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Kaarous 49 points ago +50 / -1

If there's a better example of "doth protest too much", I've never seen it.

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NotAGlowy 43 points ago +43 / -0

Conspiring to show there are no conspiracies?

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SoctaticMethod1 36 points ago +36 / -0

Dear god do these guys project harder than an IMAX screening. A lot of these 'conspiracies' wouldn't exist if they'd stop covering up for the peacekeepers constantly raping people and making countries like Saudi Arabia head of a human rights committee.

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Fightingback 33 points ago +33 / -0

It looks like a confession to me

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ernsithe 32 points ago +32 / -0

Just to make extra sure that people don't think there's a conspiracy they should try to bring the Gates Foundation, FEMA, and at least one 5G manufacturer on board with their initiative.

Talk about a self-fulfilling prophecy. But that was probably the idea. Start out with something blatant enough to bait and locate your targets immediately.

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dnile1000bc 28 points ago +28 / -0

So Soros did not fund DAs in Democrat states who refuses to prosecute criminals?

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Mpetey123 25 points ago +25 / -0

aims to debunk the idea that the world governments are anything but completely honest, upstanding, and transparent.

Hahahahaha, it is to laugh. This has to be from a magazine aimed at children. This can't be a sentiment they are sharing with adults. No one could be this naive and expect others to believe this rhetoric?

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SparkMandrill83 9 points ago +9 / -0

No one could be this naive and expect others to believe this rhetoric?

Biggest blackpill of the last decade is yes, a significant chunk of the population is that stupid

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IfThatIsWhatYouThink 4 points ago +4 / -0

The UN has been very transparent about replacement migration. They're so forthright about it, that I have to dismiss anyone who tries to deny its reality as being an NPC. https://archive.ph/https://www.un.org/en/development/desa/population/publications/ageing/replacement-migration.asp

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spambot 3 points ago +3 / -0

...come to think of it children are the most impressonable so you might be onto something there, i could see it coming to a school near you the question is how will they dress it up.

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APDSmith 21 points ago +21 / -0

... in other news, the New World Order has announced a campaign to suppress any mention of that tinfoil-hat-conspiracy theory regards the New World Order.

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logical_obesity6969 21 points ago +21 / -0

Relevant Stonetoss.

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SturmMilfEnthusiast 20 points ago +20 / -0

Global Jewish group working with UN to tell people Jews don't have too much global influence.

Pretty sure this is just a flex. There's something you hear about occasionally, where you get some politician or celebrity at some Jewish social event (some one-off "anniversary dinner" sort of thing) where they'll talk about how wonderful it is that Jews run the media, or that Israel has America's total loyalty, or some such thing. Basically just quoting Stormfront and sticking "and that's a good thing" at the end. The attendees will applaud and the quotes will end up in Jewish newsletters. They're not so stupid that they don't see it, they just know they're untouchable.

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pertivi 14 points ago +14 / -0

Twitter, European Commission and the world yid congress

Biggest fucking clowns around, apart from the UN

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Unknownsailor 14 points ago +14 / -0

Conspiracy theorists have pretty much run the table for the last 6 years now, with the very notable exception of the fed-op Qtard idiots.

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NigaroFagetsu-kun 12 points ago +13 / -1

Qberts are kookifiers, no different than bigfoot hunters or ancient alien enthusiasts. Their role is to make everyone else look like an idiot.

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spambot 5 points ago +5 / -0

at lest you could have fun with a bigfoot hunt even use it as an excuse to get out and go camping or just a hike.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

But what if you run into some hairy schizo with big feet who hasnt taken a bath in 50 years?

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spambot 1 point ago +1 / -0

i guss you then take their picture and sell it claiming you found bigfoot... never know might make a sale or two.

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blackestknight 6 points ago +6 / -0

At this point, I'm inclined to believe most of the fringe are plants to make any of the documented criticism of our government bodies look kooky.

Remember the whole "Jet fuel doesn't melt steel" shit ? Obvious to anyone who has even the most basic understanding of metal working that you don't have to liquify metal before it stops being load bearing.

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SparkMandrill83 2 points ago +2 / -0

Yup. Same with the flat-earthers and such. Its a psyop to discredit genuine criticism.

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ApparentlyImAHeretic 12 points ago +12 / -0

The world is not secretly manipulated by the global elite

tbh, they're right. We're openly manipulated by the global elite.

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coke501 9 points ago +10 / -1

ThinkBeforeSharing

Do they want to bancrupt all of social media?

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nuggetpatrol 9 points ago +9 / -0

All this talk about the cabal who have openly and started saying it publicly in front of cameras that they're controlling countries through penetrating the cabinets of the world aren't in charge okay. Just shut up about the thing they literally just told you they're doing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZAZHk0f4bA

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Cheers_cunt 7 points ago +7 / -0

If this was a YouTube video, it would be like "but first we'd just like to thank today's sponsors - RAID Shadow Legends and the WEF"

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OldBullLee 7 points ago +7 / -0

"Global Elite Meets to Deny Existence of Global Elite"

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trump4045 6 points ago +7 / -1

They could of just summed it up as:

Shut it Down

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SanJustSan 6 points ago +6 / -0

We have investigated ourselves and found ourselves wholly innocent of all charges.

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realerfunction 6 points ago +6 / -0

what is this a distraction from

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SarcasticRidley 6 points ago +6 / -0

What an odd thing to say.

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CatoTheElder 6 points ago +7 / -1

In before Rule 16.

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ArtemisFoul 5 points ago +6 / -1

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tensigh 4 points ago +4 / -0

Everything the left/UN believes in is a conspiracy theory; global warming, the wage gap between men and women, Christian 'theocracy', etc.

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Hogbutcher 4 points ago +4 / -0

So just conspiracies then? Because this statement pretty much PROVES all of the theories.

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Knife-TotingRat 4 points ago +4 / -0

Now you KNOW it's true.

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SufferableKant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ahh, I'm debooonking.

As one of our highly qualified resident fact checkers, let's have a look at this:

"anybody who dares to suggest world governments are anything but completely honest, upstanding and transparent."

Fact Check Result: False.

We suggest that all governments are dishonest, deplorable, and untrustworthy, not merely the globohomo unelected new world order commie flavour.

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blackestknight 4 points ago +4 / -0

The Global Elite saying "We don't exist, look the other way!".

LMAO.

The George Soros shit is documented you dill weeds. Stop leaving paper trails if you don't want to get pointed at.

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I_Bent_My_Wookiee 3 points ago +3 / -0

No mention of WEF or Klaus...

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MassivePecorino 3 points ago +3 / -0

Coming soon, UNATCO going after meme makers and dissident film makers.

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Norenia 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm more worried about Savage.

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MassivePecorino 1 point ago +1 / -0

Our biochem corpus is far in advance of theirs...

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Norenia 1 point ago +1 / -0

And now they're getting desperate. Your turn.

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MassivePecorino 1 point ago +1 / -0

Of course they're desperate. They can smell their death, and the sound they'll make rattling their cage will serve as a warning to the rest.

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RoulerBleu 2 points ago +2 / -0

I laughed at their total lack of self-awareness.

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TakenusernameA 1 point ago +1 / -0

We, the secret elite rules of the world, have decided to go to war with anyone peddling the notion that the world is ruled by a secret elite. Any questions?

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barwhack 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 more weaks.

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GeneralBoobs 0 points ago +1 / -1

You know, by tradition, the Jewish community is supposed to police their own. They need to come get their dogs.