In all honesty the entire Marvel and DC franchises have gone stale and the current rights holders should prepare to move on.
If Marvel and DC cared about their fans they would cancel all their current crap, apologize to the comics community for catering to the regressive left and other bad decisions such as merging watchmen with the dc universe, launch one last reboot, sell the characters back to the original creators to milk what's left, and move on to non marvel and dc universe crap.
...a paraplegic, gay female Spiderman? Who I assume is carrying her fucking wheelchair on her back as she swings through the city? Holy fuck that's retarded.
Remember like a year ago.. we made fun that eventually there will be a handicapped, black, muslim tranny woman?? Lol........... this is one step away from it. This intersectionalism will destroy itself because eventually theyll reach the bottom of the barrel where you cant possibly be more "special".
Nope. Once they hit bottom, them dig further. 1st black trans disabled lesbian superhero already done? Ah, well this is the 1st black, trans disabled lesbian to have won a congressional seat in the last 3 years in Idaho while also moonlighting as a jazz pianist on Thursdays in the 2nd most popular dive bar to have ever been burned down more than 3 times in the last 2 years... Their ultimate superpower is moving the fucking goalposts.
I checked out of modern entertainment somewhere around 2017, with the prediction that all entertainment was converging toward a singularity, in which every media would be black transsexual lesbians pegging each other in the ass. This would stream, this would be shown in theaters, this would win awards at award shows.
Nothing in the interim has convinced me any differently.
I was about to comment about how much control over her legs she had. Breaking news, new spiderwoman lady thing is just a lesbian pretending to be disabled. Wow, nothing offensive at all. XD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [INHALES] ha Spider-cripple. Just imagine her in any scene, but she's got her useless, floppy legs flapping about. We've gone from comics to comical.
Hell, why even bother with the old Spider-man colours anymore? Just paint it gay and be done with it- not like it will ever be the original, it's barely even a "skinsuit".
lmao, nice AoT knock-off tonfas. Also, very suspcious leg movements for someone who needs a wheelchair. Speaking of, wouldn't bad legs be kind of a major liability for an agility-based hero? A villain could just grab them and ragdoll you.
... oh god no, not again. No no no no no something broke and I can't feel anything. Hey Villain, we need a time-out. Wait, no I said Time Out waves the X card.
TIME OUT NO PLE-
How did she get her powers? Get bit by a radioactive wheel chair? Does her version of the Goblin have Down syndrome? Is her Kingpin just a white southern with a MAGA hat and lives in a mobile home. I actually want to know.
This is the most retarded way they could have made a cripple superhero. A big part of how spiderman is able to swing around is because he can gain a lot of momentum by running and jumping with his super strong legs. Barring that, he can get into an advantageous position by crawling on walls. I can't see this chick doing that with useless legs and goddamn crutches strapped to her arms. Which leaves the only possibility that she gets around using her webs like batman's grappling gun, which isn't how spiderman's webs fucking work.
There are better ways to be 'inclusive' with crippled heroes. Professor x was the world's most powerful psychic. Batgirl for decades was crippled and made up for it by being an information broker. In the marvel movies war machine was still able to get around with broken spine using a robot exoskeleton. But this is terrible in every aspect.
It's the kind of disability that benefits the character. It emphasizes his mind and lets him remain in a supporting role, which makes him a better mentor character. He's able to be a powerful figure while having a good reason he doesn't solve issues himself.
agreed on all fronts, they coulda had her be a sort of doc oct/tony stark type charactor with the tentacles or whatever being disguised as the wheelchair when not in use said chair if the charactor is vilanious or how ever its spelt could easly hide concealed weapons in it like a small poison dart or even nerve gas.
For a moment, I thought the wheelchair was just part of the civilian disguise. That when she got bit, her body fixed itself, similar to how in the Raimi movie his eyes suddenly work perfectly after. But she can't suddenly walk again without it being super suspicious, so she is confined still in her daily life. Would be interesting enough angle.
