I think it's a good thing that the last SW I had watched was Episode III; this was my first teaser of the Disney era, and what can I say: I will not watch this one, just as I did not watched the others.
(For me, the Star Wars franchise is Star Wars from 1977, and I don't care about the other films or television series.)
Obi-Wan Kangnobi?
we wuz mastuzs of the force an sheit you raycis nigga
I passed after the force awakens. That movie was a train wreck of a story with some flashy scenes.
I checked out at the giant snoke hologram.
I checked out after Rey said "let go of me" when Finn was trying to help her escape capture and death at the hands of his former comrades.
I checked out when rian johnson was sucking a big giant spacetranny benis in EP VII
oh look.... a strong and independent black woman, truly this production is breaking new ground
strong independend *SITH
so the disney empire went from being white supremacists, to the most woke army in the galaxy. nice work, dibsney
The Empire accepts women and also has gay marriage in it. There is literally no one actively being oppressed by the Empire at this point. It just all comes down to "Sith bad."
that is all true, about the Disney empire. the trailer also appeared to have a female Officer... very atypical for the empire. and I would hope you read the included link, because it shows where the DIBSNEY SW writers literally declared that their empire is "a white supremacist organization".
It’s breaking high ground!
I really, REALLY love Star Wars. It's such a shame that they quit making them after Empire.
The space battle in Jedi is pure kino. Not to mention the moment Luke loses his mind in the duel.
Yes. The duel with Vader is the best moment of the films imo. Not flashy, but full of meaning and innuendo.
Right? The sister reveal was really stupid - would’ve been fine if she had just been his friend. But the lightsaber duel and space battle at the end of RotJ are both superb.
it works really well, finding out her effect on diplomacy in the empire era, and where her skills came from. It only became goofy once dibsney made her into space jesus... but that entire movie was bad. Predibsney she was a total badass feminine character (something disshills cant get enough of when THEY make one)
Take your ewoks and leave... Good DAY, sir.
If somebody can deep fake Ewooks into 7' tall Wookies the original trilogy would be perfect.
Now that's a special edition I can get behind. Make sure to pitch bend Yub Nub down an octave or two to complete the effect.
YGAARRRGGGGHHHH NGAAAARRRHH
YRGHA YRGH NGGGAAAAAAAARRRRGGGGHHHH
im happy to put up with the ewoks for that Vader and Luke fight scene and the death of Palpatine alone, so much raw emotion
It doesn't drag down the rest of the OT, but it did start some of the worst trends that continue to plague Star Wars.
nah, you dont/ 1-3 was pretty good too. in 2014, disney bought Star Wars, and then the entire creative team seppukued. too bad we'll never know how it woulda beem
why is there a black sithlike chick? i thought the empire was supposed to be raycis in dibsney wars??
'the jedi code is like an itch" LMAO GREAT WRITING RIAN JOHNSON
tranny maul is only scary because he cut his johnson off with that faggy twirl
Obi WanDisney edition: watch this famous hero suck strong black wamyn benis
Inb4 she turns and has a heroic sacrifice while ending up teaching Obi-Wan a life lesson that goes on to be some foundation of his actions in ANH like learning how to mimic the sound of a Krayt Dragon or actually bother to teach Luke about The Force after the years in exile left the poor hwite man depressed with the sads because all his friends
were murdered by his "brother"died and sad man is sad.Ahahaha. A+ post.
I'm calling it: she dies saving luke skywalker, and sad obi watches while jacking off after he gains 100 pounds eating blue space cheetos and jacking off to anime porn from some queer reddit sub. Obi gets 15 minutes screentime in his entire series, 10 minutes of it was the scene I just described. Then they hire rian johnson to create a 3 part biopic on the strang womayn sith who's also related to rey and tico, somehow. Through magical vaginal force powers. End Scene.
hard agree. also these disney writter niggards are on record as calling their empire "hwite supremacists", but they will work with a black sith. LOL DIBSNEY never cheng
Past events. Yet again.
It's the recent "Lord of the Rings" prequel plot-hole about black dwarves all over again.
