Nothing quite tickles my funnybone like the idea of someone considering a group of people wandering around their safe neighborhood to sing songs out of the goodness of their heart and the spirit of the holiday as an abusive nuisance that should be shamed and ridiculed. Women really are the enemy of the modern world.
Karen used to Mean Something (tm) and then leftists started applying it to all white women. Because race and gender are the only judgmental distinctions they can make between people. I give example: Like over on PDW "faggot' is the only word that they can say, so everyone is a faggot. Leftists can't call people retards, or feminist cunts, or ugly whores, or degenerate so they say Karen.
She doesn't like carolers (she's never encountered a real one but TV told her to so she does) and the name Karen sounds kind of like caroler and has an association with "bad" in her low IQ mind.
Dead on. She doesn't even know what Karen means, she just knows she's been taught to hate it. It's the same way literally anything a leftist doesn't like is "fascism". The man on TV said fascism is bad, thus anything bad is fascism.
Half a century ago, she would have spit on "the nigger invading (her) kids' school" and lit their house on fire for daring to move into her neighborhood. These people never change, just their bullshit.
so glad that eisenhower sent all those soldiers to prod bayonets and loaded rifles into teenagers' backs and get them to integrate! now we can all enjoy the african culcha of knife fights and rape.
Elves are imaginary creatures who happily serve an imaginary entity whose soul purpose is to bring joy to children. It's really not that serious. If we really want to go down the path of being a petty, miserable asshole, however, their labor isn't "stolen". They get room and board. Being clothed, fed, and sheltered in the coldest place on the planet is pretty good payment.
All holidays should be happy
Okay? Aside from holidays commemorating tragedies, I don't think anyone would disagree with this sentiment. I don't know what point they're attempting to make here.
Christmas doesn't have to be white
Is this person stupid enough to believe that "white Christmas" has anything to do with skin color, or do they just have an aversion to snow? It's hard to give these kinds of people the benefit of the doubt.
Stockings are for all genders
All two of them. I do not know a single person who believes Christmas stockings are specific to either gender. I also do not know a functioning adult who believes there are more than two genders.
There's s saying along the lines of "Never attribute to malice what can be ascribed to incompetence." At this point, it is almost impossible to believe this isn't malice.
Okay? Aside from holidays commemorating tragedies, I don't think anyone would disagree with this sentiment. I don't know what point they're attempting to make here.
"Happy holidays" is a dogwhistle for, "Fuck you, Christian". Many are well aware of the dogwhistle and call it out.
It's not "Happy Holidays", it's "Merry Christmas".
I've always saw "Happy Holidays" as a blanket statement for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year. The "holiday season", as it were. It's a bit long-winded saying all that to someone. While I won't argue that many of these kinds of people are deliberately disrespectful to the Christian faith, "Happy Holidays" at least acknowledges that there is a holiday there.
Also, Boris Karloff is unironically the best Grinch. Nothing will beat that version, much like nothing will beat the original 60s animated Paddington Bear. Though yeah, the Carey/Momson take on Grinchy is alright…
I really think this is mocking the lefty signs. I laughed the first time I saw it and assumed it was a parody. I always see the best in others, though. It's a flaw.
Because their "humor" isn't based on being funny. It's based on them feeling like they "burned" their political opponents.
It's that, plus the fact that they're always all scrambling to be the ones to do that, so that they can then get their virtue points - "Look at me! Look at that sick burn I got on the right! I'm one of you guys, so please don't attack me."
Here we see the wild progressive engaged in, what we might call, a standard social ritual. unlike other species of human, the progressive has a heightened need to display their virtue at all times. Scientists are still trying to figure out the stem for this need. some believe it is a sense of heightened narcissism. Others believe it is out of fear, given what happens in a progressive's natural habitat.
How the fuck are carolers Karens? Their faggy bulshit doesn’t make sense on any level.
Nothing quite tickles my funnybone like the idea of someone considering a group of people wandering around their safe neighborhood to sing songs out of the goodness of their heart and the spirit of the holiday as an abusive nuisance that should be shamed and ridiculed. Women really are the enemy of the modern world.
Leftists. Leftist men, leftist women. The soy husband is proud of this sign. His poorly raised bitch wife is the one who made it. Both are trash.
Laughs in Addams Family Values…
But also yes. I only got to go caroling once. Dunno if I will ever get the chance again. But it was nice enough.
Karen used to Mean Something (tm) and then leftists started applying it to all white women. Because race and gender are the only judgmental distinctions they can make between people. I give example: Like over on PDW "faggot' is the only word that they can say, so everyone is a faggot. Leftists can't call people retards, or feminist cunts, or ugly whores, or degenerate so they say Karen.
She doesn't like carolers (she's never encountered a real one but TV told her to so she does) and the name Karen sounds kind of like caroler and has an association with "bad" in her low IQ mind.
Dead on. She doesn't even know what Karen means, she just knows she's been taught to hate it. It's the same way literally anything a leftist doesn't like is "fascism". The man on TV said fascism is bad, thus anything bad is fascism.
The funniest thing is the Karens are a nation in Burma and this is actual cultural insensitivity.
