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AgnosticTemplar 62 points ago +62 / -0

I was gonna ask if the kraken was supposed to be a metaphor, but then I noticed the guy on the right turning around to look at it. Isn't that an apt juxtaposition, grasping tendrils from an unseen monster is tearing shit up, but the superhero is ignoring it to gave his gay little globohomo march.

Also, "there's no planet B"? Bitch, you're standing next to an alien mongrel. Not only are there habitable worlds and the technology to each them, but we're biologically compatible with other species.

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cartoonericroberts 52 points ago +52 / -0

Not only are there habitable worlds and the technology to each them, but we're biologically compatible with other species.

Yeah, but fleeing to a superior civilization after your civilization turns into a shit hole would be an immoral thing to do- I mean can you imagine- just millions of humans illegally crossing the border of planet Lar-Edo in the TX-28 system.

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BlueDrache 10 points ago +11 / -1

just millions of humans illegally crossing the border of planet Lar-Edo in the TX-28 system.

https://files.catbox.moe/gl65ej.gif

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MasksAreChildAbuse 9 points ago +9 / -0

Holy shit gotem 😂

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Smith1980 43 points ago +43 / -0

Wow how brave for them to tackle this trendy “issue” that entertainment and the corporate world are fully behind.

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ClownTamer 25 points ago +25 / -0

It’s always stunning and brave to do exactly what everyone else in popularly condoned media is doing.

Now we live in the awkward moment where being more conservative became punk rock as Rage Against the Machine decided to rage for the machine.

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Smith1980 22 points ago +22 / -0

Yep. A man who marries a woman and raises their children in church is very punk rock.

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ClownTamer 11 points ago +11 / -0

First short skirts were punk rock. Now clothing to your ankles that’s not made to make you look naked is rebelling.

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ThatsAlright 12 points ago +12 / -0

Conservatives are just old school libs, and "punk rock" wasn't ever against the system, it's as much of a larp as rad libs being against the system.

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Smith1980 6 points ago +6 / -0

You have a point. I guess the pendulum does swing back and forth. I guess my point is that now being edgy is something that is routinely applauded by media and entertainment. Or they think they are fighting the system when the powers that be agree with them.

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cartoonericroberts 35 points ago +35 / -0

lol I guess he really is gay

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ah_hell 1 point ago +1 / -0

Super gay

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Galean 27 points ago +27 / -0

The point is to make leftism cool. They try their best to make leftist ideas less cringe. And I think it is working. Politics is upstream from culture, if they can get young people to think this crap is cool then they win. When I was in high school we would make fun of climate activists and emo looking kids, now they want activists and pink hair to be cool. We are not target audience, they made it clear in 2014.

On a side note, why are there so many white people? Is this a sign that white kids are finally waking up that the only systematic racism is against them?

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Goldsteinbergsky 18 points ago +18 / -0

Sorry mate but ignorance, delusion, low IQ, inability to think critically, no independence and a desire to be enslaved, will NEVER be "cool." Leftism was created by, and exists for, subhuman degenerate parasites.

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ThatsAlright -16 points ago +1 / -17

ignorance

They feel the same way about you.

delusion

Seriously.

low IQ

Many of them tend to have somewhat higher IQ on average.

inability to think critically

What does that even mean? I'd argue that whichever standard you set, it could very well apply to you.

desire to be enslaved

Most people are conformist. Do you believe -isms in any form are a thing? Congrats, you're a conformist who believes in liberal heresy. Do you believe fascism, communism, etc are meaningfully a thing? Congrats, you're a conformist who believes in liberal villains.

will NEVER be "cool."

Power determines "coolness" as much it does culture.

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BandageBandolier 5 points ago +5 / -0

You're right about the IQ thing in one context "Midwit deluded he's a genius and resents his lack of 99th percentile success, so blames everyone else" is peak online vocal social justice activist. The low IQ ones just quietly nod along with the midwits and mask up to burn down the buildings they're told to, when they're told to.

