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LauriThorne 6 points ago +6 / -0

I am a construction PM, and I ship stuff all over the Midwest. Every single time a truck calls me to set an appointment I cannot understand their accent, and they barely understand the words coming out of my mouth. I have had so many deliveries show up super early or super late and lose money waiting for it.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

When they busted out his signature on some chick's year book you knew they didnt have anything worthwhile.

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LauriThorne 6 points ago +6 / -0

The fact that its mentioned in The Terminal List, which the author says was reviewed by special operations command, makes it suspect. No way the military would recommend a service they cant actually get into.

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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

They've had non looping courses for awhile, but only a couple and they were centered around the theme. There's one that is a ski run that doesn't loop for instance. Now its between pretty much every race now, which is dumb as shit.

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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is why the self defense defense is increasingly difficult to use in court. 90% of claims are this type of bullshit. These retards think that they can just throw out self defense and if they lie about what happened they'll get away with it.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nah, they should just monitor your online traffic and send police to your house over tweets.

That's soooooooo much better.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

A few Christians do it to try to be more like Jesus. My opinion is that they're missing the point, but keeping kosher isnt hurting anyone so who cares.

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LauriThorne 9 points ago +9 / -0

Muslims are the epitome of what Jesus warns against doing, praying as a performance.

This is performative, they pray 5 times a day in public because it makes them look like good muslims. Not because they actually care.

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LauriThorne 6 points ago +6 / -0

If its any kind of smut involving normal human beings he has the high ground over mythical beast fetishists.

He's not at the top of the hill, but he's standing higher up it than these degenerates.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't quit your day job, your satire article naming skills need work.

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh yeah, because just grabbing someone off the street in plain clothes doesn't draw any scrutiny.

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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Not really, most people dont look at cops in uniform twice.

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LauriThorne 3 points ago +3 / -0

People can also just go out and buy a police uniform, a pretty convincing badge that would stand up to passing scrutiny, and all the gear they need to look like a cop and kidnap someone. You can get the real thing for around $100 and convincing lookalikes for $25.

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LauriThorne 19 points ago +20 / -1

Did these Twit(ter)s really take military aircraft flying eastward and just assume they're going to Israel with no more research than that?

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LauriThorne 5 points ago +5 / -0

Pretty sure he forgot to get his wife a mother's day present and he's compensating.

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LauriThorne 9 points ago +9 / -0

I wasn't groomed into this

more gatekeeping would have stopped this

Pick one.

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LauriThorne 3 points ago +3 / -0

So, you've got an extra 10 bucks converting from USD to AUD, plus all your government's bullshit taxes and fees.

Kinda sounds like its an Australian government skill issue.

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LauriThorne 10 points ago +10 / -0

BlueAnon at their most sane is 10 time crazier than QAnon at their most schizo.

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LauriThorne 6 points ago +6 / -0

This game is a work of NON-FICTION. Any similarity to actual agencies, policies or ethnic groups of the PRC in this game is INTENTIONAL.

From the game's website.

Looks like a gacha game where you destroy Chyna

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +2 / -1

You can understand how an attack at an embassy, any embassy, is more memorable than a random shooting in Florida though.

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