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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wait, the coof barriers? Because those need to go yesterday.

Or is said nutter talking about banning another kind of barrier. Bulletproof plexi/polymer or something?

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celticwhisper 9 points ago +10 / -1

A simpler time. A better time. When white and black could bond over a shared love of blowing shit up.

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celticwhisper 3 points ago +3 / -0

Suppose we just leveled Somalia with nukes and left it a glowing crater for the next 10,000 years. Wonder what this guy would say then.

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celticwhisper 28 points ago +28 / -0

Indie games, private servers, encrypted chat.

Your move, fedbois.

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celticwhisper 6 points ago +6 / -0

With character/costume designs by Yoko Taro, plz.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

because you can't lure back in your old fans but also require them to play the already pozzed originals you released to get caught up.

Here's the hilarious part: they can, and the answer is staring them right in the face. The same shit they pulled with Tifa's cowgirl outfit? Do it in reverse. Use your ability to push updates to remove social justice and add lewdness back in.

Just takes a patch, Square. But are you willing to do what must be done?

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celticwhisper 6 points ago +6 / -0

Easy counterpoint: 2B. She's smoking hot but the whole point of her character is that she harbors a horrible secret and a forbidden love, and ultimately has to choose between her mission and her heart over and over and over again. Characters can be/do both. Tifa in OG Ff7 was no different (though her 3DCG titties were much more primitive), so what makes this social justard waste of life think that Tifa in Remake FF7 is any different?

EDIT: Also happy almost 7th birthday, NieR: Automata! Still love how you came out of nowhere and curb-stomped Mass Effect Andromeda and Horizon Zero Dawn.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

(Dare)Devil's advocate: we know money talks. I'm not saying that one show will make the difference, but would it be worth it to compile a list of the most un-/anti-woke shows on Netflix, subscribe to watch just those (to pump up the viewership numbers) and then cancel?

Just throwing the idea out there as food for thought.

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celticwhisper 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's called a Y chromosome, Duane, you smooth-brained, knuckle-dragging mistake of natural selection. Jesus fucking christ.

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celticwhisper 4 points ago +4 / -0

We don't care. Bring back the sexy outfits anyway and ignore the leftoid shrieking.

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celticwhisper 4 points ago +4 / -0

"Commit." For fuck's sake, the word they're looking for is "commit," as in "commit crimes."

"Do crimes" is like nails on a fucking chalkboard.

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celticwhisper 18 points ago +18 / -0

It's true. The Mises Caucus won every seat in their internal election last summer in an event that's come to be known as the Reno Reset.

There was a lot of screeching from the usual suspects, too, when they rewrote their party platform to be a minimalist "Self ownership, non-aggression, property rights" three-pillar platform (with a soft 4th pillar of Austrian economics) and that happened to include getting rid of social justice talking points that had been injected by the Cato libertarians who Dave Smith calls the "loser brigade."

It was glorious.

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celticwhisper 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's the futa cum. It's proven to increase cognitive capacity and inclination toward patience and logic.

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celticwhisper 7 points ago +9 / -2

It should go something like this:

As an adult, you're free to fuck whoever you want, however you want, whenever you want, as long as you have their permission and it's in the privacy of your own home. In public, please at least attempt to conduct yourself like a civilized human being and not some kind of touched histrionic savage. Here's how to not get the clap. Oh, and kids can't consent so don't even fucking think about it.

Speaking of kids, that's what you all are right now. So as a kid, focus on your studies, get to bed on time and eat your damn vegetables. Class dismissed.

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celticwhisper 12 points ago +12 / -0

Maybe it's like that "multiple system of headmates" shit we saw on Tumblr 10 years ago.

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celticwhisper 8 points ago +8 / -0

I've noticed that too, or something similar. Usually men are more likely to ((comically)badly) impersonate women. Bruce Jenner, William Thomas, Jonathan Yaniv, Richard Levine, whatever the "It's ma'am!" guy's name is.

All the theys and thems and xe-xi-xo-xums I've run into have been chromosomally XX. Abigail Shrier touches on this in "Irreversible Damage" when talking about adolescent girls wanting to be "something in the middle." I could speculate as to why but whatever the reason, it's less common to see women impersonating the opposite gender than it is to see them trying to pretend that there's some kind of "both and neither" option C. Yes, there's Ellen Page, but she seems to be an outlier.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

"What would a note have said? 'Wookiee dead, details later'?"

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

The wisdom of 4chan endures.

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celticwhisper 2 points ago +2 / -0

At this rate she's going to be Peter Principle'd to CEO of Disney within 5 years.

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celticwhisper 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else hear this set to the backdrop of White Town's "Your Woman" in your head?

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