For example, a low IQ individual might not think to try and conflate enslavement and conformism, but a high IQ individual might think that's obviously fucking retarded.

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ThatsAlright -1 points ago +1 / -2

You're right about the IQ thing in one context "Midwit deluded he's a genius and resents his lack of 99th percentile success, so blames everyone else" is peak online vocal social justice activist

Genuis =/= IQ. IQ = processing power. There's lots of people with higher IQ who I'd describe as idiots. Also, what you're noting is less to do with IQ and more to do with leaders/followers. Most people are followers; few are leaders. The former parrot narratives, the latter offer new ones, are more "challenging," interactive, etc.

For example, a low IQ individual might not think to try and conflate enslavement and conformism, but a high IQ individual might think that's obviously fucking retarded.

It's one and the same. It's easy to demonstrate as much. Go out, talk with your friends, your boss, coworkers, your family. Say you hate black people; that you hate women; that white people are superior. See what's left or your life afterwards.

Of course, you won't do so. Because you, like everyone else, will conform. Your wellbeing, that of your family, etc, depends on it. Just like historically, wellbeing of many whites and blacks depended on not upsetting the capitalistic slave masters. Certainly, the slavery today is more thorough, insofar that the ruling class has found that enslaving people's minds with the threat of power is much more useful than enslaving people's bodies.

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throwawayaccount2037 14 points ago +14 / -0

On a side note, why are there so many white people? Is this a sign that white kids are finally waking up that the only systematic racism is against them?

Well, three of them are gay, including Superman, the pink-haired soy kid, and I believe Aqualad in the back. So in the mind of SJWs, I'm guessing they think everything is balanced out.

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Galean 11 points ago +11 / -0

In the wake of the death of Saint Fentanyl diversity has been their prime focus. I smell something changing, the anti-white rhetoric has been reaching normies, maybe the children are finally noticing it.

Or maybe I'm just looking for white pills.

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throwawayaccount2037 9 points ago +9 / -0

I sure hope you're right, even though I feel remiss to share in such optimism.

Or maybe I'm just looking for white pills.

Speaking of white pills, I thought it was hilarious that I came across this thread on an AskWomen sub-reddit where the topic was what did bisexuals/lesbians need to tell heterosexual women. While I feared the worst, it was actually hilarious....

Turns out a lot of those so-called "bisexuals" and "lesbians" were banging dudes.

There would be a post about "Hetero girls, even though I'm banging a dude, I'm still bi and it doesn't mean I'm attracted to you!"

If you read that with confusion, so did I. There were A LOT of posts basically saying, "Yeah, I'm bi but the person I happened to fall in love with is a man. Doesn't mean I'm not bi!"

It turned into an inadvertent white pill because it turns out, even though these women protest about how much they hate men, don't need men, can find love with another woman, and how much heterosexuality is a compulsory social construct, they're still slaves to their biology, and a good portion of those alphabet soup members were still craving the 'D'.

So yeah, it gave me a little bit of hope that even with all the social engineering going on, far-Lefties even on Reddit are still leaning back into the natural biosocial order of things. It's not a great white pill, but a somewhat welcome one during these dark times.

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current_horror 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you subtract the women who are damaged by childhood sexual assault and the women who are so ugly that they fell out of the mating game altogether, exactly how many lesbians remain?

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throwawayaccount2037 5 points ago +5 / -0

There are the occasional promiscuous women, but that pool is extremely small. But if you're asking are these promiscuous women full blown lesbians and not just banging anything in sight? Well, I would have to say there are zero.

I don't think I've ever met or come across a lesbian who wasn't promiscuous, mistakenly dabbled in lesbianism due to being a tomboy/introvert/insecurity (usually through social influence/peer group pressure), or was abused.