Half a century ago, she would have spit on "the nigger invading (her) kids' school" and lit their house on fire for daring to move into her neighborhood. These people never change, just their bullshit.
Leftoids are the worst, no matter the time period.
Never should've stopped doing that
Evil doesn't go away, it just exchanges one skin-suit for another.
so glad that eisenhower sent all those soldiers to prod bayonets and loaded rifles into teenagers' backs and get them to integrate! now we can all enjoy the african culcha of knife fights and rape.
Elves are imaginary creatures who happily serve an imaginary entity whose soul purpose is to bring joy to children. It's really not that serious. If we really want to go down the path of being a petty, miserable asshole, however, their labor isn't "stolen". They get room and board. Being clothed, fed, and sheltered in the coldest place on the planet is pretty good payment.
Okay? Aside from holidays commemorating tragedies, I don't think anyone would disagree with this sentiment. I don't know what point they're attempting to make here.
Is this person stupid enough to believe that "white Christmas" has anything to do with skin color, or do they just have an aversion to snow? It's hard to give these kinds of people the benefit of the doubt.
All two of them. I do not know a single person who believes Christmas stockings are specific to either gender. I also do not know a functioning adult who believes there are more than two genders.
Why? Just... why?
Yes, yes they are. Because they always are.
There's s saying along the lines of "Never attribute to malice what can be ascribed to incompetence." At this point, it is almost impossible to believe this isn't malice.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=VjtRUUvUtsQ
"Happy holidays" is a dogwhistle for, "Fuck you, Christian". Many are well aware of the dogwhistle and call it out.
It's not "Happy Holidays", it's "Merry Christmas".
I've always saw "Happy Holidays" as a blanket statement for Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year. The "holiday season", as it were. It's a bit long-winded saying all that to someone. While I won't argue that many of these kinds of people are deliberately disrespectful to the Christian faith, "Happy Holidays" at least acknowledges that there is a holiday there.
Yes, that is why it is a dog whistle. It's that subtle way to push Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and thus dilute Christmas.
his wife is a faggot.
What a twist, he's a faggot, too!
The Grinch: "I may be a literal grinch of Christmas, but you're just the bitch of Christmas"
Grinch did nothing wrong. The man hated [really shitty] people and just wanted to be left alone with his dog.
I mean, it depends on the version, really…
But in general? Yes. My only complaint is the way he treated Max (mainly in the Jim Carey version). Other than that, he was on to something, lol…
Meanwhile, here I am preparing to deliberately go spend Christmas alone, for the first time ever. So yeah, I get it.
Also, Boris Karloff is unironically the best Grinch. Nothing will beat that version, much like nothing will beat the original 60s animated Paddington Bear. Though yeah, the Carey/Momson take on Grinchy is alright…
Was the specification for the sign "How can a make a national celebration about me?"?
The ever-shrinking part of me that still retains some faith in humanity wants to believe that this is a troll.
I really think this is mocking the lefty signs. I laughed the first time I saw it and assumed it was a parody. I always see the best in others, though. It's a flaw.
Let that part of you die. Kill it if you must.
I think the "Santa is real" part Is supposed to spoof "Science is real."
No one. That having been said, "Science is real" is a mantra for people who couldn't take the derivative of x.
"Conservatives," apparently, since they don't "tRuSt ThE sCiEnCe™"
Because their "humor" isn't based on being funny. It's based on them feeling like they "burned" their political opponents.
It's that, plus the fact that they're always all scrambling to be the ones to do that, so that they can then get their virtue points - "Look at me! Look at that sick burn I got on the right! I'm one of you guys, so please don't attack me."
I assume this is a joke though? I mean, "elf labor"?
Once again...the left can't meme.
This isn't a "parody" or anything, this is just a differently gay version of the other stupid signs.
Someone probably isn’t invited to a lot of Christmas parties
Subhuman
Santa is real and steals elf labor? So they don't do presents from Santa? I'm so confused.
If he's providing room and board, he ain't stealin' shit.
The final lines of 'Twas The Night Before Solstice is appropriate here:
But with parting disdain, do you know what he said,
When this overweight huckster took off in his sled?
This reindeer enslaver, this exploiter of elves?
"Happy Christmas to all, but get over yourselves!!"
(Sir David Attenborough's voice)
Here we see the wild progressive engaged in, what we might call, a standard social ritual. unlike other species of human, the progressive has a heightened need to display their virtue at all times. Scientists are still trying to figure out the stem for this need. some believe it is a sense of heightened narcissism. Others believe it is out of fear, given what happens in a progressive's natural habitat.
(cut to BLM riots)
All holidays should be happy but people expressing their happiness of a holiday is verboten.
Someone needs to sing him the Grinch song at his door.
Why are they spoiling for a fight before Christmas?
If it wasn't so confused, I'd say that this is one of the most mean-spirited things I've read in a while, and that's saying something.
Definitely the whole “don’t have such an open mind that your brain falls out” saying in living color
Can I cringe now... because this is cringe material. I'm sure his wife's son loves it too.
Guessing his wife's bf had to stick it in.
Do you want arson? Because this is how you get arson.