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TheStupidPrizeWinner 11 points ago +11 / -0

A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....

...they had the same idpol and hot button issues (with similar coloration) as we do! Amazing, stunning, brave, and relatable! Right, my fellow Star Wars fans?

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 2 points ago +2 / -0

He has the power of crude but charming drawings and memes on his side?

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 20 points ago +20 / -0

That poor cat. I doubt it wanted to be queer and vegan, but here we are.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 24 points ago +24 / -0

Watching another human willingly debase, degrade and embarass themselves has always been a form of entertainment.

Think game shows or dares on the more mild end and gladitorial games or the fabled "Tiajuana donkey show" on the other, though in this case, Johnny is more like a donkey that fucks himself.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 50 points ago +50 / -0

No, they eat and drink, Sam. The Shadow that bred them can only mock, it cannot make: not real new things of its own. I don't think it gave life to the orcs, it only ruined them and twisted them; and if they are to live at all, they have to live like other living creatures.

J.R.R. Tolkien, The Return of The King

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Putting on 200 extra pounds by himself is quite the feat. Maybe someone should secretly feed him at night to help the process along?

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 32 points ago +33 / -1

While it has posed differing and often real problems in different parts of North America and Europe, a common repercussion has been the rise of far-right movements, which feed popular — and often misguided — fears of invading alien tribes stealing jobs and benefits, spreading terrorism and crime and diluting national cultures and identities.

Fucking excuse me? Misguided? Sir, you are an American. From America! You do not currently live in Germany. In fact, the internet tells me you live in Washington D.C. I think the last person the Germans should take advice from is a French-born American journalist.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 49 points ago +50 / -1

Sex work is empowering! You go xirl!

Unless your ideological opponents bring it up, then they are assholes! Sue, sue the non believer!

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 16 points ago +16 / -0

Ah yes, Cracked.com. "America's Only Humor Site", filled with listicles and opinion pieces. Written by a man who has borrowed both a picture and Twitter bio of Barack Obama to represent himself on said site.

Peak comedy.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 1 point ago +1 / -0

What would it take to mitigate that inherent corruption? Or should the whole system be disassembled to try again?

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 7 points ago +7 / -0

Like any trust based system, if no one bothers to verify then hold those who do wrong accountable, the system eventually becomes corrupted.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 19 points ago +19 / -0

Before reading article: I predict rape, more rape with a side of rape and a possible chaser of murder and cannibalism?

After reading article: Hmm, the line "She was recovered," does little to go against my prediction, and I would actually argue that it lends credence to it.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 31 points ago +31 / -0

Rules for thee, but not drug fueled orgies for me!

Granted, they did not take down Fauchi for all of his coof bullshit, so this asshole will skate as well.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 12 points ago +12 / -0

Chicks? Check. Lame? Check. Gay? ...probably?

Are we sure this is not a Disney shell company production?

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 3 points ago +3 / -0

Typical diversity hire. Cannot even get simple self preservation right.

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TheStupidPrizeWinner 13 points ago +13 / -0

"Am I Ugly?"

Well, he is certainly not attractive, though it may be more than just skin deep.

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