? It looks like a new starter pack template...
Literally the only forms of whole foods in her list is fucking fruit, and half of it is sour citrus. Jesus Christ, literally all vegans would have to do is copy what Indians have been doing for centuries. But no, that would require effort.
whoever said vegan was supposed to be healthy
Lol do you actually believe Lizzo eats this? It's a CIA op on top of a CIA op
I do believe that Lizzo eats shittons of Cheerios and drinks gallons of Coke every day.
I still have absolutely no idea who that is.
Most liberals don't but they know to adore her because she's fat and they heard the name before. Last week one channel had the yearly People's Choice Awards where people clap for black people. Lizzo was featured with the subheader "people's champion" whatever that means. Everyone else had actor, singer, pop artist, whatever. They didn't have an explanation for her. May as well just have put "Asshole at Large".
They pretend to adore her because she's a disgusting fat hippopotamus. It's a self-humiliation ritual. "Look at me, I'm willing to debase myself by claiming this grotesquely fat cunt who somehow still has no tits is stunning and brave! LOOK AT HOW FUCKING DISGUSTING THIS CREATURE IS! I'm such a good person, I'm willing to call that hot! Now give me my internet likes!"
It's incredibly funny when you realize what they're actually saying. It's a backhanded compliment.
Tolerance leads to celebration.
Let me guess… her Amazon list is nothing but toilet paper. She’ll definitely need it after eating that much sugar.
It's like these woke porkers are being foie-gra'd... But who would eat another sapient creature?
Plant based meat, and Takis? Yeah she has terrible taste