Spiderman 2 is going to be shit
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"meatspace" Can you shut the fuck up, man?
Also had a laugh at the concept of adding current thing into a game being bold. Sticking dicks in butts has become the national religion and they still see themselves as freedom fighters for supporting it.
This review reminded me of "the exaggerated swagger of a black teen" and surprised me that this is somehow a different game.
Decades from now, after this stuff has passed, there will be period dramas and stuff set in this period and nobody will believe the Current Year stuff got so ridiculous, lol.
Nah, it will be 2050 where every month is LGBT pride month they will STILL believe that LGBT people are oppressed in the West.
Pride Month barely happened this year because people refusing to buy gay beer rattled the companies helping force this stuff on us.
You're not wrong. October is LGBT history month now, it would seem . I heard that and couldn't fucking believe it. Now the faggots get two months. They'll keep finding ways to make everything about them.
I think it's fitting. October is the month where people dress up in costumes and pretend to be things they're not after all...
I keep saying it. No one will believe us. This is why we have to archive everything.
"Powdered Wigs and Tights"
Weird for an exclusive to make me happy I don’t own the system.
I would say that the false veneer of positivity that politically left messaging is drenched in is one of their most irritating qualities.
please face the wall but before we kill you here's a really cool recipe for banana bread-- DONT STEP OUT OF LINE
Imagine thinking that WW3-starting government propaganda was a positive message.
The Happiness Patrol irl
Firing squads are plausibly in the future, but we can enjoy the growing risk of getting kicked to death by sneering activists wearing LOVE WINS shirts in the present!
Sorry to double post, but I agree. It's the unique combination of abject delusion, and the smug, self-satisfied certainty of their intellectual and moral superiority. And by claiming ownership of that wafer-thin veneer of positivity, they imply (and sometimes state explicitly!) that anything opposed to them, no matter how rational or decent, is anti-love, anti-positivity, and irredeemably evil.
Forbes and Financial Times are hyper-partisan Leftist rags. Honestly. That is the result of the ideological dominance of Fabian Socialism and Globalism within the financial sector. They might as well be The Guardian.
I wouldn't be surprised if "Financial Post" has the same problem. CNBC is also just as bad.
What’s funny is Steve Forbes was a republican presidential candidate and a Sowell fan
And Walt Disney was a rabid Anti-Communist.
And the Catholic woman who led a charge against homosexuality in the 1950's has a lesbian, queer activist, grand daughter.
If the Left don't try to destroy you in this generation, they'll go after you in the next.
What’s rather interesting is that the claims about Walt’s antisemitism only emerged after he opposed a unionization attempt within Disney. The union boss was an avowed communist who told Walt that there’d be consequences for opposing the union effort. And coincidentally the antisemitism claims emerged in industry rags a short time later.
I thought it was a shit post... npcs have truly become the meme
For anyone else wondering, yes it's real:
https://financialpost.com/technology/gaming/marvel-spider-man-2-review-feel-good-game-decade
Fuck you, journo.
Assuming this is real. Well, actually, no, doesn't matter, fuck game journos even if this is fake.
https://archive.md/ZwQYO
Yeah. I hunted down the article myself. There is, indeed, an 'information' technology section, with a 'post arcade' subcategory that becomes 'gaming' in the URL.
'Poe's Law' might as well have been directly cited.
Here, have their starfield review. Written by the same sad (ironically named) progressive Chad: > https://archive.ph/VadSd.
"Financial Post is a division of Postmedia Network, 365 Bloor Street East, Toronto, Ontario, M4W 3L4."
Here are a couple of other articles by Chad Sapieha:
Super Mario Bros. Wonder review: Nostalgia, novelty and a metaphor for class conflict
Starfield review: A sci-fi saga for the masses
It looks like almost all of his articles going back are the same kind of sickeningly positive access media fanwank. The last negative review was Gotham Knights in Oct 2022. Here is his email address if you want to tell him how great he is. -> [email protected]
This archive link is just having me spam captcha to access it, any other links by chance?
edit - nvm i got it after about 10 captchas
Well there goes its international audience. I did like the first one, but it wasn't so great I'd force myself to go through this fucking faggot CURRENT DAY slop.
I cannot heckin wait for the update that has the current Israel/Palestine conflict missions! Teach a bunch of diverse kids that hate is wrong by helping them paraglide into a "Peace for the Middle East" concert! Then suit up in blue and white to bring justice to the very undiverse criminals bullying elderly Jews! Once you have completed those missions, you will unlock the "Free Palestine" event, where you hand out brand placement soda to keep everyone happy!
If it’s the middle east, then we’re talking about that weird ass yogurt soda, aren’t we?
I always turn to Pepsi as my tone deaf soda of peace, but that could work too.
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Escape from what? Anything that isn't your fucking messaging?
I mean, I agree, if it were set in modern NYC you'd only smell human shit everywhere and Spidey would be beating up people trying to stop criminals; so maybe that's the escapism.
I thought trying to escape from things that make you uncomfortable was a bad thing? Or is that only bad when you don't enjoy every second of being around pedos, hordes of illegal immigrants and violent, wannabe gangsters?
Escaping from the messaging is what they hate the most.
I’ve been out since they’ve decided to revamp the character into Not Toby.
Toby? He looked like Tom Holland. Either way, it was a shitty move to make him a knockoff of one of the movie versions. It robbed this game of its own identity.
Huh. And here I wasn’t going to get it because I don’t like Miles Morales and fugly Mary Jane.
RIP playstation, Spider Man was pretty much the only thing going for it.
Even then give it a few months and they'll release it on PC anyway. They've lost the game of 3D chess against Microsoft.
At this point, I think Bloodborne is one of the only major Sony exclusive they haven't released on PC, despite the massive outcry for it and almost every other From Soft game around it being released on it.
NONE of the systems have that reason to buy them at the moment, better off sticking with what you have really..
Dump all consoles. They're only for allowing the electric jew into your house.
PC master race 💪
This can’t be true. Please tell me this is satire? I’d like to believe a gaming company wouldn’t be this stupid
It's Marvel.
Good point
I wonder if they have Middle East region code that disables most of that shit for that audience.
That would be half the game.
It's impressive that they didn't tell me a single thing about the gameplay, but did manage to spoil a mission chain, and get me to avoid the game, because the person didn't play it, and clearly has an angle to sell.
Man, I've liked Spiderman since I saw the cartoon as a child and I actually think the first game was pretty fun to play - I got it on PC with the re-release myself. I didn't bother with the Miles version cause honestly I just don't care about Miles.
I could tell from the marketing so far that this was going to be pozzed but now I can't even play it without some sort of grounded commonwealth mod because Insomniac got so butthurt people modded out the gay flag textures in the original. They just had to make it more invasive.
The first one had plenty of bullshit, like that mission where you help some illegal get immigration papers and of course the fag flags.
I knew that series was going downhill the moment they replaced the original Peter with dorky ass MCU Peter.
Every decision from that point onward has justified that belief.
I didn't buy Miles Morales because it was a BLM themed cash grab. No way I'm buying Spiderman 2 Activist Edition. It's a shame, because the gameplay in the first one was pretty fucking good. The open world shit got real repetitive, but brawling and doing those gang lairs was pretty fun.
Place your bet for a Palestinian flag update or a Israel flag update.
Thanks, now I know not to buy this.
After Miles Morales is anyone surprised?
I'm not looking forward to Wolverine...