In any other timeline, conspiracy theorists would be racking their brains to come up with meaning behind a DOE secretary traveling the country stealing luggage. Failed dead-drops, international espionage, etc.
But here in clownworld, everyone understands that he's just a homosexual lunatic trying to cope with being a massive faggot.
Right now there are all kinds of groomers willing to "sponsor" these confused children. The end goal is the state to "pay" for this sort of thing via the tax payer. Huge revenue opportunity.
Runaway shelters can assume parental consent or something. It's been a while since I read the story. I'm not looking it up for you, because I can't stand to look at the Adam's Family reject.
Poster-child for "LGBTPBBQ+-identified individuals are disproportionately likely to be sex pests, and the idelogical cancer of Social Justice enables and protects the sex pests."
This is way more serious than I thought. This guy must be desperate to feed his family with all this luggage he's stealing.
Has he started a GoFundMe? I know that federal employees at his level have to scrimp and save to make ends meet, what with how frugal our DC politicians are. Maybe we can help him and all of our other poor, underpaid federal administrators out.
In any other timeline, conspiracy theorists would be racking their brains to come up with meaning behind a DOE secretary traveling the country stealing luggage. Failed dead-drops, international espionage, etc.
But here in clownworld, everyone understands that he's just a homosexual lunatic trying to cope with being a massive faggot.
what if this is the cover.
What if it is actually dead drops and espionage, the degeneracy is a distraction. It's the perfect cover.
You wouldn't use an official for that kind of grunt work.
Especially not a bald faggot in a dress that sticks out like a sore thumb anywhere outside a gay bar.
Sick fuck wants to wear used women's clothing or something else he finds in those suitcases.
Maybe coupled with the thrills of theft and the opening of a mystery box.
Bravo!
Bring back hanging.
It won't be efficient enough if we ever get serious about solving the problem.
Sure it will, rope is reusable.
The real concern is how to dispose of so many corpses.
Around DC
I dunno, the Grand Canyon is a beautiful place. It seems denigrating to fill it up with dead pedophiles.
Sacrifice into a active volcano.
Kinda thinking we just burn them.
You can use them to feed pigs.
Will save a lot of money for farmers across the nation on livestock feed.
Open a chain of Big Willy restaurants. Bodies don't just fade away you know.
It's not about efficiency, it's about sending a message. The hangings will of course be public.
But it's great for morale.
We should hand him over to Saudi Arabia and ask them to judge him according to Islamic law.
Makes you wonder what Admiral Levine gets up to, doesn't it?
He was encouraging children to run away from their parents to circumvent parental consent and get their hormones/cosmetic surgery. One wonders ...
Where would they get money? This is a huge issue, like he wants homeless kids to depend on " helpful adults" they randomly meet???
Right now there are all kinds of groomers willing to "sponsor" these confused children. The end goal is the state to "pay" for this sort of thing via the tax payer. Huge revenue opportunity.
Then again, Harvey Milk had an underage, homeless drug addict as a boyfriend. Not like these people aren't all for child prostitution.
Very true.
Runaway shelters can assume parental consent or something. It's been a while since I read the story. I'm not looking it up for you, because I can't stand to look at the Adam's Family reject.
Whaaat? A mentally stable guy like that? I'm sure everything he does is on the up and up.
no, biden and his gang will defend him, nothing will happen to him
I still can't believe someone looked at this guy and thought he would make a good anything
Mulch, it's make good mulch
Comeon man. He's a kleptosexual. Born this way. Respect zers pronouns.
Kleptosexual? Gets off on stealing?
He's perfect for government work, makes sense to me.
send in animal control. with dangerous animal orders.
That just means we have a tranq loaded and ready to go. Most animal control departments don't use lethal force even as a last resort.
Source: Former Animal Control.
well shit
send some hunters then
What, what the fuck is that... THING in the picture!?
Your tax dollars at work.
Poster-child for "LGBTPBBQ+-identified individuals are disproportionately likely to be sex pests, and the idelogical cancer of Social Justice enables and protects the sex pests."
This is way more serious than I thought. This guy must be desperate to feed his family with all this luggage he's stealing.
Has he started a GoFundMe? I know that federal employees at his level have to scrimp and save to make ends meet, what with how frugal our DC politicians are. Maybe we can help him and all of our other poor, underpaid federal administrators out.
Presidential pardon incoming.