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A game that's unironically about joggers being violent thieves? Ahahahahaha.......
Because "StopAsianHate The Game", aka AssCreed/Yassuke Wuz Samz evidently wasn't enough of a sociological and financial disaster they have to keep pouring on the fatigue.
The only reason Africa still has any "artifacts" is because Europeans preserved them. A majority were left rotting in the dust.
There is precisely ZERO evidence that any of those artefacts were created by, nor ever belonged to Africans anyway. The Egyptians were NOT negroid (despite what Disney and Ubisoft would have you believe).
Plenty of evidence of lost cultures scattered all across the Sahara: mummies with ginger beards and straight hair, tomb walls depicting people with blue eyes and women with golden hair, footprints of huge cities, roads and harbours that are not supposed to have existed. A thousand years from now, mainstream archeologists digging up the ruins of London will unearth a kebab stand and conclude that the city was built by pajeets. And anyone who questions that will be deemed a pseudo-scientist and a “dangerous idiot”.
This commie narrative about “stolen artefacts” has been stupid and retarded since day 1. The Egyptians caused incalculable damage to the pyramids and other megaliths, chiseling the stone to repurpose for construction, same thing all over the Middle East. All those sacred temples and ruins in the Amazon were swallowed up by vines and rainforest, with the locals giving zero fucks, and the Chinese left hundreds of miles of their Great Wall to rot and crumble (until it started becoming a tourist attraction of course).
White European nations were the first to actually give a shit about preserving anything of value from Africa or the Middle East or studying the ancient past, the other nations who just happen to be unproductively squatting on that land now in the modern day have no claim to it IMO. Fuck them.
Yes, the Websters 1828 dictionary definition of negro specifically notes that it always referred only to subsaharan black africans and not north africans like egyptians, berbers, etc.
Reminds me of the Rozetta stone, which was being used as a piece of wall with nobody caring about it until European explorers noted how extraordinary it was.
They didn't even consider Ethiopians to be blacks.
The same can be said for almost everything, really. Egyptians were using mummy wrappings to wrap their lunches because graverobbing was cheaper than paper! All the wood and cloth "artifacts" of native Americans decay and are lost within a generation if not safekept. It takes a particularly successful and forward-thinking society to want to bother to preserve anything.
Now, notably, those old Egyptians DID want to preserve things, it's only the modern ones that were despoiling it. Some major thing must've changed at some point.
But a "true" restoration of the rightful "original" place of these artifacts would be to steal them away, then burn them all, or compost them, or melt them down or whittle them into wood/iron nails and horseshoes. Because that's what happened to all artifacts outside of European domain: Reduced, reused, and recycled, rather than preserved.
That's why this is a game and just "Looted" does not exist: because just picking shit off the ground that blacks don't value isn't a challenge.
I'm so tired.
The fatigue is setting in
Been like this for 5 years now, its not only settled in, it has accumulated.
Why? This shit is hilarious. It's genuinely impressive how every time I think we've reached peak clown world they do something even dumber.
It really is. It's so surreal I feel like I'm in the late stages of dying and my brain is being flooded with DMT chemicals. Is this still real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Anytime you think we've hit peak clown world, clown world takes it as a challenge.
If I were to go full tin-foil hat on this one, I would say that all the time they spent developing this and marketing this is a big 4D chess move with the end goal of saying "See?! See!? This is undeniable proof that white pepo are racis! And we need to do something about it NOW!"
You give them too much credit. Besides it's already a given that it'll bomb. Like every giga woke game before it.
I love it when the woke go so 'woke' it's classic racism.
It always was.
StormfrontOrSJW?
It's not racism when they're doing exactly what you observed and predicted they'll be doing
So far Left they accuse it of being right-wing propaganda, like Dustborn.
Someone is getting fired for this.
Well done to that Chad that convinced them this was a good idea for a name.
Accidentally based?
"Well it's not actually stealing...and here is a wall of text full of logical fallacies and redefined words that explains why..."
