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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

I used to work with a 30 year old woman who was like 5 inches away from being legally a midget. She was shocked to find out that her wife was a pedophile.

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LauriThorne 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just looked at some images of the game, why does it look like it came out for the PS2?

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Accelerationists have a very poor grasp of just how long the original colonists put up with British rule and just how much tyranny they accepted before they finally rebelled; even then it was a small percentage who actually fought.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Go listen to music that wasn't a big hit or simply a flash in the pan.

It's just as garbage as the stuff now, just without the digital music making

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LauriThorne 3 points ago +3 / -0

That's what American malls used to be like, until both the digital age of buying shit off of Amazon and the fact that the Targets and Walmarts of the world became miniature malls with fookin groceries to boot. Why go seven different stores when I can get every name brand thing at Target and the Dick's Sporting Goods it's attached to?

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

gas cars aren't selling and are sitting in a warehouse

It's not because GaS CaRS aRe DeAd (if it's even true) it's because run of the mill Hyundai dealers think they're fuckin Tesla and that I'll buy an Elantra by ordering it from the warehouse without a test drive and they'll take my trade in that day and get my new car by next month, because fuck me I guess.

Bitch, your car isn't special. Get it on the lot.

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LauriThorne 12 points ago +12 / -0

Depends on the location. In a church the bathrooms will both be clean, but the women's is generally much nicer to start with so it seems cleaner. The women's restroom at my old church had a couch and rocking chair in a little foyer before the bathroom proper for when your kid was crying during service. Of course it seems cleaner than the equally clean mens room that didn't have a little foyer with a couch.

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LauriThorne 18 points ago +18 / -0

What'd he tweet that they got mad about?

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LauriThorne 1 point ago +1 / -0

The only thing I could find was ScreenRant demanding Sileng Hill 2 Remake have a trigger warning because "PEOPLE WILL DIE" but not because of the lack of minorities.

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LauriThorne 31 points ago +31 / -0

Lefties always project, and they always lie. It's in their very nature.

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LauriThorne 8 points ago +9 / -1

"The system" isn't doing shit. Blackrock and leftists are the ones doing it.

Don't get distracted railing against a mindless, faceless system when your enemies are right in front of your face.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +6 / -2

The DeSantis camp has borrowed heavily from the lefties' vernacular when it comes to Trump. Right wing TDS is the exact same as lefty TDS

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LauriThorne 0 points ago +1 / -1

Google Maps was going to send me on highways for about 200 miles because it would be "more eco friendly" and then waze sent me on the interstate and knocked off 2 hours on my travel time. Apparently two more hours of driving is somehow more efficient

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LauriThorne 0 points ago +1 / -1

I'm sitting here in a meeting waiting for someone to show up and watched it silently with captions.

It's a great example of how diversity ruins even good advice.

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LauriThorne 12 points ago +12 / -0

These bitches aren't just gay either, they actively mock a sizeable portion of the LA Dodgers' fan base.

I'm sure all those Latino players and fans will greatly appreciate the fags mocking their religion.

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LauriThorne 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah the Ukrainians sent a 250 million dollar yacht with underwater demolitions experts instead of a completely nondescript fishing boat.

Definitely what happened.

This is ridiculous on its face, and just confirms that it's a clowns world and we're just living in it in the extremely unlikely event that this is true.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Exactly. There are good examples of characters that are overpowered but written well. There's this character in Galaxy's Edge named Tyhrus Rechs (pronounced like the dinosaur) who is really really good at killing people because his genetics were fucked with to make him stop aging, become immune to almost all diseases and is equipped with armor that is basically from another dimension. He's literally 5000 years old and has been fighting the entire time, but he struggles with being that old and generally barely survives overwhelming odds. He actually has to try to win and is constantly getting banged up, gets shot, shit like that. It's not a cake walk for him.

Rey just effortlessly does everything and has zero personality behind it. It's not that hard to make a good character they just didn't.

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LauriThorne 8 points ago +8 / -0

It's all so tiresome. Star Wars EU expanded the universe and Disney still uses it, just in a way that they don't have to pay royalties.

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LauriThorne 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was told that you're "not a real fan" if you don't read tye extra stuff

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LauriThorne 8 points ago +8 / -0

I have seen it argued that 7 is a really good movie with zero ploy holes if you read two novels and a comic book before watching it to get the context. Apparently having content that doesn't need outside explanation is a thing of the past.

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LauriThorne 4 points ago +4 / -0

Except "banning" recreational vaping created the black market. It's not like weed in the US where everyone was already so used to going to a dealer that they just kept going to them once it was legalized.

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