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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Come enjoy an unforgettable cruise aboard our luxurious new vessel, the Carnival La Amistad. For the energetic elite who demand inexpensive, but not cheap. Book today."

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Constipatriot 18 points ago +18 / -0

Did she only lose by one county?

Like Kamala would have personally arrived on the scene in the presidential helicopter, jumped out, and immediately pointed the correct direction in which they should send search teams.

No, she'd have handed the press secretary some canned statement about the matter being left to local authorities and then gone silent and we'd never hear about it again, as it is whenever something terrible happens to white kids.

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Constipatriot 5 points ago +5 / -0

She obviously wasn't hired on artistic merit. It's shit art. The kid's head is way too small and there's no style whatsoever to be seen here. Even the plain sideways pov of the layout is something a 4th grader would start with. This is like something a manager would draw for a project by themselves to save money on an actual artist.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the type of thing to backfire because it's going to be interpreted backwards.

"If they're doing it to us I'm going to do it back even harder! It shall be done!"

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

I swore off the franchise when the trailer for Dominion hit and they had a shot of some white girl making out with a neanderthal at the drive in. You could almost hear the producers whisper, "Hey kids, come see our dinosaur movie... and don't forget to race mix!"

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh no. They had to release that one after he was already gone because it was so bad he didn't want it out and the only way it would register with any viewers was because they missed him and might forgive it. I wonder if the alcohol was calling the shots when he took that role.

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Constipatriot 17 points ago +17 / -0

I do love the guy and losing him was rough if you were a kid in the 80s when it happened. He was at the height of his career, hit after hit, and then one day he was just gone.

That said, his struggle with alcoholism was pretty severe. In his later movies he was usually drunk on camera but as a professional alcoholic he was excellent at hiding it.

If you're curious, Google his daughter. She looks exactly like him.

One random internet story:

Used to work with a guy who used to work on SCTV. He told me on his first day on the show he had no idea who anyone was and he was loading some gear onto a cart and was having trouble with some of the heavy stuff.

He saw a larger guy and assumed he was crew and asked him for help. The big guy came over and was helping load up the cart, then someone with a headset ran over and said, "Mr Candy, we we need you in makeup," to which the big guy replied, "I'll be there in a couple minutes, just helping the crew with this."

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Constipatriot 10 points ago +11 / -1

Muslims apply for any and all benefits as a way of supporting their religious tenant of conquest. They realize that weakening an enemy financially is still weakening an enemy, and even the moderates are happy to take the guilt-free free money. The opposite is also true, they won't work to contribute to a country's economy that isn't Islam unless it provides some benefit to Muslims that can't be had any other way.

They hate you. Their presence in your country is out of spite and personal opportunity.

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Constipatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ever seen video where it speaks? It has the unmistakable voice of a male. There are testicles involved.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Part of me somehow suspects that the concept was for the fighters to be nude but somehow the studio stopped this.

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Constipatriot 3 points ago +3 / -0

I really don't wonder but this news still pleases me.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

This one barely skirts cynicism and just reads like a mainstream author was on truth syrum.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

Are there communist Muslims? I thought they were all more 'Muslims and then people who serve them.'

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Constipatriot 12 points ago +12 / -0

Finally, the world can be united by the shared experience of being killed by the irresponsible use of a napalm airstrike beacon being deployed by a retarded tween with a latino accent.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

In this regard, Zelensky was dead on when he said he wanted Ukraine to be the Israel of Europe.

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Constipatriot 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Look! This man's profit margins have shrunk because he can't exploit the people exploiting taxpayers! Capitalism has failed!"

Mexicans may do the job but they don't give a flying fuck about the job they do. A friend hires a team of these guys to do various tasks to save money and the last time they painted something they dumped the old paint chips in her garden. The trash can was 10 feet away.

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Constipatriot 8 points ago +8 / -0

Biden accepted it. The rumor was that after Kamala lost, he was throwing fits screaming about how HE could have defeated Trump and how wrong everyone was to pull him out of the running. I would have loved to be a fly on the wall during that.

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Constipatriot 19 points ago +19 / -0

Remember when they caught a bunch of Stephen Colbert's people in the same building filming something in the middle of the night, then dismissed it and declined to press charges? Totally legit, definitely not manufacturing evidence footage.

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Constipatriot 4 points ago +4 / -0

Console being one thing, but the accessories are shit. The pro controller v2 has a worse D-pad than the last one (hitting up/down often hits left/right as well) which people hated, and the one person I know who got one came with a dock that has something loose and rattling around inside it.

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Constipatriot 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah imagine being so pumped up to bring a transgender into your life that you'd prey on the weakest of the weak, twisting their speech to suit your fantasy.

"What? You want to be trans? I'm so happy for you, I'll start adding hormones and soy to your diet in large amounts immediately!"

"ACK UNG URK EHH INH OAF NKK" :Spit:

"OH MY GOD YES we'll schedule breast removal asap!"

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