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Smith1980 7 points ago +7 / -0

You think so? I thought that it may happen slowly. I'm black and told some white friends of mine to stand up to this garbage and they said I was making a mountain out of a molehill. Now a few of them are seeing what I warned them about.

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current_horror 7 points ago +7 / -0

It's really important to plant those seeds for normies. They're mainlining anti-white rhetoric 24/7, and at some point it will start to scratch that tiny itch you've put in their brain.

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Smith1980 3 points ago +3 / -0

Maybe I’m naive but I’m a firm believer in looking at the individual and judging by character. Which isn’t happening now. The first thing that really clued me into the anti white obsession was all my life I was told racism is bad. Then universities started peddling the “racism against whites is ok” nonsense. At first I thought this was all just in colleges but not was I wrong. I’ve tried to debate people but I’m dismissed as a white supremacist or Uncle Tom.

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Vsid [S] 19 points ago +19 / -0

By the way, WTF is up with Superman’s right leg?

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FlauntandStraunt 14 points ago +14 / -0

Artist doesn't give a fuck being forced to do this Homo bullshit. Seen the other cover with his spine at a severe right angle?

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Baron_Bubbles 6 points ago +6 / -0

He's obviously a graduate of The Rob Liefeld school of human anatomy.

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borga 19 points ago +19 / -0

You mean, Global Warming ® will bring back goat octopus? Great, let me know, I will be running my two gas powered cars 24/7 now.

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TomSeeSaw 18 points ago +18 / -0

Who's buying this junk?

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AnotherSchwarzesMark 18 points ago +18 / -0

No one. Meanwhile try getting Demon Slayer or Chainsaw man vol. 1, good luck as they're sold out. Mainstream comics did this to themselves, independent comics or manga are selling like hotcakes.

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TheModernDaVinci 12 points ago +12 / -0

To really hammer the point home: 19 of the 20 best selling adult comics in September were manga. The only American comic that made it on the list? A Batman/Fortnite crossover comic. Guess why it got there?

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throwawayicanremembe 3 points ago +3 / -0

The publisher or writer bought enough extra copies for firestarting that it made the list? Actually, Epic bought them all didn't they?

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TheModernDaVinci 6 points ago +6 / -0

I mean, I was getting at that you have tons of kids (and their parents) who will buy anything with "Fortnite" slapped on it. Also, there was apparently a code for a skin in Fortnite, so there is that.

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FlauntandStraunt 8 points ago +8 / -0

According to sales a steeply declining minority. But hey its not sales they are after just their garbage posturing.

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Ohdeerlordman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Always after the kids and those who share their mindset. Never fails

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MargarineMongoose 15 points ago +15 / -0

Unrelenting faggotry. Who even buys this shit?

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BulbasaurusThe7th 9 points ago +9 / -0

Fat they/them bitches with nose rings? Many of them become librarians because they are good for nothing but stacking shelves, but the stores expect you to actually do it right, because unlike libraries, they are not sucking on the gov fund titties.

I'm a huge book slut, but I would probably kill myself if I had to listen to the advice of librarians.

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Goldsteinbergsky 8 points ago +8 / -0

Useless, parasite trash with no life goals, no personality, no skills, no talents and no value to society, are the target audience.

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ClownTamer 5 points ago +5 / -0

They targeted the group that doesn’t actually buy comics, in part because they’re too busy Twatting all day.

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acp_k2win 14 points ago +14 / -0

Rob Leifeld is freaking Michelangelo compared to this chicken scratch

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PostyMcGee 14 points ago +14 / -0

I hope the mediocre artists knows to be ashamed for drawing such garbage and that they deserve their *hit wages for this.

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RoulerBleu 12 points ago +12 / -0

Ignoring the SJW comic infestatiom reaching terminal phase.

I can understand not wanting the planet to warm more because of the disruptions to several fragile ecosystems that cannot simply migrate to thrive in a nearby slightly cooler, or shallower place.

