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SomeRando 16 points ago +16 / -0

I wish someone would tell them already that under socialism you still have to be useful. Atleast under capitalism you can do all of those things if you're entertaining enough to watch.

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SomeRando 12 points ago +12 / -0

It's just another filler job mill for the most useless fucking people on the continent in an initiative to address a manufactured non-issue. I hope they stumble and trip all over their own bureaucracy and DEI redtape.

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SomeRando 22 points ago +22 / -0

It's one of the saddest things in the world hearing about the "noble indian" when you're younger and imagining their reservations as being rich in spirit and heritage, vast swathes of turquiose-beaded teepees harmoniously nestled in the bossom of nature, at one with it even - "Hey I want to visit the indian reservation someday!" you say to yourself.

You then later realize you've actually passed it most of your early childhood, that rundown trailer park covered in heroin needles and piss stench matresses where your uncle buys illegal fireworks? That's the reservation. You were projecting how whites and asian/orientals like to live in the places important to their cultural heritage.

Dances with Wolves? More like "Dances on Meth".

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SomeRando 1 point ago +1 / -0

Here's the thing, I see them right across the street from eachother at times and the difference is like an ethnostate.

They are indeed overpriced, but sometimes that's the price to be paid to get away from "future scholars" and "socio-economic factors", where instead they are forced to show you them.

It's really too bad it's woke.

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SomeRando 4 points ago +4 / -0

If shitting in their dinner takes one press of a button I'll do it. Whatever bureaucratic misery this culminatively amounts to is worthwhile.

"If we get an average of 5 stars this month we get a pizza from the regional manager!" - ruined, because nobody rates it but me and a handful of other shmucks.

I also don't put things back on the shelves. "Clean it up wagie!" has become my passive aggressive creed for these places.

I will however put my cart back, for this is a hallmark of being white.

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SomeRando 3 points ago +3 / -0

Target is obnoxiously woke, but strangely enough only the quality whites in a given (shitty) area tend to go there. Walmart on the otherhand, you are bound to see an ugly, rootless, globohomo gremlin being carted around every corner.

For every one half-black baby or a mixed race couple I see, I dock a star on checkout. I very rarely mark up past three stars and usually mark one, being that it is the lowest and representative of the lowest common denominator that inhabits walmart. Target is usually a 3.

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SomeRando 7 points ago +7 / -0

That's funny, and how's that "black girl magic" working out for that 70% fatherlessness figure? Maybe black women need some "Afghan Girl Magic" to keep their fucking "babydaddy" from hauling ass.

All of their needs are met, most of them are fine and what's more they are a burden to no one. Leave them alone.

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SomeRando 7 points ago +7 / -0

Next thing you know they'll be urging whites to stay in their part of town, to which I say, "oh no anything but that!".

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SomeRando 4 points ago +4 / -0

My mistake, all unfuckable monstrocities preoccupy the same part of my brain.

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SomeRando 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have no idea what a "Lizzo" is, but I am sure HE is a classy lady.

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SomeRando 17 points ago +17 / -0

The last two panels should be him really awkwardly driving it in as they helplessly and impotently seeth - "the bone structure and everything, it's just so uncanny how much you look alike".

Sure, they might deflect but they're dying inside as they do.

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SomeRando 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Reproductive rights" are a fight over your party's favorite moneylaundering scheme, hardly a fight over your opinion or "rights", but rather a tug of war between the rich kids over who gets what piece of the pie (your "opinion" only occurs within the aperture of what THEY want - also, nice pullstring), you only happen to be in the middle. Genocide requires no opinion to be voiced, in fact, if a culture is permissive enough you can erode that culture by replacing its pertainent icons, landmarks, and history, grooming its genocide over time, and again, aperture - suddenly they want your balls gone and that becomes a "yes or no", where if they succeed, you submit. It's a manufactured 50/50 + a progressive push/pull through their various means of persuasion and subversion. No balls for you, you don't get a say or an "opinion" because that's already been decided for you with your basic bitch manufactured opinion. Racism is literally just a healthy sense of pattern recognition and boundaries, and is hardly an opinion or a choice if you listen to the Robin Di'Angelo's of the world.

If a comment is made in bad faith it makes sense to prune, but who is acting in bad faith here? Enjoy cleaning up peepeepoopoo, janny. No sympathy.

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SomeRando 10 points ago +10 / -0

So a based convention? Never thought I'd see the day.

Toasts all around!

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SomeRando 6 points ago +6 / -0

It's stupid to drink it at all, and frankly I hope they keep doing this. I hope beer and every shackle of our cultural restraints goes full globohomo. I want people to be viscerally disgusted by the things being used to poison them. Corporate thinks it conditioning and people will get used to the humiliation and accept these things as the new normal, reality says different - people are very naturally revulsed by what they're seeing. There is a fatigue that is unaccounted for.

If you must however, go for the gusto, get it over with, ditch all the carbs and punch yourself directly in the liver instead of finishing a 12 pack full of God-knows-what in additional estrogenic compounds.

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SomeRando 14 points ago +14 / -0

As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American. Virtually all of these companies donned the LGBTWTFBBQ flag the exact moment it became convenient - in fact, this product literally saps your testosterone and gives you tits, why is everyone in such shock?

If you're not drinking what tastes like fucking engine cleaner and saying "dzien dobry!" to that weird ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.

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SomeRando 8 points ago +8 / -0

Like cat urine, copious amounts of perfume, and week old soiled panties I reckon.

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SomeRando 19 points ago +19 / -0

With the shitshow that a regular ass cafe is behind the scenes, I cannot imagine what a neurotic clusterfuck that working environment is.

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SomeRando 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thing is, the only string of logic these people follow is "YOU'S A BITCH!" and that you have money, therefore they're going to take it from you. It is not very likely that they have regard for you or your life - they have no such discretion or moral code, nor do they often have the IQ to process future-tense hypotheticals or empathy, and will more than likely harm or even kill you to achieve these ends. Imprisonment means fucking nothing to them and doing so (causing you or a loved one serious harm) would bring them a net positive in the form of clout.

We live in an entirely different dimension in terms of law and morality.

If I can't trust that you aren't going to pluck my fingers off and rape my family and you're breaking into my home at night, I am shooting you. End of story.

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SomeRando 6 points ago +6 / -0

If he were a nazi one would've hoped he'd have shot up something a bit higher up the ladder.

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SomeRando 7 points ago +7 / -0

More like "I like nice things", you cushy suburbanite. This is why your cities smell like rank piss and why the business owners who pulled them out of the muck with their tax dollars are going to leave.

Deal with these people for a decade or more and you'll be extremely blackpilled.

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