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Thread on "what will you do when communism is achieved?" As expected, lots of lounging around, being paid to do hobbies, living in the countryside and not working. In case you were wondering if they are actually that dumb. (archive.is)
posted 4 years ago by UnsubtleAardvark 4 years ago by UnsubtleAardvark +112 / -0
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– SmokeyMeadow 60 points 4 years ago +60 / -0

Leftist idiots looked at all the Soviet and Maoist propaganda plastered with farmworkers, and really took it to heart. The fucking Commies had to make those pictures because farmers were starving to death, unable to eat even a bite of the food they grew as it was property of "The People."

What's ironic is that no one in that thread described any activity that you aren't already free to do in a Capitalist society. In fact, it's all stuff that Commie overlords would never let fly. You think the Stasi is going to let you be a wandering nomad, or of all things, a writer?

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– JiggsawCalrissian 40 points 4 years ago +40 / -0

"And what do you do for the good of the collective?"

"I have my onlyfa---" gunshot

"Next!"

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– SmokeyMeadow 26 points 4 years ago +26 / -0

What's even more ironic is that modern Communist subversion seems rooted in the ideals of individualism, which do not exist at all under Communism. If you live in a Commie state and are good at something the State needs done, you have no choice but to do it. If you have any talent at all, and that talent can glorify your Commie government, say hello to your new job for life doing that thing. Nobody ever asked those Soviet Olympians if they wanted to get dosed with steroids and god knows what else. Though they probably did, because the alternative was death or a life of hard labor.

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– deleted 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0
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– SmokeyMeadow 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

They sent their cosmonauts up in rockets that everyone knew full well were faulty, but people were scared to raise any kind alarm. When the ship flamed out, it was a surprise to no one, not even the guy piloting. In fact, he volunteered for the mission because if he didn't go, they would have sent his good friend Yuri Gargarin up instead. Even someone as esteemed as Gargarin was not immune from being sacrificed if it meant giving the Reds even one extra squirt in their Cold War pissing match with America.

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– Piroko 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

They sent their cosmonauts up in rockets that everyone knew full well were faulty

"The contract on this thing went to the lowest bidder." -Alan Shepard

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– HisHolyMajesty2 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

"And what do you do for the good of the collective?" "I have my onlyfa---" gunshot "Next!"

Commissar Cletus and Commissar Jamal in action.

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– MargarineMongoose 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

So what I'm hearing is that there will be at least one upside to the dystopian hellscape.

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– deleted 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0
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– 8BitArchitect 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Communist nations never had state whorehouses?

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– ArtemisFoul 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

No, I don't think so. Here's the thing: Commies become highly socially conservative once they consolidate power. They advocate for degeneracy while they're not yet in power, because it weakens their enemy and they know it. Once they're in charge, all these genderfaggots either calm down or face the wall.

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– Oppressinator 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0

"If I'm a wandering nomad, then how am I going to charge up my phone and what if I'm in a city without a great lesbian nightclub, what would I do at night, read a book???"

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– M1919A2 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

“What do you mean I have to report to shoe factory 17 Monday for work?”

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– TeeBP 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

I can already see big tech and the msm censoring any news of people starving and dying in order to promote the big agenda.

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– DefinitelyNotIGN 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

I know you mean that in a "potential" sense, but in a "present-tense" sense it's also somewhat true. They actively aren't reporting on the ramifications on the poor and the starving that their current policies are impacting.

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– hyrumwhite 51 points 4 years ago +51 / -0

I can't wait to live in a small, nondescript house and labor for 12 hours a day in the toilet paper factories

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– Ahaus667 60 points 4 years ago +60 / -0

House? Comrade it is the tenements for you! Enjoy the luxury of sharing a washer and dryer with 50 other families, the spacious 800 sq ft for a family of 5!

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– deleted 26 points 4 years ago +26 / -0
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– Oppressinator 25 points 4 years ago +25 / -0

Him and his wife and the 3 migrants he has to raise and care for.

