As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American. Virtually all of these companies donned the LGBTWTFBBQ flag the exact moment it became convenient - in fact, this product literally saps your testosterone and gives you tits, why is everyone in such shock?
If you're not drinking what tastes like fucking engine cleaner and saying "dzien dobry!" to that weird ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.
It's stupid to drink it at all, and frankly I hope they keep doing this. I hope beer and every shackle of our cultural restraints goes full globohomo. I want people to be viscerally disgusted by the things being used to poison them. Corporate thinks it conditioning and people will get used to the humiliation and accept these things as the new normal, reality says different - people are very naturally revulsed by what they're seeing. There is a fatigue that is unaccounted for.
If you must however, go for the gusto, get it over with, ditch all the carbs and punch yourself directly in the liver instead of finishing a 12 pack full of God-knows-what in additional estrogenic compounds.
As much as I dislike contrived "representation" and the adjacent politics surrounding it, if you are not drinking the cheapest, bottom-the-shelf, most unreadable Polish vodka by this point I am of the earnest belief that you are not a red-blooded American. Virtually all of these companies donned the LGBTWTFBBQ flag the exact moment it became convenient - in fact, this product literally saps your testosterone and gives you tits, why is everyone in such shock?
If you're not drinking what tastes like fucking engine cleaner and saying "dzien dobry!" to that weird ubiquitous radio voice guy who is in all the stores but also dubs all of the TV shows over in Poland, you aren't ready for what happens next.
It's stupid to drink it at all, and frankly I hope they keep doing this. I hope beer and every shackle of our cultural restraints goes full globohomo. I want people to be viscerally disgusted by the things being used to poison them. Corporate thinks it conditioning and people will get used to the humiliation and accept these things as the new normal, reality says different - people are very naturally revulsed by what they're seeing. There is a fatigue that is unaccounted for.
If you must however, go for the gusto, get it over with, ditch all the carbs and punch yourself directly in the liver instead of finishing a 12 pack full of God-knows-what in additional estrogenic compounds.
Engine cleaner? You can run a jet on that shit.
Anyways Russians made a vodka air conditioner. you should look into it.