But wanting to cool the planet would kill more people that keeping it at current temps or slightly higher.

Hypothermia kills alot more people than heat waves do. Hypothermia deaths are decreasing much, much faster than hyperthermia deaths are increasing.

Don't cool the planet FFS.

And that's not even getting into all the catastrophic failures of greenwashing that also cost lives. Governments "trying to help" against SARS-2 with an authoritarian iron fist did more harm than good. They will fuck up again, especially given Climate Change reached religious zeal levels of unquestioning of the authority and its preachers.

Incomming neverending "two weeks to flatten the GHG emission / temperature curve.". It's not going to work, and they will double-down untill they suffocate you and destroy another large part of the fabric of society.

So the author is either misinformed or cultist enough to want more people to die because his ideology demands it.

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othala89 12 points ago +12 / -0

There's no planet B? On a comic where the main protagonist comes from another planet.

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Bruvazz 9 points ago +9 / -0

Maybe planet Krypton was destroyed by plastic straws?

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SnapCrackleNPop 12 points ago +12 / -0

This is why trying to force real world issues into fantasy/sci-fi settings is mind-numbingly retarded

there's no planet b bitch do you know how many fucking different alien species there are? There's literally alien empires spanning multiple planets as well as an intergalactic police force made up of multiple species, not only is there a planet b you have planets c-INFINITY

But y'know if Superman's kid is so concerned about the ice caps melting why doesn't he, I dunno... freeze them again with his ice breath? Or why doesn't he ask one of his superhero friends that can manipulate fucking reality simply remove the excess carbon from the atmosphere. Why not use Kryptonian technology to try and fix the environment? All of that would probably work a lot better than just skipping fucking school

This is the equivalent of every single champagne socialist who lives in a luxurious mansion and preaches about how wealth needs to be distributed while hoarding their own wealth.

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WeedleTLiar 12 points ago +12 / -0

Yeah, I know, politics and all, but can we talk about how dumb this is cannonically?

  1. You have super human powers and you're leading a walkout at your school? Couldn't you just move the planet a bit further from the sun and instantly solve the problem?

  2. They just gonna ignore the rampaging monster behind them to pretend to care about a problem they could fix in six seconds?

  3. Yes, there is literally a planet B; it's called Earth 2.

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ernsithe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Moving the planet is awful risky but since Kryptonians on earth are basically solar collectors with apparently billions percent or more efficiency just have that fuck turn a big crank during the day and the entire world has clean energy.

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alucard13mmfmj 10 points ago +10 / -0

They'll never blame themselves and their woke shit. theyll blame everything else (franchise fatigue, misogyny, lgbt phobic, etc etc). They will never be like "huh, maybe that wasn't such a good idea" or "maybe my idea is wrong and most people dont like it". Instead they double down or they move onto the next project and do the same thing and expect a different result.

Because they live in a bubble, they dont realize their ideas are dumb and is a bunch of non-sense. Like getting in trouble saying that only biological women can get pregnant. lol. Or saying 99.999999% of XY are male.

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Hyponoeo 9 points ago +9 / -0

So um, this dude probably has enough power to actually literally change the climate assuming he is half as strong as his dad?

This is the perfect lefty metaphor.

Make everyone else do stuff, you just protest and look virtuous and then do nothing to actually change the world.

And actually, their sign there is no planet B.... there literally is in the DC universe? like a LOT of planets?

I mean I remember reading the old Green Lanterns and Hal Jordan would fly to all sorts of different planets on practically a Lark they must have been about 5 feet from earth...

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Crockett 9 points ago +9 / -0

WTF? There IS a Planet B. There are aliens, and space travel, and teleporters, and even Mars evolved intelligent life. Also, Superman can singlehandedly make fossil fuels obsolete by turning a crank. Not to mention any of the other superheroes who can create free energy even more efficiently. Global warming is a nonsense problem in the DC universe.