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– MargarineMongoose 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

More children means more workers and more taxes.

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– DefinitelyNotIGN 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

You didn't have those children, The People had them. They are needed for the labor and war efforts, and so much as men must serve in battle, women must serve in producing men for battle. Good genetic partners for optimal laborers and soldiers will be provided. All must provide for The People, those who choose to be infertile or barren shall be used as fuel for the pigs, to in turn feed those who actually do perform their duties.

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– w-duranty6489 30 points 4 years ago +30 / -0

You assume there would be houses and factories under communism.

Cambodians under the Khmer Rouge might disagree.

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– SupremeReader 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

They had factories.

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– SupremeReader 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

I see people don't believe it for some reason.

https://books.google.com/books?id=9FTW8gO5Q-gC&pg=PA31

Important industries for the country including clothing and ammunition manufacturing.

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– AllGunsNoCope 27 points 4 years ago +27 / -0

"house"

The way things are going it wouldn't surprise me if it's more like a dog kennel in an apartment owned by BlackRock.

Don't get me wrong, we have plenty of houses and apartments. I'm just starting to think, as cucked as most people seem to be, it wouldn't be that hard for some faceless bureaucrat to make everyone live in kennels so as to break their spirit extra hard.

"Dog kennels offer a high level of protection against the Delta Gamma Phi variant. Now get in. Good boy"

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– yvaN_ehT_nioJ 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

Hahahaha get a load of this guy! He thinks we'll be working!!

It's the mass grave at the far end of the gulag for us, my friend.

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– LinkR 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Only 12?

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– AntonioOfVenice 39 points 4 years ago +39 / -0

When communism comes, these degenerates are in for a bit of a firing squad, methinks.

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– Gizortnik 32 points 4 years ago +32 / -0

Hell, "unproductiveness" would be a cause for execution.

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– KekistanPM 27 points 4 years ago +27 / -0

The ranks will thin very quickly when the weak are culled. I think of all the people I know on medication cocktails and all the soyboys and obese women near where I live.

They would thin even more when they cull the complainers...the ones who brought us there and suddenly don't want what they asked for.

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– AntonioOfVenice 19 points 4 years ago +19 / -0

The ranks will thin very quickly

Same for their waistlines. Communism will end the obesity epidemic.

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– JiggsawCalrissian 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

And here I am thinking there's no silver lining

/s

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– Gizortnik 12 points 4 years ago +12 / -0

There used to be a term for that under communism. I forget what it was. It was the idea that complaining about your problems caused demoralizing counter-revolutionary morale problems. I just don't remember the specific term for it.

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– yvaN_ehT_nioJ 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

Oh geez, I can't remember what it was called but I know Solzhenitsyn wrote on this in the Gulag Archipelago

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– deleted 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0
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– Gizortnik 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

No, it was something specifically about laziness as a threat to the revolution.

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– deleted 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0
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– w-duranty6489 11 points 4 years ago +11 / -0

Only for the plebs.

Stalin got a dacha.

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– Gizortnik 9 points 4 years ago +9 / -0

I feel like that goes without saying.

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– dagthegnome 37 points 4 years ago +37 / -0

Old Russian USSR joke:

A babushka asks her granddaughter, still in school, "What will it be like when we finally have communism?"

The granddaughter replies, "When we have achieved communism, the shortages will be over, there will be plenty, and everyone will be happy and free to live as they want."

The grandmother exclaims, "Oh, so it will be just like before communism!"

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– Gizortnik 36 points 4 years ago +36 / -0

Lenin calls these 'Useful Idiots' for a reason.

You bet your as they are doing 80 hours a week in the cement factory.

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– AboriginalIvory 24 points 4 years ago +24 / -0

Useful Idiots will be executed first.

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– Gizortnik 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0

Only if by "executed" you mean "hurled into the enemy formations in a human wave assault and honored with 'hero of the progressive future' awards afterwards".

