The Dear Leader Has Spoken
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Idiots will eat this shit up though
Albert Einstein, $100 bill, etc.
After this, baby Kamalla Harris was decapitated by Edward Longshanks due to her failed rebellion in Scotland.
I figure she got better, though?
Naturally. If you can believe this is true you can believe she recovered from that minor injury.
"Tis but a flesh wound!"
Ha! No mere man can keep her down!
She didn't just get better, she became your next President of the United States.
Witch-queen. Sounds about right.
And then everyone at the march stood up and applauded.
And that stroller's name? Michelle Obama
Then she played a full 18-hole round of golf and scored a 1.
Wow, what a powerful and totally original story! Not at all like the story MLK told in an interview for playboy back in the 60's.
Wait, seriously?
https://www.dailywire.com/news/fweedom-kamala-harris-story-about-demanding-civil-rights-as-toddler-lifted-from-1965-mlk-jr-interview
Wow. Just wow.
And it was a load of horseshit then, too.
interdasting
Same shit, different day.
Plagiarising whore, just like her soon-to-be ex-boss
Plagiarising whore, just like her soon-to-be ex-boss
...and this thing is going to be POTUS soon.
Maybe she needed that story told to her after being AG in California.
What, inventing Kwanzaa wasn't enough for you?
why does this read like a hollywood movie script?
Because it is
“And then I listened to some Tupac and put on my Kwanzaa hat.”
Cringe levels over 9000.
So parents aren't going to be allowed to strap their children into a stroller, but the government will be allowed to indefinitely detain the entire population in their homes. Such an interesting conception of "freedom".
"fweedom"... Freedom is so last century
She left out the part where 2Pac’s “How Do U Want It” was blaring in the background as this happened.
She clearly thinks everyone is retarded except for her.
Just over half the population, which is all they need, really.
if she's going to lie about something like this, what ISN'T she going to lie about?
Am I mentally defective for laughing at the third picture of that listing? Like wow the book is the size of a book who woulda thought.
#woke8yearold
I too remember what I said at 3 years old, plus the circumstances when that happened.
I just threw up in my mouth a little
I call horseshit.
If true, this is just a story about how she was brainwashed by her parents.
If you think there's even a 1% chance this story is true lol
I mean, the story is basically 'before I had any clue what was going on in the world, my parents drilled their politics into my head and I regurgitated the things they gave me approval for'.
There's nothing terribly unlikely about that sequence of events, and it doesn't make her look good, or cute. It makes her look like an NPC.
I mean, the story is basically 'before I had any clue what was going on in the world, my parents drilled their politics into my head and I regurgitated the things they gave me approval for'.
There's nothing terribly unlikely about that sequence of events, and it doesn't make her look good, or cute. It makes her look like an NPC.
Plagiarising whore, just like her soon-to-be ex-boss.
Ha ha, oh wow.
facebook tier OC.
And then she came to America and finally found the fweedom she wanted, to kill. Seriously, India, Jamaica, pick one lady and let me know how you want to be treated, because apparently if Americans are doing it wrong, then I want to learn from abroad.
I’m disappointed she didn’t say that Martin Luther King Jr was there too and picked her up and put her on his shoulders.