I found this on Reddit, any thoughts from the Warhammer heads(?)?
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This is years old and it heralded the present downturn.
As it turns out when you go out of your way to flip off your paying customers it isn't good for business.
But perverts always demand approval.
No, this was just published in White Dwarf with the chapter being named The Gate Crashers. The Warhammer For Everyone Except Our Customers is old, this army and GW's endorsement is new
Wait, is this an official GW picture?
Holy shit, they can burn in hell.
The cringe is off the fucking charts, captain!
.jpg posting makes such things ambiguous.
The specific picture sure. But the line is from right before they sued Arch a few years ago.
Slaaneshi cultists must be purged before the rot sets in too deeply. I fear Exterminatus may be the only answer remaining at this point though.
being for everyone means it's for no one because there's nothing unique or exciting about it.
Similarly, infinite genders mean gender is absolutely meaningless, and a retarded stand-in - not to mention facsimile - for personality.
It's always cracked me up how they demand 'respect my pronouns' and other nonsense, while devaluing the whole concept of sex or gender. If you're saying everyone can have their own "gender identity," your pronouns are all "you."
It's all nonsense. "Gender affirming" surgery implies that getting a dick makes you the male gender. And removing it makes you the female gender. So then they acknowledge that gender = specific genitals. And they also acknowledge that gender = sex. It's wrong to assume someone's gender. Apparently we shouldn't have any way of knowing, yet they do shit like body mutilating, hormones therapy, chest binders to trick people into thinking they are something other than what they are, ie they WANT people to assume their gender based on their appearance.
Its because it all extends out from the gays and their community, wherein a person is defined by their "top or bottom" status to a point where its basically used as a standin for being the man or women in the relationship. Even their subgenres of gays are defined along lines of how manly/womanly it makes you (with bears and twinks being the hard masculine or feminine appearances).
At least there, because its all dicks, they were forced to attach the status to other non-primary sources of sexual demonstration. But in the absence of that, you can just narrow it down.
trans and non binary are ideologies that shouldn't mix, cause they are complete opposites, but here we are...
Warmachine Mk 3 went down in flames for less.
If you're still spending money on GW after this and AoS and NuMarines... you probably aren't on this site.
I will continue to play like I have a pair long after all these companies are bankrupt.
Pretty sure you can buy a decent 3d primter for less than the cost of a WH army now. Yar har, fiddle dee dee...
The upside to that is that Warmachine/Hordes models are so cheap it's crazy, I've picked up entire armies worth of units for pennies. Privateer Press themselves were selling their entire legacy warhouse stock for 75-95% a couple months ago.
If the same happens to GW, so be it, there's a few things I'd still like to grab that would just be too much hassle to 3d print.
The first step to killing a franchise is that it must be dead to you.
Check my house, you'll find not one piece of 40k merch. Not even that 40k munchkin game or the FFG sourcebooks. Not even the Cain books.
Eh I disagree, again using Warmachine as an example, that franchise is pretty much dead.
Now whether I pick up older models for pennies from secondhand sellers will not change that an iota. They're not seeing any of that money and it's only going to be used with games with my mates. If Warhammer goes the same way, I'm not going to unilaterally throw all my 40k stuff away, there's 40+ years of rulesets and lore there you can interact with and not give GW a dime.
That's not what I'm suggesting. I'm suggesting you throw it all away NOW.
Why though? The stuff I have was worked on by people who don't even work at the company and throwing it away won't affect GW's bottom line. They're already crashing it down of their own violation. I can appreciate and use stuff in respective of where it is now.
I might not be happy with the direction of the Aliens or Star Wars franchise but I'm not going home and throwing away my copy of Empire Strikes Back or Aliens.
I'm quaker, so my natural impulse is the rejection of materialism. Asceticism is virtuous in-of itself, even without contributing motivations.
Is the quote itself old? Or am I confusing it with Vampire: The Masquerade, which I think did a very similar thing?
Regardless, what I think is it's literally lame and gay.
Warhammer is for everyone...who likes and wants to play Warhammer. You're an outsider who wants to change things? Fuck off. You try to inject modern politics into it? Fuck off. You act like an entitled jerk? Fuck off. Want to play Warhammer? Do it.
Oh no, I think you meant Globohomo Corporate Messaging Product #34 which used the exact phraseology, because love is love and we're all in this together, so let's build back better.
In this house, we believe that's all fucking nonsense.
No, wrong. To borrow a quote:
And I am quite sure GW is missing plenty after the femstodes debacle.
I'm pretty sure the one thing that unites the community is how universally hated GW is. Thats why the fans went en masse to 3D printers; the desire to raise a middle finger at Games Workshop is, unironically, a global phenomenon. The fact that they pretend to represent the fans at all is just a sign of how out of touch they are.
Fan makes awesome YouTube video featuring Warhammer 40k universe, which will surely bring in more interest and fans.
GW: No.
The pendulum has just swung back, their former staff have since revealed they almost completely went out of business the last time they became out of touch in the aughts. It was something like they had weeks of capitol left before they shut the doors. They turned it around in late 10s but they've gone right back to it and with 3d printers and a huge explosion in paints they're in trouble.
I submit that these days although the universe is more popular than ever, the overall trend for Warhammer fanbase has been one of decline, despite the best efforts of the GW corporation.