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– Hiromant 35 points 4 years ago +35 / -0

My parents grew up in communism. Lounging around doing nothing was among the things no-one was allowed to do. The police even raided daytime cinema sessions to interrogate people about why they weren't working. Salaries were low and largely random with little connection to the value created. These weaklings would be in for a surprise if it ever happened.

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– Galean 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0

Same thing my grandma was telling me about Romania. Everyone was working because you had no choice and if you did not have connections you were kind of fucked. You would also work where they told you, if they wanted more people in another part of the country they would just relocate them without a second thought. No one cared that you wanted to be a writer when they needed welders for instance.

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– reidj 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

Little connection to value created doesn't mean random. I suspect there would be a strong connection between higher salaries and connections with the people who make those decisions.

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– lolfail9001 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Salary is for peasants, proper apparatchik needs no stinky money to have everything he ever wanted provided by the system.

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– Decrixxx 29 points 4 years ago +29 / -0

at 18 years old you are obliged to work and you go to the mine. (if your family bribes the officer you go to the factory). if you got to go to the factory you go at shoveling the coal to the furnace all day (if your family bribes the head worker you go to the conveyor belt instead). while you hammer the metal parts and wrench those bullions 14 hours a day you withness those who had more money than you who bribed the head workers better, to play cards all day, nap, play with their thumbs, smirk at you, and even bully you.

you return in your plain grey cubicle house. you are destroyed and tired as hell, you have no strength nor will to do anything. the cubicle you live in is not yours it belongs to the factory and the resident are changed often at the whim of the officer. your companions are jealous and envious at there is at least one that will rat you out if you even produce something like a comic strip. he thinks he gets some benefits you get the punishment.

If you rebel and dare to strike, the factory supervisor comes with his henchmen armed with rifles and tells you straight in the face that or you go back to work or they will fire you and shoot you on the spot. once you are fired you are a burglar caught in the factory area.

if you are lucky to not get in the factory, and you get a better job you will still spend hours every day in a queue for the gummy bread and expect to work 20 years to be able to afford a grey house with one bedroom for your family. now work your ass off to put aside enough money so you can bribe your sons into the army or a state worker position.

either you get to a point where you hate this cursed world and seek only to destroy it. or you die so much inside that you submit to perform anything even the most souless deed just to improve your rent-seeking position and live better.

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– deleted 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0
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– w-duranty6489 28 points 4 years ago +28 / -0

The Holodomor shows what would happen when communism is achieved.

All your shit gets seized and government thugs magically appear to force you to starve to death.

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– DivvyDivet 24 points 4 years ago +24 / -0

Mainly write. I am by nature a writer but I can't afford to self publish. I'm disabled and even if anything I submitted was still acceptable after profit motivated changes my benefits wouldn't be safe & you rarely hit big the first time. No profit motive, no worries about sales

This guy is disabled. He'd be one of the earliest to be murdered. What a brainwashed idiot.

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– ghostfox1_ 14 points 4 years ago +14 / -0

Yep. He'd be against the wall pretty quick for not being able to contribute

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– current_horror 10 points 4 years ago +10 / -0

The "plenty" generated by capitalism is the only thing keeping him alive, and he wants to destroy it.

Is he unconsciously pruning himself from the gene pool?

That's not a joke, btw. I've started to consider the possibility that Marxism is a useful destructive phenomenon, like a forest fire clearing out the brush, except in this case the brush is a bunch of people.

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– drumdude29 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Yes. It used to be that genetic trash were ostracized and bullied, and if that was still not enough forced out of the group and therefore 'killed'. Modern society has done away with this with many safety nets, protections, and welfare.

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– Oppressinator 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

This guy has never heard of AO3.

