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TheKidsAreAltRight 1 point ago +1 / -0

Literally the Centauri regarding the Narn after the former:

  • declared war on the latter

  • sent the Shadows to curbstomp large portions of their military

  • used galaxy banned WMDs in the former of mass drivers to drop space rocks on the Narn homework

  • and then made a declaration like this that if any Narn were to kill a Centauri the response would be 1000 Narns killed

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TheKidsAreAltRight 6 points ago +6 / -0

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kek

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TheKidsAreAltRight 3 points ago +3 / -0

black

The black Irish were/are a thing, so that's not the best choices for sides.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 15 points ago +15 / -0

That's what Family Guy was.

Have the main plot run every episode with various comments leading to flashbacks of random sketches that have no real place in the episode other than to be completely absurd.

How I Met Your Mother did the same.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 24 points ago +24 / -0

takeaway food commenting on modern gaming

This must be how the franchise wars started in Demolition Man.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 30 points ago +30 / -0

But that's private shit, not something you go squawking on social media about.

Welcome to the world of influencers, aka narcissistic retards, whose entire existence is broadcast unfiltered on social media for the world to see.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 5 points ago +5 / -0

So he's admitting to being a little bitch, got it.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 5 points ago +5 / -0

They are, but not to humans. Anything that consumes another organism can be defined as a predator, including herbivores and plants. Even then many "herbivores" are more accurately described as opportunist carnivores. Horses and cattle both will eat small animals like birds and mammals if given the chance. Wouldn't surprise me to see an elephant do the same, especially since the prehensile trunk lets them grab things.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

they're 4 feet tall aliens with cat-like ears and tails that weigh about 49kg.

That's a very heavy tail >.>

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TheKidsAreAltRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

I don't think we are lucky enough for alien catgirls to be real

I need to go find that "difficult truths to swallow pills" meme about how cat catgirls will be just as equally dismissive towards men as normal girls are.

Edit: close enough.

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/384/689/229.jpg

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TheKidsAreAltRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Every dumbass that attempts this idea always leaves out the part where Wakanda only worked because of a magic space rock/metal that let them abuse the laws of physics.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 7 points ago +7 / -0

Obviously they'll get him afterwards but the beauty of a surprise attack is that it's a surprise. Ambushes always work to a degree

Ironically the reason why in Warcraft the only time/war that the Horde won was the first, where they showed up from another world by surprise and raided outlying farms before sacking a city. Everything that came after turned out to be a disaster for them including several wars they lost, two civil wars, and multiple leaders dying or leaving constantly.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 16 points ago +16 / -0

visiting the dead

So someone gaunt and frail looking? Sounds perfect!

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TheKidsAreAltRight 17 points ago +17 / -0

scamming jeet scamming everyone, everyway possible

It would be called racist to write this as fiction.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 19 points ago +19 / -0

Throwing the source material away, and then using it anyway.

The Last Jedi is the name of an EU novel.

Palpatine comes back

more superweapons

the next Skywalker generation having someone named Ben

Han and Leia's son turns to the darkside

And don't forget:

literal Goonies plot device of an item matching the horizon, somehow, considering it was an ancient dagger and the horizon was less than 30 years old because it was the remains of the second Death Star

Bonus point:

Goonies was also directed by Kathleen Kennedy

None of the material was new to cinema or even their own resumé, let alone Star Wars.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 16 points ago +16 / -0

concerns the sequel trilogy is a failure

It was a failure years ago, thinking otherwise is grade A copium.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 13 points ago +13 / -0

fart huffer enjoys having farts huffed

That's the story in a nutshell, and not at all uncommon to find in academics.

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TheKidsAreAltRight 18 points ago +18 / -0

NYC dad found murdered

What it leaves out:

he was 51

his bride was 18

their "marriage lasted 1 months

he was trying to find a new wife already

he was dismembered and found in a wardrobe

And yes, every time applies.

Saw this on IG bedore here and the comments were hilariously supportive of Colombia for this.

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