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Constipatriot 21 points ago +21 / -0

He looks like consulted SBI for his personal appearance.

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Constipatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

It looks like he's practicing for his police mugshots. This guy looks like he'd be a serial killer if only he could work up the courage to talk to strangers.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

So this person understands what bots are, but not why they were invented or what they're used for. Like they're just randomly picking things to do for free without being asked.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

The fuck did the Irish do? U2 is a scourge but they're old and over. The Dublin Whiskey Fire of 1875 was tragic but tell me your modern Latinos and blacks wouldn't also drink themselves to death if free alcohol was flowing down the streets. Was it for helping build the railroad?

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Didn't he just do a road trip documentary with his trans friend? Maybe a little road head made him a true believer.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

I like how confident they are in picking an ideal hypothetical murderer to have fucked up their lives instead of acknowledging the reality that their ideology forbids them from accepting.

Sitting at the kitchen table like Hmm, yeah, an older white male, blonde hair, maybe orange-ish skin, a CONVICTED FELON, calling him names, wearing a blue suit, ooh what a HORRIBLE way to die, yes, this is what we envision we would have hated the most. I'd much prefer this had happened so he could have died a martyr instead of a statistic. Let us go out and declare this.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

You'd think someone would wake up when the things they want to slip into the product can't be printed on the box or it will kill interest in the product.

Like buying a bag of chips and seeing crickets on the package. Sounds great if you're a lizard, but imagine trying to change all the food in the supermarket just so that lizards can feel good about it.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've pondered this and I'll try to sum up the best I can:

Concord is a best case scenario win for the woke.

They designed the game for the LGBTQIAP++ crowd. Gamers at large noticed. They spoke out. The community asked how they were supposed to relate to the themes in this game. They were told "this game is not made for you. If you feel that way, don't buy it."

The gaming community accepted this. The game was a legitimate safe space for the communities it was made for, and bought only by allies of that community. By their own standards, everything about the game was acceptable and nonoffensive. They had everything they ever asked for.

That the game was considered a commercial failure is solely upon the shoulders of the LGBT. The money invested and selective marketing were a result of ignoring the force majeure that is the gaming market in favor of catering to a fraction of a percent. A niche product that sold accordingly.

So the old adage is now a proven empirical result: get woke, go broke.

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Constipatriot 6 points ago +6 / -0

Those aren't genders, those are preassigned identities with predefined binary genders, every one of them. Back from when games sold well because they weren't worried about genders.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Everyone currently getting work in Hollywood has sold their soul.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't understand why there are so many trans people in the military. Were they trans going in or were they just weirdos who had too much exposure to dicks in the barracks? Is it a tactic to get promoted? It seems to be extremely effective.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also, listening to the community does not necessarily mean blindly obeying. Gamers love hate and will dog pile anything that gets whatever laser pointer pointed at it. But if your game mechanic legitimately sucks they'll point it out. Stupid nitpicks like "let us pet the cat" are a given but I've seen legitimately good ideas pop up.

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Constipatriot 24 points ago +24 / -0

Fuck rebooting games, they need to reboot studios.

Clear out the DEI hires and promoters, purge the HR departments and bring back the project managers who give a shit about quality rather than pronoun quantity. Privately owned and answerable to nobody. No "concerned board members", no consultancy caterers. Give the community a microphone and actually listen to it instead of hiring some diaper enthusiast to monitor a subreddit.

I know these things are impossible. We need a surge in new, privatized game development.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Damn, they called the player characters "Freegunners"?

That's cringey as fuck.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

You might be joking but I love this movie for the campy, desperate flaws it has. It's the Godfather of "so bad it's good" and great for just having something on the screen to fall asleep to.

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Constipatriot 16 points ago +16 / -0

Every one of these are things these same people have cried were evil, dastardly tactics of far-right abuse, supremacy, and HATE.

Yet these are in the game as points of pride, justice, and virtuous signature moves used by ultra liberals.

Maybe PROJECT was too OP and had to be cut from the game.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haunting: Starring Polterguy, 1993. Keep the isometric camera, rework the respawn segments in the afterlife.

The Darkness, 2007

Space Marine, 2011

I know it's newer, but I'd love to see Arkham Knight updated for modern hardware.

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Constipatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

I'll never forget that they said he was "full of life" and "sharp as a tack" on the day of the debate where he destroyed his career by being neither. Earlier this year, the press secretary Raggedy Ann woman claimed he clocked in a 187 on an IQ test, making him the most intelligent man to ever hold the office (they had this declared false when it was time to start demanding he be replaced).

He could kick a turd down his pants leg on stage in front of the world and they'd rave about how he was lazer-focused on his speech and how he healthy and firm his stool is, proving his commitment to eating properly.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

They can't touch anything having to do with Islam unless they get it 100% right and the Muslims are the protagonists, otherwise they come to the studio and throw a little peaceful tantrum.

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Constipatriot 38 points ago +38 / -0

Almost like it was made by a bunch of... talentless freaks.

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Constipatriot 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's such a random label that obviously doesn't apply. It's like some exec went to their studio to give them all a lecture about this flop and now they're carrying that phrase with them to unleash it on anyone who crosses them, like a schoolyard bully unloading what their parents called them onto the other kids.

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Constipatriot 9 points ago +9 / -0

Someone did the math and every copy this game sold cost Sony somewhere around $217,000 after development costs.

They can't even get the PSN store in coherent shape. It's just random shit listed in no particular order, yet we're the talentless ones.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Possibly, sure. I hate to use the term but personalities are on a spectrum and it would take a study to sort it all out. Part of me would be afraid to read the results because we might find out that there are a growing number of people who think only in emojis.

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Constipatriot 15 points ago +15 / -0

I think about the amount of people who have no internal monologue a lot. If having it is the actual wiring of the brain or just a different kind of filter that demands everything be articulated in case it needs to be spoken. They say only half of everyone has it and neither side knows the other exists. It's unnerving.

I've also heard that a lot of people think in printed words, seeing their thoughts lined up in their mind in real time like newspaper type.

These things can't be a measure of intelligence, there are way too many people who are genuinely smart that fall into either category. It just seems strange.

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