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– ailurus 20 points 4 years ago +20 / -0

10 year old comedy sketch illustrating how their "utopia" would play out

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– GimmeFuelGimmeFire 17 points 4 years ago +17 / -0

"Haha I'm just going to play guitar or whatever"

YOU WILL DIG FOR URANIUM UNTIL YOU CAN NO LONGER LIFT YOUR SHOVEL, AND THEN YOU WILL BE DISCARDED INTO THE MASS GRAVE

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– AntonioOfVenice 5 points 4 years ago +5 / -0

Stop making communism sound so attractive. I can't wait for these people to be forced to dig for uranium.

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– the_nybbler 4 points 4 years ago +4 / -0

It's good schadenfreude, except you'll be next to them and share in the punishment when their slacking means you don't make quota.

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– meowmeow85 15 points 4 years ago +15 / -0

Does anybody have that old Twitter thread about what they want to do after the revolution, and some soyboy faggot chimes in thinking he's gonna be some Project Runway Tim Gunn for the new Red Army? That shit cracked me up.

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– the_nybbler 13 points 4 years ago +13 / -0

In the USSR work is a duty and a matter of honor for every able-bodied citizen, in accordance with the principle: "He who does not work, neither shall he eat".

Article 12 of the Soviet Constitution. (Amusingly, given godless commies and all, the origin is the New Testament, 2 Thessalonians 3:10)

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– AntonioOfVenice 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Fact check (a real one, not as the media uses it): correct.

ARTICLE 12. In the U.S.S.R. work is a duty and a matter of honour for every able-bodied citizen, in accordance with the principle: "He who does not work, neither shall he eat."

The principle applied in the U.S.S.R. is that of socialism : "From each according to his ability, to each according to his work."

https://www.marxists.org/reference/archive/stalin/works/1936/12/05.htm

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– cccpneveragain 12 points 4 years ago +12 / -0

Well, they definitely aren't Leninists then, because the whole "he who does not work shall not eat" would be a total deal breaker for them.

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– JiggsawCalrissian 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

Can't wait to be thrown into prison for life for being the first to stop laughing at dear leaders "hilarious" jokes

this happened in the USSR under stalin

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– AntonioOfVenice 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

That too, or do you mean that time the first one to stop clapping was sent to the gulags?

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– ghostfox1_ 8 points 4 years ago +8 / -0

I'll be long dead because I'm not going out on my knees like a bitch.

At least commies kill other commies, it's their one redeeming feature.

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– Oppressinator 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

Unironically, most of these people are trying to describe a non-consoomer lifestyle. They're so close to understanding beauty, "I'd walk in the woods and talk to my neighbors" being the main theme, but instead they lock themselves in their rooms watch five straight hours of rand paul tranny dash and then doomscroll twitter.

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– MetalGearMk4 7 points 4 years ago +7 / -0

I would love to see these retards faces if communism was achieved and they realize it's not what they thought it was

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– deleted 12 points 4 years ago +12 / -0
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– RealDrJester 6 points 4 years ago +6 / -0

Every single time socialism has been tried, people suffered, and never achieved what they dreamed of. From Fascist Italy, Nazi Germany, Commie Russia and more. People died and suffered. Genocide at industrial scale. They were either slaves, or sent to die at mines, farm to the bone so the higher ups could eat well, while they suffered. Or they would die at the front lines in a war because the higher ups have a massive ego and wants to expand their empire.

SOCIALISTS, of all kinds are utterly retarded.

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– LinkR 3 points 4 years ago +3 / -0

Holy shit. I can't even come up with any sort of smart ass reaction. Just.. holy shit.

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– GeneralBoobs 2 points 4 years ago +2 / -0

First: gulag Second: work farm third: intelligencia! fertilizer fourth: gulag fifth: military sixth: informant, stasi pet seventh: government bureaucrat eighth: gulag ninth: work farm

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– loubag1997 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

This was a hilarious read, thanks... I needed that.

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– norwegianwikin 1 point 4 years ago +1 / -0

Vee has a nice video showing how these people would live. https://youtu.be/a16btxOava81

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