Apparently my bicycle was an african artifact.
I had no idea.
After your first heist, you’ll find out all those vintage lip discs have no value.
This is gold. Just insert all the memes. We wuz, stealing, Wakanda, stonk wahman.
Shockingly, the voice actors didn't sound black. I got some Jamaican, and the antagonist was probably the real deal, but not the others.
My favorite was when you capture the artifacts back apparently you place them on a trophy wall made of mud.
Literally taking it from a secure building and "restoring" it to a mud hut somewhere.
kek
And then a lion attacks and eats you at the end of the game because a mud hut means fuck all against wildlife.
Unlock the special bonus ending where it's simply an elephant stomping over the hut and also destroying the trophy
wallheap.This game has obviously been in production for 4 years minimum and was too far along to scrap in January.
Which Africans? It's a fucking huge landmass and not a monolithic group of people. In fact many neighbouring tribes fucking despise each other and have been in decades long blood feuds that only ever result in death and care for little else, "cultural trinkets" or otherwise as long as the other side is dead, dismembered, and being dined on.
Welcome to the world of hoteps who think all of Africa was one big culture and everything is the same no matter where it was in Africa.
At least they're making something for themselves rather than desecrating another beloved classic. Honestly I wish we saw more of this instead of the locust plague laying waste to everything I enjoyed growing up.
Guys come on it's not just about stealing, it's also about running fast
Wasn't this the set up for Black Panther?
It was the opening scene with Killmonger
I think it was supposed to show he was intelligent, but every guy I've met dressed that was turned out to be an asshole
If I remember, and I haven't seen it since opening weekend, he was dressed like a hipster. So yeah an asshole
The scene showed how smart Klaw was, intentionally shooting one of the hostages in a way that made the group look like sloppy amateurs rather than being all trained professionals in different ways.
Poor Smeagol
So instead of being in a museum for everyone to enjoy they just rot in some stinky mudhut?
Worse, they'll be scrapped and sold as it's raw materials.
Burned for heat.
😡😡😡
we took them from you because you cannot behave
Pirate the game about stealing.
Is it worth wasting a write cycle and read cycles on your computer storage for that though?
Only if you mock the developer about it.
I've seen how Africans treat artifacts. They looted a university in South Africa, dumped all the artifacts in a pile outside, set it on fire, and ooga-booga-danced around the burning pile of history.
P.S. : Go read the comment section. Right now it's 95%+ based : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIEYKNET8MQ
Lmao
Well, at least they're making their own game instead of ruining something else. Now let's see how it sells.
Islam is right about niggers.
B I X N O O D!
Crimers make game about being crimers.
Ah, this routine again. A game trailer that expects me to root for the hip, young, diverse protagonists purely because they're hip, young, and diverse while being the sole aggressors in the depicted conflict. Much like the recent Saints Row game (which bombed) and Beyond Good and Evil pre-sequel (which went into development hell AGAIN). Wokists don't know how to make their heroes look like heroes within a couple minutes. Kind of like how they can't make a meme without writing a novel's worth of word salad into it.
On another note, African futurism is such a retarded term. In the rest of the world, it's just called futurism, or cyberpunk, or plain science fiction. The idea that Sub-Saharan Africas would develop their own distinct-looking technological future is a laugh. All technology they have in the modern world is a remnant of what other nations left over for them, all of which is breaking down as we speak. Everything they develop is a crude imitation with no understanding of how it actually works. Wakanda they ain't...and even Wakanda, which isn't that spectacular of a culture itself, only got to where it is because of magical space metal.
They don't even realize their own lunacy. The whole game stereotypes black ghetto culture in the most vile and racist way but these twits think it's ok because it furthers "The Message" and meanwhile denigrating the field of archaeology outright.
Also - Indiana Jones is a villain now... but then he wuz a white guy anyway so that went without saying...
Hope it fails
I don't.. I can't... where do I even begin?
By taking charmander as your starter.