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MonkeysUncle3 2 points ago +2 / -0

She was always the weird girl from Secretary. The Dark Knight helped her pretend she wasn't. Now she's annoying at all times and moderately disgusting at others. I tried rewatching Donnie Darko the other day and her performance was enough to make me drop it in the first five minutes.

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MonkeysUncle3 5 points ago +5 / -0

Countess of Monte Cristo 1932. Cancel production, the title is taken, no remake needed.

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MonkeysUncle3 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Krang! The Turtles just said they won't save April. 'She was stealing from us and reselling ninja stars for drugs. Keep the bitch,' was what they told me when I showed them a video of her hanging over a vat of boiling mutagen. What do we do now?!"

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MonkeysUncle3 1 point ago +1 / -0

WKRP in Cincinnati "Jennifer's Home for Christmas." Dukes of Hazzard "The Great Santa Clause Chase."

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MonkeysUncle3 8 points ago +8 / -0

Move buffet to the lowest central hold of the ship. Stock as normal. At the first sign of trouble slam the doors on that section and scuttle the ship. Those outside can be sent to lifeboats. Claim to insurance company we hit an iceberg. Profit.

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MonkeysUncle3 21 points ago +21 / -0

If he's fighting for the Aztecs than we can at long last put to bed the belief that Batman doesn't kill people.

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MonkeysUncle3 7 points ago +7 / -0

I mostly agree, but I enjoyed Terminator 3. "Judgement Day is inevitable. Stop being little faggots and make a family! Ignore the fake boobs on the robo slut she is trying to kill you!" Very based message.

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MonkeysUncle3 3 points ago +3 / -0

I had trouble taking him seriously when he started blaming the KJV of the Bible for being a big part of Christian Zionism. Maybe it was too poetic for him and he likes the ESV better, but it is not a "Rah Rah! Hurray for Jews!" translation. If anything it condemns Israelites, Jews, and Gentiles who see the truth of God and reject it. It uplifts those who try to follow and repent their sins, even if they fail.

I can't see any translation holding a different viewpoint unless it was completely butchered from the original text on purpose. Perhaps I misread what he said? Was he saying that many churches that used that translation were hardest hit with ideological attacks, and therefore fell into false doctrine?

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MonkeysUncle3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Odin and Larpagans are fags. Simple as.

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MonkeysUncle3 10 points ago +10 / -0

Upvote for the Heat "GREAT ASS!" scene.

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MonkeysUncle3 1 point ago +1 / -0

Only if you mock the developer about it.

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