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HallucinatoryBeing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Men at least have some self-awareness of where they stand on the attractiveness scale, and don't rate 80% of women as below average.

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HallucinatoryBeing 6 points ago +6 / -0

If you ever want to put a number on how delusional female standards can get, some guy made a calculator using US Census data.

https://igotstandardsbro.com/

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HallucinatoryBeing 26 points ago +26 / -0

There was a slight pivot to Men's Health Month. You know it's not organic because there wasn't a cunt caterwauling about how it's women most affected.

If I were conspiracy-minded, between the decrease in faggotry and (slight) increase in men's health, you'd think the Powers That Be need more men to have a stake in this rotting carcass of a society. Like there's a war about to break out and they need golems to fight it.

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HallucinatoryBeing 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's called purple drank, you no-seasoning eatin' cracka.

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HallucinatoryBeing 11 points ago +11 / -0

Apparently the chomo only did 7 out of the 12 years he was sentenced, if the replies under the tweet are to be believed.

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HallucinatoryBeing 3 points ago +3 / -0

Capcom's been using the RE Engine for every game since Resident Evil 7. While it does realistic face-scanned characters well enough, it's when the artists try to stylize them that it goes off the rails.

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

All that blubber would insulate Boogie from a shock even if the axe was all-metal

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HallucinatoryBeing 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either that or they want to recreate the feeling they got when they received their first console for christmas

I haven't had that feeling since the GameCube. Buying a new console today is like buying a new phone: downloading updates and lots of waiting.

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

I've long been disabused of "fiduciary duty", oaths, swears, and other pinky promises people make mouth-noises reciting, but for Asmon's sake, I hope you're right.

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HallucinatoryBeing 16 points ago +16 / -0

It's not a recent phenomenon. Women's ability to get over past relationships quickly is an evolutionary adaptation from millennia of conquest and war.

After all, the women who survived and passed on their DNA were the ones who welcomed the burly new men with open legs arms, not the ones feebly girlbossing and pointing spears at them.

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HallucinatoryBeing 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's assuming Asmongold invested his money well or has a modicum of financial literacy. I wouldn't be surprised if he'll eventually blow his fortune on medical bills (him "washing" out the taste of water with soda should tell you everything), or, judging by his milquetoast takes on everything imaginable, some boondoggle/rug-pull his real-life associates guilt-trip him into "investing" in.

Asmon is no different from a lotto winner; he'll revert to the mean in due time, i.e. poor.

Maybe I'm wrong and Asmon will continue rolling in the dough with mediocre reaction vids. But so far, the only one that succeeded in every sense of the word is Pewds.

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HallucinatoryBeing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Boogie COULD have had a good end. He had so many off-ramps and friends encouraging him to better himself. He could have gotten his weight under control, find new hobbies, and quietly matured alongside his audience as he dedicated himself to a new passion.

He threw it all away because he's a impulsive fat fuck with zero self-control. Now he's doomed to be a maladjusted lolcow for terminally-online autists.

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HallucinatoryBeing 1 point ago +1 / -0

Except hormonal birth control, which has absolutely no side effects except making menstrual cramps go away.

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HallucinatoryBeing 3 points ago +3 / -0

And the New York mayor candidate proposing a 'we'll not go as far and fail' version will just turn New York city into east coast LA.

You mean it isn't?

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HallucinatoryBeing 13 points ago +13 / -0

Hopefully the Anthonys get audited by the IRS for more hilarity. There's no way they saved any of their gibs for their 2025 tax bill. That would require some uncharacteristic foresight for their race.

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HallucinatoryBeing 11 points ago +11 / -0

Are you grateful towards your furniture? Your tools? Your cattle?

No. They either work or they don't. If they don't, they're worthless garbage to be disposed of.

Know your place, goyim.

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HallucinatoryBeing 7 points ago +7 / -0

I remember the comic book collecting dust at the store.

They weren't made to be sold; they were made to be bundled into an abusive package "deal". Comic book shops have to buy literal garbage like Ironheart just to stock comics people actually care about.

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HallucinatoryBeing 18 points ago +18 / -0

Nevermind knives, teenagers used to bring their guns to school. They'd keep them in the back of their trucks to go hunting or attend shooting club(!) after school.

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HallucinatoryBeing 8 points ago +10 / -2

Where does that idea even come from?

Probably from all the scapegoats and chicken sacrifice. Jews are obsessed over decapitation strikes and smothering Baby Hitlers in the crib, like they're killing the origin of sin.

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HallucinatoryBeing 7 points ago +7 / -0

Ask JP Morgan Chase to print more oil futures contracts. Paper oil is Just As Good™ as physical oil.

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HallucinatoryBeing 5 points ago +5 / -0

Finally, the optional essay was eliminated completely.

Did they ever figure out how to grade the essay portion? I know the SAT tacked it on because women are bad at math and logic, but last I heard it never contributed to the score since it was completely subjective.

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