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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

drove Chandler to find god

Makes me wonder: Are they finding god to serve Him, or to just hide behind Him?

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KekistanPM 16 points ago +16 / -0

There are so many flavors to revisionism, too: Bold-faced lies, lies in the details, lies by omission, misdirection, sweeping and inaccurate generalizations...and the icing on the cake is that not only did the liars taint history books, they wrote all manner of books not taught in school that try to make things even worse.

I think I read one many years ago that painted the early American settlers as even more brutal and savage and the Indians more peaceful and harmless than in my history books. I also read a homework assignment that made all the Nazis look like demon spawn from hell; and anything positive about them was propaganda they made up.

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KekistanPM 11 points ago +11 / -0

I remember back when they rolled out a program to give shopping carts to the homeless. Yeah real compassionate there...

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

I wasn't even planning to get this game

Yet game studios continue to pander to them.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

My hunch is they'll be strong-armed into putting that cash into the campaign if they haven't been already.

"My PAC has 90 million dollars so you'll listen to me."

"Well I have friends in powerful places and the phone number to someone who knows someone who gets things done, so you'll STFU and do what I say."

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

They have, but a lot of NPC's really believed it. Soon they will be reprogrammed with "Joe has always been completely capable and lucid and he will be up until 11:59pm on Dec 31st; but one second after that he will lose his cognitive capabilities and no longer be fit to serve.

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KekistanPM 2 points ago +2 / -0

I saw a post somewhere citing it was okay for the driver to kick off a BSOD loop if the config file was malformed.

Sounds like a masochistic BOFH: "If you screw up the config file then you'll have to enter recovery mode; because heaven forbid you just alert the user that the service isn't working and let them work while waiting on IT. Also good luck if you stored your Bitlocker keys on another affected machine."

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hold......hold.......hold.....

(galloping cavalry goes through the line)

....hold.......hold.......hold.....

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KekistanPM 4 points ago +4 / -0

That sounds exactly like the meme of the guy making cardboard cutouts of monsters and then curling up on the floor in fear.

When somebody spends a lot of time thinking about putting people on lists to censor them, dox them, harass them, hurt them and murder them; it's no surprise they suspect their enemies do the same thing. At least when they self-censor for whatever reason, the world is still the better for it.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

"The K-Chris sensors aren't flying! We just can't get them to work!....wait a minute, I have a solution!"

(Gets a magic marker and writes "tine" next to all the sensor names so they're named K-Christine)

"Look! They're working now! They're flying! They're flying!"

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Reminds me of a parody commercial where a guy was soliciting advice from a so-called financial guru.

"Do you think I should put my money into the stock market right now?"

"Well if you buy stocks now now then unexpected events can cause your stock to go down over time...but if you don't then you could miss an opportunity to have your personal portfolio increase in value over time. I don't subscribe to the market being either bullish or bearish; it just has ups and downs."

"...oh."

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KekistanPM 14 points ago +14 / -0

Nothing is really free; you're still paying in time which is a finite resource.

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KekistanPM 7 points ago +7 / -0

Even if he had it, he would just say "WeLl ThAt'S nOt CrEdIbLe In My BoOk!"

These people accuse the right of being full of conspiracy theorists while they themselves are just being "analytical" and meeting "healthy skepticism."

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KekistanPM 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly, and there needs to be some serious ass whoopings starting with Kimberly and the rest of the leadership for this. Agents should not only be losing their jobs but facing serious criminal charges. However this is clown world and they have pussy passes, so I'm not holding my breath.

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KekistanPM 3 points ago +3 / -0

Good times create weak men; including men who think they are women.

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KekistanPM 35 points ago +35 / -0

The director cut out some very important footage after the credit roll.

The real ending for the first movie had Maximus return to his wife and son when they said "Your time has not yet come" then they brought him back to life. Then Denzel Washington walked out of the stands and said "I am your emperor now" and the crowd shouted "We support you because we're not racist like Blonadus Trumpicus!" Then Senator Gracchus said "I identify as a woman" and the crowd applauded wildly as they threw their soy latte gourds onto the field. Lucilla was offended by this because she is supposed to be the strong female character.

And that sets up the plot for the sequel.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Any time I think of Lois Lane, I think of Margot Kidder from the original Superman movie saying "Chhiieeeeff!!!! That's my beat!!!!"

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KekistanPM 10 points ago +10 / -0

One facet of decline I notice is related to driving. I've lived in various cities for years, and I've never seen more aggression on the road than I see now. Tailgating, honking at petty things, constant lane changing, the classic "drive slow until someone could pass you, then drive fast," risky turns that narrowly avoid collisions, even cars pulling forward right when a light turns green as if to hint that the driver in front of them has poor reflexes.

At least every other day there is a story in the news about a major car accident. And yes there are a lot of bad drivers and also poorly designed intersections in this city (don't get me started on the surprise lane merges), but if people were generally patient and friendly, many of those things would not happen.

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KekistanPM 1 point ago +1 / -0

Many of those NPC's are absolutely insufferable. Brexit had its pros and cons but I swear when one of them sneezes they race to social media and complain that Brexit made them sneeze.

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KekistanPM 5 points ago +5 / -0

Challenges Them to Run Against Him at Convention

Having several people compete for the same job by touting their merits to intelligent voters who contribute to society and would settle the outcome instead of an enshrouded elite few? What a sight that would be.

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