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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

''conspiracy theorists'' were correct

True. And normies will cope with "you may have been right this time, but you're still a conspiracy theorist."

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KekistanPM 26 points ago +26 / -0

The original Superman is certainly a model "immigrant"... assimilating to our culture, fighting for truth, justice and the American way, speaking English fluently, using his powers responsibly; and even in Clark Kent form you'd never catch him throwing a piece of trash on the ground, mooching off welfare or shitting all over the US talking about how great Krypton was.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Or maybe an evening at the pub. Sit them next to a dude who has lots of life experience and is willing to hear them out and offer brutally honest but helpful advice.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

The guy just needs to man up, start seeing a therapist, work sixty-hour weeks to buy her everything she wants, take her to all the places she wants to go, never look at another woman, drop all his friends but respect her going out with her girl and guy friends no-questions-asked, give her access to his phone and all his bank accounts, and never ask for sex. It's only fair after all. /s

(unless the guy is a chad, then he can do anything he wants)

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Coincidentally I'm reading through 1 Cor. According to my Archaeology Bible starting from v10: "Women were to cover their heads because in the first century a woman with uncovered hair was signaling that she was single or sexually available, thereby shaming her husband...In Greco-Roman culture, long hair on a man was the hairstyle of a juvenile or barbarian; it signaled an effeminate, weak man, easily conquered."

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope it is true. Looking forward to watching content creators review it.

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

The classical period from 1750 to1820 was part of a musical renaissance that was influenced by and influenced Haydn, Mozart, Beethoven, Chopin, Schubert; and composers who passed away before that period which included Bach and Vivaldi.

If a competent studio did a mini-series on this period and before this period starting as far back as Vivaldi with due diligence in accuracy and respect to those composers, I would be glued to my TV watching the whole thing like I almost was with HBO's Adams series.

Unfortunately, as the Pawn Shop meme goes..."Best we can do is crap about Mozart's sister."

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

Maybe he should start a new campaign to kill his previous campaign.

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

Hopefully one or more of those 6,000 screws up Windows phoning home user information.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nothing would cause a greater uproar among adult redditors, especially the mods, than blocking their access to children.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Afterwards they probably hurried to reddit and wrote a giant text wall about they lectured a racist white woman about how racist she was...that post would be a karma and award goldmine that gets propelled to the front page.

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

I want to see the judges take the gloves off completely and have it recorded for posterity for the ages to come.

"Only a fucking idiot like Justice Jackson would make a boring 'legalis' post."

"Justice Thomas is an old bastard clinging to old interpretations of the constitution. Precedent is for dinosaurs."

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

I remember in one of my science classes one day my teacher said "I noticed some of you turned in assignments where all the data points fit within expected parameters and almost perfectly fit the hypothesis. I watched all of you during the assignment...next time please do not pick-and-choose your equipment readings."

He was right; some of the students misunderstood the assignment and scrambled to rerun the tests, a few others really wanted that A.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

Now he needs to go full Conan the Barbarian on Fauci. Maybe take him to the Tree of Woe.

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KekistanPM 12 points ago +12 / -0

According to them, yes; and right after it pops out it becomes something they want to groom.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

White peepo you on our land go die now

White peepo come back our food wont grow anymore teach us how to grow food

White peepo pls send us more equipment we salvaged all of it and the food still wont grow

This is all white peepos fault for cursing the soil with whiteness nothing will grow. Pls save us white peepo!

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

And Democrats will still get between 46% and 52% of the vote in every important election they pour money into.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Remember the Alamo!" will probably turn from "remember the brave Texan defenders who fought and died to the Mexican army" to "remember how the brave Mexican army defeated the gringos for the glory of Mexico!"

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

If I were to go full tin-foil hat on this one, I would say that all the time they spent developing this and marketing this is a big 4D chess move with the end goal of saying "See?! See!? This is undeniable proof that white pepo are racis! And we need to do something about it NOW!"

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KekistanPM 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Well it's not actually stealing...and here is a wall of text full of logical fallacies and redefined words that explains why..."

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

I sure hope the marketing team learned their lesson this time...every single poster, commercial and social media short must have at least 80% focused on the wicked witch's face. Because she is played by the greatest actress in all the universe and we should feel cathartic that we even exist on the same planet as such incredibly epic talent.

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

razor thin

Result-changing recount inbound probably...

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