Hilarious - "straight guy" contracts monkeypox
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Thank you. I remember hearing how Blair White’s boyfriend considers himself straight. I’m wondering how he defines the terms
"Traps aren't gay"
Blaire White actually did a video about that.
It was kind of a shitpost though.
But what if you know they're a trap?
Das gay.
In meme format: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zd8vzIRQLLM
LoL, I've been quoting that scene for years. "that means you're gay." Classic.
Straight guys don't occasionally dabble in non-straight sex.
See below.
The dude's taking the piss. Hell, he's got his own SPLC page as a Hwite Nationalist. I'm not a huge fan, as he has the old man rambles, but he's fairly based.
Ok. Thanks for the info. That's what I get for skim reading only the top comment.
10 hail Mary's.
Sure thing. Dude's not super well known, I've actually seen a few people get trolled by him before.
Is this supposed to be a troll? Or are we legit hearing about a guy that intentionally engaged in gay sex call himself straight?
I was wondering if he fucked a tranny. There are degenerates like Spez who do that and deny that it's gay.
I thought Spez was married to Ellen Pao? Oh wait...
it's all commie propaganda tactics.
they talk about how they do something, intentionally misframing it, and acting like there's nothing wrong with it... it's a classic tactic on trying to normalize it.
Some people are just that deluded and stupid.
4chan would refer to this kind of person as a ;retarded faggot;, and not just because they are both retarded and an actual faggot.
I remember watching a movie 20-25 years ago. One of the characters said it wasn’t gay if you were getting oral sex from another guy. If you are the pitcher then you aren’t gay. If you are the catcher, totally gay.
It’s how they convince themselves they aren’t doing anything wrong and are still straight.
That's the "logic" they use in prison. As far as they're concerned the prison bitch is totally gay but the guy fucking him isn't.
Blaming 'the media' and then immediately admitting this illness has outed you as fudgepacker.
schlong covid claims another one
Holy fuck, I'm gonna find a way to use that; that's hilarious.
You can reduce the spread of COVID by 55-75% (depends on study) by wearing masks and using so much hand sanitizer that your skin peels.
You can reduce the spread of Monkeypox by 95-99% (depends on study) by not engaging in gay sex.
"If it saves even one life" was justification enough to destroy the world economy, cripple the emotional development of tens of millions of children if not more, and hobble food supply lines leading to starvation...
And yet the endless "two weeks to slow the spread" is fine, but "two weeks without spreading the cheeks" is too much to ask?
Dang, hope you recover from your monkey pox.
LOL at you.
Nah, that's the old internet. Now one (and only one) dude has to don a wig and dress to keep it from being gay. Of course fag diseases operate in reality so they'll still catch gaybies.
nah, because the supreme court can't provide a legal definition of a woman anymore, so you are now schrodingers gay... everyone is both a man and a woman until they tell you what they identify as so unless you're a virgin or checked the gender card of everyone you've ever slept with, you're totally gay and you're straight. now go polish off that feminine penis you super-straight hunk of man, you.
Clown world male NPC ''identifies as straight'' while fucking men bareback.
''Males who have sex with males are 99% of infections, seems easy to avoid.''
''Don't be a bigot, see this mostly straight male got the monkeypox too, it's not a gay disease.''
''How did he get it?'
''By bareback fucking another male.''
''...''
I used to play a game (Payday2). One of the mods on their steam forum was a tranny.
His boyfriend would tell everyone he was straight.
These people are hopelessly ill and delusional.
The tranny janny should join Faggit. Spez is always looking for new additions to his troon harem. I doubt his faggot boyfriend will care considering the coomer lifestyle he leads. He can even call it polyamory if he wants woke street cred.
Statistically speaking he's probably a nonce so he'll fit right in
I miss that game before it went full paywhore.
Calling it now, BiSeXuAlS are to blame for infecting women.
Why not? That's how AIDS went down. Hilariously it caused absolute genocide in Africa without affecting whites nearly as much because straight whites are able to think beyond "sticking my unprotected pee pee in diseased hole feels good".
I'm agreeing with you. People like to pretend that its only the T in the alphabet soup that is a problem. Its not.
Many have, in Africa. Outside it, a small handful have. No women deaths outside Africa, though, which is where you might have your wires crossed.