LOTR exists. There are no black dwarves. So... they all died?
ANH/TESB/ROTJ exist. There are no female officers. So... they all died? 🤔
Zero fucking awareness from the Woke Side yet again.
They wouldnt have had to die in anh. They could have been demoted or moved to other positions. Or could have been technically vadered. It's not like lotr where we KNOW they don't exist. It is merely highly unlikely.
But I also dont remember many, if any, prominent female imperial officiers pre dibsney
Obi-wan is going to fight Vader three times in this shit.
Disney wants to erase the original trilogy.
Well of course it does.
oh no the re-canonised those stupid helicopter lightsabers ~facepalm~
Just watched it. looks like it could be decent. I liked The Mandalorian enough, though BoBF was definitely subpar.
Calling it now: the black woman jedi hunter is going to convert to the light side.
I loved Star Wars as a kid, movies, books, posters, the lot. I'm also old enough that I lived in the era where you were supposed to grow out of the notion that a fictional universe is an integral part of your identity, unlike the Harry Potterists of today. I made it to The Last Jedi before I declared the franchise dead, but it wasn't much of a blow to me by then. I can still manage the prequels, but as far as I'm concerned Star Wars is nothing more than some old movies to watch.
Some of the older games are also fun, but I was pretty disenchanted with it overall, much like you. TLJ is the biggest lolcow of a movie.
shut up disneyfag
Yeah I can definitely see the logic in a kid enjoying a non-Disney franchise a good 15 years prior to a Disney acquisition and then not enjoying it after the acquisition definitely makes them a "Disneyfag." That's some real high level thinking there.
no, comparing potter to star wars shows how little SW you know. retard
Star Wars ends for me after the Clone Wars series. Maybe Rebels. ALL the Disney movies and series suck after that - including the Mandalorian.
Although for full disclosure I did see TFA and TLJ (refuse to watch ROS), Solo and Rogue One. I don't have Disney+ tho and watch Mando at a friend's place.
Disney itself has become hot work garbage in all aspects - I think Wreck it Ralph was the last good movie they put out and they've succeeded in destroying both Disney and Pixar animation studios.
I was holding out for Kenobi up until a week ago. I finally canceled and of course they release the trailer right after. I don’t think it’s enough to make me use the service again but I thought it was a decent trailer. As long as the actors and story are good I don’t really care about much else but Disney knows how to ruin a good character so it’s probably a toss up at this point.
of course it does.
The Star Wars Canon post-Disney is mostly a miss, with a few hits like Fallen Order and Visions. It still seems interesting enough to at least sail the high seas for, if only to see how they handle Obi-wan's story post-Revenge of the Sith and pre-A New Hope.
tbh I sail the high seas for most things so there's that lol
I remember the prequels getting ROASTED at the time. They don’t look so bad now do they?
tf does anyone care about star whores any more.
My main problem with Star Wars isn't the movies but with the expanded universe both before and after Disney. When you have so many apparently important characters that aren't shown or even mentioned in the movies and fanboys are telling me how it makes more sense for some alien chick to fight Vader rather than Luke. Plus when they do mentioned out of movie stuff like Darth Maul being still alive in Rogue One I wonder what does it matter if the movies don't mention him again
/c/Series
Reddit Oldfag detected.
There are only 3 Star Wars movies:
IV: A New Hope
V: Empire Strikes Back
And
III.5: Rogue One
It really was. I can't name a single character (besides Vader) and the whole thing was just...boring. Even the Vader scene was underwhelming imo. Maybe that's because I heard about it how amazing it was for two years before I finally saw it.
Rogue one is not GARBAGE. Its not good either. it was the least offensive disneywars film to me. Maybe because there was no rose tico, no gay black sith from above, no woke skywalker whos made out to be a wuss, no emo sith boy. no gay 10% changed starfighters and droids.
The story was okay, there were a HANDFUL of fun new characters. the rewrite of the characterization of rebels was trash. out of the writers mouth "the empire is white supremacists", and they made the rebels antifa guards/ there were almost no good guys in disney wars.
if we add the other 2 movies, then i'll have pages ready to go. FUCK DISNEY WARS IN THE GAY WOKE BUTTOCK ASS OF ITS.
