If shitting in their dinner takes one press of a button I'll do it. Whatever bureaucratic misery this culminatively amounts to is worthwhile.

"If we get an average of 5 stars this month we get a pizza from the regional manager!" - ruined, because nobody rates it but me and a handful of other shmucks.

I also don't put things back on the shelves. "Clean it up wagie!" has become my passive aggressive creed for these places.

I will however put my cart back, for this is a hallmark of being white.