What the FUCK is this HAHAHAHAHA
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Fat nigger with magic spring-legs, bitch dyke who will be educated about her inherent racisms, fat effeminate man who will be inoffensive, safe, and nurturing to the other FOUR women, and latina/Indian looking dyke who will maybe be flirty with Lara. Maybe she's actually a tranny, too. The nose is giving me those vibes.
A tranny with a knife fetish, too. I give the developers their deserved credit for giving a tranny their fully realized representation: complete psycho.
Only one? Both of them look creepily masculine. And I would bet they stole the surgically removed excess breast material from Lara Croft's boob reduction surgery.
This guy is in rise of the revenge of the shadow of the tomb raider and he basically follows Lara around and does whatever she says. He's her pet POC.
It’s an RPG tabletop. The characters are just representations. A person can be whoever.
Then why aren't they?
…why aren’t they what?
“Whoever”?
Instead they’re all fat ugly disabled POCs
That’s isn’t an accident
I mean when you play the game you can be whoever you want. You don’t have to play as the characters on the box
Sure, of course, but that doesn’t change the facts that:
they are on the box
presumably they are “default” choices
Both are dogshit
A tabletop RPG doesn’t have default choices. You make up whatever character you want to play from scratch
There’s just something patronizing about token amputee.
I don't know if it's more or less insulting that her amputations are clearly the result of untreated diabetes.
She got that sugarfoot! Dass racisss!
An adventurer-archaeologist who'd lost a finger or two to frostbite would be one thing, but once you're losing both legs below the knee you should be retired or dead. Those runner's prosthetics are going to make her slip and fall to her death.
It's like an Uncanny Valley deal: A whole adventurer? Clearly fine. Missing a finger from frostbite and a tooth or two from a punch? Ehh, still fine. Missing an eye from a dart trap? Well, only if it's a cool eyepatch, or sewn shut, very metal, but you're on the limit.
Hook hand and peg leg? What are you, Captain Hook?! TWO peg legs? Okay, you're just fucking with me now, that's not an adventurer, it's a tragedy.
Artificial legs, arms, teeth, eyes, organs, skin, and silicon brain? Hell, sure, we can have an archeology android. That's not weird. But make ONE part of them human and you're out.
The fact that you can play as a double amputee in Forza Horizon 5 made me roll my eyes so hard I misclicked Uninstall instead of play now.
Oh I don't know...Charles Dance had quite a few awesome glass eyes in "Last Action Hero"
Better hope those big massive hooks don't get caught on anything that could easily trip her. And Lord help her if they break down while she's in the middle of the wilderness, which they most definitely will when she's traveling extensively through wet and muddy ground, jagged rocks, water, snow, and all other sorts of terrain they were not built for.
There was a recent movie called "Stockholm Bloodbath". About real historical events, that happened in the 1520s...
But it's Current EraTM, so they made one of the German assassins an Asian-New Zealander. And then they made one of the main female leads (girlboss movie, despite neither of these women actually existing) to be both selectively mute and a lesbian... Just so they could shove sign language in there.
It was... Bizarre. An utterly bizarre schlockfest. Yet the usual suspects loved it, lol.
Only the second time I've seen walkouts at a premiere I was at, though. The Swedes fucking hated it, even though it was a Swedish production. So that's at least something.
But man was it ever bad.
Wtf is the one on the left? How does those metal spring thingy even hold her weight? Why even make her disabled AND OBESE???
How funny would it be to have a cast of all straight white men plus exactly one token character who is forced to absorb all of the diversity. Black obese disabled blind deaf trans Muslim neurodivergent lesbian with those white skin patches and no hair. Two spirit. And furry. Just that utter blackhole of diversity plus three Backstreet Boys
That'd be an interesting game. For kicks they could Hellen Keller that character and she groans random sounds throughout the entire game.
"Could this be.... The lost tomb of Emperor N'Gavati?!"
"Aarrruugunalfruuuunnaaawwdi"
"Good catch, Aisha"
Random trivia, in the novel Welcome the the NHK the two main characters spend a lot of their time making a game with that exact type of MC. Though its trying to create the most perfect moe waifu instead of diversity it still ends up like a crippled blind haunted gaunt brain-damage reincarnated childhood friend cancer-patient maid in a wheelchair.
The manga has an illustration of it and even they realize how ridiculous it is once they look at their abomination.
Mr. Burns: "So what you're saying is that I'm perfectly diverse?"
Doctor: "Oh no no, in fact even the slightest criticism could-"
Mr. Burns: "Perfectly diverse~"
She lost her toes, then feet, then lower legs to diabetes, duh.
AND pink hair. That thing is a self-insert by the writers.
They make carbon fiber "racing legs" that look more or less like that. The evidence is that they're actually more efficient at sprinting than normal calves and feet. I feel like the upper 3/4s of those pictures are different in some way, but I can't put my finger on it.
Probably not good for spelunking though
OMG I didn't even see the feet.
She couldn't see her feet before, either. Even when she still had legs.
esg corpo art
definitely soulless enough
The middle two look like a series villainess and a sometimes-partner that I'm pretty sure isn't someone new. No idea on the right, and on the lef
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???
It’s a ham beast with built in spits!
Look at hambeast’s bow. It seems so misshapen and discolored compared to the details of the rest of the picture, even down to her hand not even holding it correctly (space between hand and no visible thumb.) I think this was AI generated and touched up by a human.
I miss the days when the two main characters were a buff 80s action hero white dude and a buff 80s action hero black dude, and the story was "It's time for revenge." "Let's attack aggressively."
Then you press start and proceed shooting aliens.
A simpler time. A better time. When white and black could bond over a shared love of blowing shit up.
Bascially:
Are you a bad enough dude?
Funny you should ask. I have an original Bad Dudes arcade cabinet. I save President Ronnie semi-regularly.
Nice...
Even better without the black dude
I occasionally watch game streamers in their early 20s who dip into "retro" games, and it always amuses me when they play (eg.) a PS2 game featuring an attractive, skantily-clad woman; and they inevitably react positively like "oh, whoa, that's not something you see in games anymore".
Poor guys don't even know what they missed, but I never got to play with lawn darts; so I suppose we're all living in the ashes of a lost civilization.
I guess they are really going after the "I'z gots muh toes am-poo-tatered cuz the 'beetus" market
Hmmmm. Also, its knee is a crime against drawn humans.
Ya know the ''fat black disabled lesbian'' was supposed to be a joke.
P.S. : Obligatory Re Fridge Raiders joke.
I bet the black bitch uses "Feets, don't fail me now." as a catchphrase.
muh hekkin overweight brownoid mutts, i feel represented!
I recognize Jonah from the reboot, but who are the other three supposed to be?
This explains why his design is such garbage
I found it amazing actually.
Across the three reboot games he goes from being a New Zealand Maori to being black with a fro, to being the gay love child of the Rock and Zangief.
If they’d made more, he would’ve probably became a feisty Mexican woman 🎺🇲🇽
Diversely inclusive exemplars of inclusive diversity?
That creature on the right is definitely a trannie
Leftists harbor the most internal guilt of any modern human. This is ridiculous apology pandering.
Wow, so iconic...
Who the fuck wants to play a Tomb Raider Table Top RPG? DOA for sure.
Sam still rotting away being driven mad by the spirits of her elder ancestors I guess.
The Wokie Pokies are in town