That's an insult to garbage.
R1 was Miles better than 1 through 3 considering that 7 through 9 plus Soylo's Story don't even exist, IMO.
Sounds like someone's mad their midi-chlorian levels aren't very high to me.
"R1 was better than jar jar".
and pod rcing was a better idea than 90% of the sequels, put together. Lucas: pod racing. Dibsney: space horses. THERE IS NO CONTEST, RETARD
Rogue 1 is objectively as good as the original trilogy.
this kia poster is objectively as intellectual as drjest is
That’s a hot take, my friend. RotJ is the worst original trilogy movie, but worse than rogue one? Really?
Yep.
why does the "hwite supremacistS" army team up with a black villain?
What the fuck is this shit?
There's at least one black woman in the production - big fucking deal!
You know that you are related to every single black woman on this planet, right?
I'm going for ethics in journalism and you are riding the tailcoats with vehement dogshit thinking that gets upvotes for fuck all.
I know that it's not always easy to walk together but surely there's another forum where you can wank over how idiotic you are.
Do you know how disney characterised their empire? as white supremacists. You sound like a dumbass, moriarty.
its ok, u can be a SW normie. But ur takes are shit on it.
Yo Brandon, the "Empire" are meant to be Nazis - Prior to Disney's purchase.
Can't be have black Nazis too?
Lap it up fuzzball!
Listen dumbass, the OG empire was never branded Nazis by Lucas. It was used as an allegory.
Get dumber, retard
Not necessarily. It may have more ozone. Human settlements may actually be fairly far from the equator. Technology may make dark skin less of a survival advantage; by the time it was settled humans were already spacefaring of course so probably also had sunscreen and could heal sunburns.
the inhabitants of tattooine also tend to wear very long, and middle east types of clothing... so even if they were nearer the equator, they would tend to have less sun exposure even outside of the cities. altho the sandpeople could be black, we dont know their true color, relly. afaik. they can definintely heal sun burns, but idk if they would do it on a level to prevent darker skinned people's evolving. and traveling peoples like the sandpeople likely would not have cutting edge medical technology to do so.
Sand people are a mix of different groups in the EU which included several Jedi like Sharad Hett and his son A'Sharad Hett.
A'Sharad Hett is of particular note as he lived to be 184 ish being born early enough [47 years before ANH] to be a Jedi Master before the Republic fell yet live long enough [137 years after ANH] to eventually become Darth Krayt and face Luke Skywalker's descendent, Cade.
Ofc the EU was thrown into a dumpster by Disney then set on fire and presented in various ways as the new canon despite so much of it being extremely poorly reworked existing material like Han and Leia's son falling to the Dark side as Jacen did, or an Imperial Remnant, or Palpatine clones, etc. Supposedly before the rewrite the Kenobi series would have had A'Sharad Hett as the antagonist so again playing the nostalgia card as the trailer does given the music choices, the ventilator sounds at the end, and everything else, so again Disney are still just ripping off ideas that have been around in Star Wars for decades.
This will turn out like the Boba Fett series where the titular character is sidelined for agency pushes and the main actor will bow and grovel during interviews because any hint of going off script will bring threats of social ostracisation given Euan cheated on his wife.
Ewan*
Fuck this site and its shitty editing function.
thx for the eu lesson. did asharrad live because of his force attenuation, or was he some kind of hybrid race? or do tuskens generally have extended lives for tattoonians? i didnt follow all the eu materials, but I wish we had better incorporations of some of their ideas. finn wasnt the first defected imperial to come alliance, either. i deff missed the vent sounds, as well. another poster elsewhere claimed the shadowed blaster was the storied dl-44, but i guess we'll have to wait and see for that one. Euan cheated on his wife? was he a new character added for the boobie fret series? helmet off fett shows how poorly equipped these retards are to work on ANYTHING star wars. PUBLIC RANCOR PIT I SAY