The push for gay communism is just so antithetical to the setting and the lore. More than most properties, the ethos of 40k is extremely right wing. How do they insert the leftist agenda into this universe without drastically altering it?
I imagine the goal is to drastically alter it. I think that's the feature and not a bug. Destruction causes martyrs and hardline resistance, slowly infecting and changing the DNA of something is the goal.
I notice they are doing it to most major league sport leagues.
I think what makes 40k somewhat unique in this sort of context is just how far they will have to subvert it in order to make it serve the leftist agenda. Like you can subtly change a lot of properties to make them more leftist without breaking them entirely, but 40k will have to be bent so far that it will almost assuredly snap.
That's a pretty sick chaos space marine army. I see aspiring champion It'Sma'am, squad leader zipper tits and her team of seethers and heavy weapon dilators.
I don’t understand the big deal, you’re right They’re just Chaos Marines pledged to Slaanesh. Of course they’d be sexual deviants. Pretty based that GW would be that open about how transgenderism is demonic in nature.
They're for the equitable distribution of festering axe wounds for all.
3D printer go brrrrr
also Praise be to Space King!
The ATF would like to know your location.
Faggots always wanna plaster their faggotness in every game for all to see. Thats all it is..
Keep in mind. Faggots and gays are different. Dont mind gays. But the fruity ones that gotta let everyone know they gay are horrible.
This is how we landed in current Clown World.
Yep, slippery slope and all. The world was a better place when we locked up faggots and treated them with electroshock therapy
I miss the days when companies stuck their heads out of this shit. I miss the days when the default was "you can make your own community, you don't need to welcome everyone, and not everyone needs to welcome you" and people were fine with that.
I miss the days where each deplorable little circle could have their own corners and be left alone. Now it's all forcibly homogenised and pushed towards putting certain groups and demographics above others. Towards centralised and sterilised arenas. It's fucking tiring that this whole thing was started by people who supposedly "wanted their own space", but as has now become widely known that they never wanted their own space, they wanted everyone's spaces.
Fuck tourists.
Inclusion is a lie. It’s all about gaining total control over your stuff, changing it to suit their preferences, and then kicking you out of the car if you complain about the destruction of the thing you loved. It’s a big power game complete with nonstop demoralizing flexes.
To bring it around to gaming, it's why I hated and still hate the shift to public servers as the default. I remember when privately owned was the default, and everyone had their own little corner. Skinheads had their shithole, leftists their own, furries their own, etc. Then it all shifted and tried to put all those groups and many more all together. There was a golden age of online gaming, rife with guilds and clans and clubs. And while there were plenty that didn't get along, you could always find a place where you would get along with others.
Those days are dead. And fuck if it isn't missed. All because stupid fucking tourists/entryists weren't happy having to find/make their own little corner. If there has been one thing that I've learned over the years, it's the explicit importance of gatekeeping, and that anyone who bitches about it is either criminally ignorant or deservedly to be put on the other side of the gate.
No, I'll rightfully blame the fucking entryists that shifted market demands.
3D printers go brrrrrrrrrrr, Games Workshop minis are overpriced anyway.
Yea, resin 3D printers have gotten really affordable and high-resolution in recent years and you can print much more than just Warhammer minis.
For anyone who actually wants to get into the hobby and not those who want to pervert it
yeah. nerds join a hobby to become part of the group to be like the others. these fags join a hobby to make the hobby revolve around them. to make the group be like them.
It’s just feminine behavior. Boys play with Batman toys in order to be like Batman. Girls make Batman go shopping.
I'm paraphrasing from somewhere else, but Warhammer already was for anyone. After this declaration, it was objectivley not for anyone.
Tabletop games can have whatever homebrew rules you and your group want.
Warhammer: Dawn Of Tumblr
If companies want to tell me to fuck off, I'm not going to argue with them.
WaRhAmMeR iS FoR eVeRyOnE eXcEpT the PeOpLe We DoNt LiKe.
Definitely done with GW after all this. I have a fair amount of old hammer and old editions to play, plus there isnt a shortage of ttgs out there to play instead (Erehwon)
This is just the next line in companies catering to turbofaggots. This shit is straight retarded. You know its bad when even the knitters are infected.
All the hobbyist spaces must be purged.
ok, then surely you won't be upset missing my money
My thoughts are that I can't find a single shred of evidence that this originated from any official source. Some literal faggot tourist made this, then posted it on a faggot subreddit in an attempt to "own le chuds xD". It was accompanied by an embarrassing "...and everyone clapped!"-esque story that, ironically enough,
belongedbelongs in /r/thathappened:Games Workshop posts their Ls publicly through their own channels. You don't have to go diving
onin the dumpster that is Reddit in an attempt to link third-party garbage to them.It is literally in White Dwarf
Where?
Can we get a black Buffy FFS!
I wonder how many of them can see the irony of this statement...
Why do pride flags always have the most ugly combination of colours?
There's a reason why Slaanesh is on the side of Chaos and Destruction.
Sure, sex drugs and rock-n-roll sound fun, until the rock-n-roll is just a wall of noise, the drugs all revolve around rohypnol, the sex gets weird, and you don't get to opt out.