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BeefyBelisarius 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's a nonsense problem in our world too. There's an absolute fuckton of frozen tundra that could be cultivated and inhabited if it warmed back up to around how it was in the medieval warm period.

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user20461 9 points ago +10 / -1

There's no Planet B

So we're just sending rovers to Mars for fun?

Scientists already have ways of terraforming Mars, as well.

Even if you believed the Climate Change nonsense, there's literally going to be a Planet B.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 10 points ago +10 / -0

Also, isn't Superman literally supposed to be an alien from another planet?

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Grumman 2 points ago +4 / -2

We're not going to terraform Mars. Even if we had the capacity, it would be far easier to just terraform Earth to get what you want - an average temperature 1-2 degrees higher than you like is far easier to deal with than zero magnetosphere, near zero atmosphere, near zero solar irradiance, zero carbon cycle....

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user20461 3 points ago +4 / -1

Earth is already terraformed. The point of terraforming is to make other planets habitable like Earth, so I'm lost as to what you're saying.

With that said, scientists are working on all those problems you mentioned and already have ways to deal with it. Yes, ti will take a long time, around 1000 years, but humanity will be around for a long time. It's inevitable that humans will live on Mars --- and it will be like Earth.

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Gettingworked 8 points ago +8 / -0

There’s always some motherfucker trying to ice skate up hill.

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SheriffOfNottingham 7 points ago +7 / -0

This is some bibleman tier shit.

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GimmeFuelGimmeFire 6 points ago +6 / -0

Bibleman would be an improvement.

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StayQool 6 points ago +6 / -0

This comic is missing “plus sized” people and “differently abled” individuals.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 5 points ago +5 / -0

Why would Superman need to petition for anything? If it really was about saving the earth, couldn't he just punch all the factories to dust and return the planet to the stone age?

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Bdiaz 5 points ago +5 / -0

You know they loose money doing stuff like this. They dont care though its all about forcing out the message. I saw Mortal Kombat has a rainbow icon on their twitter. There is no escape. Lol

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TriumphoftheSwill 5 points ago +5 / -0

Didn't Superman send every nuke on the planet into the sun? Seems like his lazy ass could take care of this problem himself.

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AbleistSL 5 points ago +5 / -0

The only way to properly deal with the regressive infuenced crap and propaganda would be to perform a hard reboot of the dc franchise lore, I would even go as far as to also purge birds of prey due to it's origins by one of these extremists.

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FlauntandStraunt 5 points ago +5 / -0

Jon an arrogant piece of shit that doesn't care that people are in Mortal peril right behind him. Neither does Aquafag for that matter.

Well is boyfriend is an invincible piece of shit so Jon doesn't care about anything else.

Can Prime please come and punch the Gay away.

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SnakePlisken1776 5 points ago +5 / -0

Climate change is bullshit. If it did warm up a couple degrees it would not affect wildlife negatively even the ocean. The mid-evil warm period was a time of abundance.

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hungryfreaksdaddy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Does anyone actually read new superhero comics anymore, or is it just public libraries keeping them in business?

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Mpetey123 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is the purple hair kid's sign a foreign language or gibberish?

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ernsithe 1 point ago +1 / -0

Swedish. It's literally a copy of one of Saint Greta's original signs.

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Careless_Ejaculator 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everything woke turns to shit.

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Theballsarein 4 points ago +4 / -0

At least nobody buys it, not even in the top 50

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FlauntandStraunt 4 points ago +4 / -0

Soon as Clark sees this little turd sneer at someone for speaking their mind. Just punt him into the phantom zone.

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realerfunction 3 points ago +3 / -0

soypersxn

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Druid_Con 3 points ago +3 / -0

Fag

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GimmeFuelGimmeFire 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's SUPERFAG!

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TakenusernameA 2 points ago +2 / -0

Too busy protesting for fake causes and "problems" that humanity can never "solve" to notice an actual threat looming behind them.

Fitting.