But, the wokes would lose their absolute mind at that "cultural appropriation" of having someone not cripple use a wheelchair. Would be screams of blackface and the like.
They would lose their minds at this, screaming about disability erasure as happens involving those who are deaf/hearing impaired then get cochlear implants.
I’ll quote my dad again. Who is clamoring for this! I happily read comic books from the past and since Spider-Man is one of my favorites it was hard to cancel my subscription for him and Superman. Comic books are the prime example of ignoring the core audience and catering to people who don’t buy your product
Man. That universe is fucked. Whose the main villain, stairs?
Worse
A steep incline
They dont fight villains, their after that man and wife walking down the street minding their own business.
Nah, that's an interracial couple not containing a white male. Can't possibly be the bad guys.
Doc Ock is definitely a threat, but he's nothing compared to the dangers of White Privilege.
They are villains.
Damn, that had me spitting out my coffee!!
In all honesty the entire Marvel and DC franchises have gone stale and the current rights holders should prepare to move on.
If Marvel and DC cared about their fans they would cancel all their current crap, apologize to the comics community for catering to the regressive left and other bad decisions such as merging watchmen with the dc universe, launch one last reboot, sell the characters back to the original creators to milk what's left, and move on to non marvel and dc universe crap.
...a paraplegic, gay female Spiderman? Who I assume is carrying her fucking wheelchair on her back as she swings through the city? Holy fuck that's retarded.
Holy plot holes, Batman!
Pot holes are zir's greatest enemy.
Who do you think put xir in the wheelchair
Gay is not a personality.
Sure it is. And that personality is called "evil".
Remember like a year ago.. we made fun that eventually there will be a handicapped, black, muslim tranny woman?? Lol........... this is one step away from it. This intersectionalism will destroy itself because eventually theyll reach the bottom of the barrel where you cant possibly be more "special".
Soon enough Spidey will be conducting a grooming gang and child sacrifices, Venom will be the bad guy trying to stop Spidey from xer's noble pursuit.
Nope. Once they hit bottom, them dig further. 1st black trans disabled lesbian superhero already done? Ah, well this is the 1st black, trans disabled lesbian to have won a congressional seat in the last 3 years in Idaho while also moonlighting as a jazz pianist on Thursdays in the 2nd most popular dive bar to have ever been burned down more than 3 times in the last 2 years... Their ultimate superpower is moving the fucking goalposts.
I checked out of modern entertainment somewhere around 2017, with the prediction that all entertainment was converging toward a singularity, in which every media would be black transsexual lesbians pegging each other in the ass. This would stream, this would be shown in theaters, this would win awards at award shows.
Nothing in the interim has convinced me any differently.
Those are some impressive leg poses in the swings for a paraplegic.
Maybe she is just pretending to be paralyzed for the oppression points?
THAT would be a fantastic twist
I was about to comment about how much control over her legs she had. Breaking news, new spiderwoman lady thing is just a lesbian pretending to be disabled. Wow, nothing offensive at all. XD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA [INHALES] ha Spider-cripple. Just imagine her in any scene, but she's got her useless, floppy legs flapping about. We've gone from comics to comical.
Hell, why even bother with the old Spider-man colours anymore? Just paint it gay and be done with it- not like it will ever be the original, it's barely even a "skinsuit".
How many years ago was it that we laughed and said they'd end up chasing wokeness til they had black, gay, crippled superheroes in wheelchairs?
The only part of the trifecta missing is black, but they've made her a redhead, just so you know the race swap is coming soon.
Weird Al Yankovic's "Talk Soup" comes kinda close ...
lmao, nice AoT knock-off tonfas. Also, very suspcious leg movements for someone who needs a wheelchair. Speaking of, wouldn't bad legs be kind of a major liability for an agility-based hero? A villain could just grab them and ragdoll you.
The landings may be awkward.
lands to a loud crunch sound
CRRRAAAACK
Who needs to dampen the impact of landing when you can just let the spiral fracture do the job for you?