This is going to be the "don't judge, everyone has herpes" cope of the 2020s.
"I'm straight! Straight up dat juicy butthole."
username checks out
What a faggot
So isn’t that like saying vegans who occasionally eat steak?
That's (D)ifferent. If you violate the vegan code then they take your powers away.
Maybe yes, maybe no.
In some cases here you will have 'men' claiming to be 'not men' therefore "no homo, bro!" except reality doesn't give a shit about delusions and [ironically] social constructs such as gender. 2 adult males fucking is still homosexual intercourse and regardless of what has or has not bee cut off and bolted on it still ends up being two adult males fucking.
Steak can't pretend it's soy.
"asexuals" who have sex
Well they're not pan-asexual, they're only asexual to certain things.
There was a thread on r/menslib about how men who suck off other men shouldn't be considered gay unless they identify as gay, and they weren't talking about trannies. It's the next step in making labels and categories meaningless by letting anyone be anything they want even if they're clearly not that thing. Talk about being fags in denial.
That sub is unironically controlled opposition.
It was created so feminists could control the conversation about men's issues. They hate that men's issues are discussed anywhere at all but they realized that if they continued ignoring and suppressing the topic then people would go to places like Men's Rights and MGTOW to have legitimate discussions. So they created a Chinese knockoff of Men's Rights and completely neutralized it. Even so they're deeply uncomfortable with its existence because in some small way it legitimizes male issues. The feminist subs accuse r/menslib of misogyny whenever they're asked about it. Even a shithole like that comes way too close to saying men are human for the feminists' tastes.
Ironically I am banned from there ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Men's Rights is a weird place. Some of them are pretty cucked. I saw people there unironically saying we should fight for women's rights so they'll fight for ours when Dobbs dropped. As if 60 years of men enabling feminists has improved their lot. They did get a decent amount of pushback but it suggests a serious gatekeeping problem. I expected it to be more like the KIA subs, although even those are cucked compared to the community here.
the one thing about these losers and modern tech is that modern tech measures their behavior like crazy. one of the big dating apps found that over 70% of the guys who identify as bi are not bi at all... they're just gay.
It occurs to me that all categories are maintained by gatekeeping. No wonder they purport to hate the latter so much.
Meteor 2024 will save us all from this derangement!
Praise Hojo!
Blast from the past, that one.
Back when it still updated.
Kind of.
Before the burnout. Before the furry porn.
Maybe... I'm not actually sure when the artist started drawing furry porn.
"Usually straight." Can't wait for that to take off amongst the "fluid" types.
It really is the AIDS crisis all over again, huh?
Apparently buttsex is more of a human right than leaving your house
Just far more visible.
I personally don't give two flying shits what consenting adults do with one another, but holy hell. At least be honest with yourself and others and just call yourself gay, or at least bisexual.
San Francisco pretty much proves that idiots CHOOSE to be gay.
We don't have this problem in other states, red states or purple states - it's only EXTREMELY left wing states and cities.
This fucker is a massive faggota nd he doesn't even know it.
Remember, this totally isn't sexually transmitted...but you get it on your dick after anal fucking men.
his mom - " so you're a faggot now? I always knew"
AIDSMonkeypox kills fags dead.cue Guts theme
You're mom's right to ask you awkward questions.
Wow so basically anyone can this is what he's saying? 🤣
https://nitter.net/ramzpaul/status/1552656610996076550
This just confirms what I’ve known for so long.
I’m bi. I would rather fuck a woman who believes she’s a man than a man who believes he’s a woman.
In 2022 that makes me a bi.
You really wouldn't want to fuck a FtM either. Besides the fact that sticking your dick in crazy is always a bad idea, once they get on troomer pills they get facial hair and weird growths downstairs. It's not gay but it is nasty.
I’m saying gun to my head situation. And let’s say the FTM isn’t on any hormones and is just a trender.
I know I SHOULDN’T, but if I were drunk and single then uhh could happen. I wouldn’t drunk suck any dicks though.
This means I can check the bisexual box at work and avoid being fired for being too straight or white.
"If you have two pairs of testicles involved in sexual activity, you have homosexual activity." - Jay Masters
no homo