How did she get her powers? Get bit by a radioactive wheel chair? Does her version of the Goblin have Down syndrome? Is her Kingpin just a white southern with a MAGA hat and lives in a mobile home. I actually want to know.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AbandonedAggravatingBoilweevil-mobile.mp4
This is the most retarded way they could have made a cripple superhero. A big part of how spiderman is able to swing around is because he can gain a lot of momentum by running and jumping with his super strong legs. Barring that, he can get into an advantageous position by crawling on walls. I can't see this chick doing that with useless legs and goddamn crutches strapped to her arms. Which leaves the only possibility that she gets around using her webs like batman's grappling gun, which isn't how spiderman's webs fucking work.
There are better ways to be 'inclusive' with crippled heroes. Professor x was the world's most powerful psychic. Batgirl for decades was crippled and made up for it by being an information broker. In the marvel movies war machine was still able to get around with broken spine using a robot exoskeleton. But this is terrible in every aspect.
Stop justifying their cancer. "Inclusive" is not a goal worth chasing.
I had always assumed that being crippled was a sort of power trade-off for Professor X. Super-powerful mind, not-so-cooperative body.
It's the kind of disability that benefits the character. It emphasizes his mind and lets him remain in a supporting role, which makes him a better mentor character. He's able to be a powerful figure while having a good reason he doesn't solve issues himself.
agreed on all fronts, they coulda had her be a sort of doc oct/tony stark type charactor with the tentacles or whatever being disguised as the wheelchair when not in use said chair if the charactor is vilanious or how ever its spelt could easly hide concealed weapons in it like a small poison dart or even nerve gas.
In the first panel, her legs are down, even bent backwards a bit. In the bottom left panel, her legs are facing directly forward.
How, exactly? If she's paralyzed, her legs wouldn't swing very much at all.
Also, why are her arms blue??
I need to lie down for a bit.
This definetly can't be a step in the right direction.
i guess you could say the attempt fell flat?
For a moment, I thought the wheelchair was just part of the civilian disguise. That when she got bit, her body fixed itself, similar to how in the Raimi movie his eyes suddenly work perfectly after. But she can't suddenly walk again without it being super suspicious, so she is confined still in her daily life. Would be interesting enough angle.
But, the wokes would lose their absolute mind at that "cultural appropriation" of having someone not cripple use a wheelchair. Would be screams of blackface and the like.
They would lose their minds at this, screaming about disability erasure as happens involving those who are deaf/hearing impaired then get cochlear implants.
Yeah, that's why I know its not the case.
I’ll quote my dad again. Who is clamoring for this! I happily read comic books from the past and since Spider-Man is one of my favorites it was hard to cancel my subscription for him and Superman. Comic books are the prime example of ignoring the core audience and catering to people who don’t buy your product
Disney's Marvel has gone full retarded.
not entirely theres still plunty of room for stupid... but boy is it chock full of vitamen durr already.
Ahahahahaha
1990s' satire becomes 2020s' reality.
Handi-Man was a skit on In Living Color satirizing this exact type of thing.
https://images-cdn.9gag.com/photo/adgNx6Z_700b.jpg
https://c.tenor.com/A640M5qRou0AAAAC/handy-man-flying.gif
Just stop giving them money.
The shark, she is jumped.
Hahaha I just keep thinking of the "my back" Spiderman meme.
One too many superhero landings I guess....
The longer I look at this, the worse it fucking gets
Suggested reference material for the artist
Is there a source for this?
Could not find it anywhere, is this just satire?
https://unlimited-tech.com/2022/08/20/edge-of-spider-verse-brings-back-spider-ham-and-spinstress-introduces-cinderella-themed-hero/
So what's her story, she get bit by a radioactive wheelchair and now she has the powers of a wheelchair?
How is this stuff still being published? There is NO POSSIBLE WAY this garbage is making money. No one in the executive suite cares?