Elon is a Bond Villain suddenly
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I agree calling everyone you don't agree with a secret NAZI is the most overt way of declaring you're a retard and should be dealt with by not so secret NAZIs
Good grief these idiots see Nazis in their breakfast each morning. Reminds me I need to buy the bond books. I’ll see if Amazon has a complete set like I did for Wheel of Time
*Looks at Cap'n Crunch nervously*
Hey I still enjoy crunch berries on occasion
Crunchberries is one of the few cereals that still taste like it did when I was kid
Since I try to eat better now it’s a once in a blue moon treat
It's part of a balanced breakfast
(TL note: The "balance" is the eggs, toast, bacon, and orange juice in the background of the commercial shot)
Haven’t you seen. Cap’n Crunch is WHITE! Basically a Nazi.
Count Chocula and Frankenberry's less popular spinoff, Der Obergrapenfuhrer
Now I wanna use AI to make a mock commercial for Nazi breakfast cereal...
"Der obersturmfuhrer sagt dass Energiebits teil einer ausgewogenen ernahrung fur heranwachsende Arier sind!"
🎶🎵 Hearts, stars, and swastikas, daggers and Sig runes!
🎶🎵 Heaps of gypsy corpses, gold teeth and shoes!
Der Völkischly delicious!
Careful, I heard a year or so ago that they were planning to remove "objectionable stereotypes" in the representation of blacks when he's in the Caribbean, and probably other things too. Make sure you get copies that predate this. I also heard something about only being able to get all of the books in Canada due to some copyright stuff in Europe and America. Worth looking into.
Ok. I take it any publishing date prior to 2016 should be good? I’ll also look for used copies. Thanks for the heads up. Actually to support small business I should check with my local used bookstore.
Looks like the article talking about it was from 2023, so you should be good:
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/james-bond-ian-fleming-books-racist-edit-publisher/
I recall Thunderball being a good read several decades ago but I couldn't tell you what it was about now. Might be time to revisit some old cinema.
Must have been a good book they made it a movie twice
It's Swatilicious!👍
I mean, let's be honest, Elon is the BIGGEST candidate to be a Bond Villian. But I put him more as Hank Scorpio from the Simpson as he fucking won!
WEF's Klaus Schwab and Fauci both seem like much more likely candidates.
You have to look at both the actions and the intended results. In Musk's case, those are the farthest thing from being sinister and destructive. He wouldn't be much of a villain.
An autistic attention whore billionaire who feels the need to lie about being good at video games would defintely be an interesting Bond villain.
I'm so sick of the endless passive aggressive semi-ironic bitch moves that pass for humor among the midwit class.
the world could do with a real life Bond villain. He couldn't possibly be worse than our current governments.
I'm seeing a lot of this stuff among my lefty friends. I'll try to keep it controlled or make a multi image thing.
I'm not trying to tell you what to do, but I have to ask. Why do you still have lefty friends?
You know they'd drop you like a stone the second they smelled anything right wing from you. Even if you don't feel it's anything remotely right wing. You're talking with and potentially hanging around with people who feel like if you sneeze and lean right one too many times to do it would be enough to cut you out of their lives.
I could only walk on eggshells for so long around them before I was cast out like a leper. It'll happen to you too sooner or later.
Bro nearly got gulag'd by one of them during COVID, and he still thinks they can be redeemed. It's getting kind of old.
No, I cut off connections with that one. Honestly, most of the hardcore ones have been making themselves miserable by trying to prove their purity more and more. Displays against Trump are not the worst of it.
Years ago I left a certain online social media group that a few friends were in when it was starting to get very toxic; I'm sure the leftist mods would have eventually banned me anyway.
I heard that a couple months after I left, there was an outbreak of tantrums and moderator activism; and the group broke up into five smaller groups. Then they coalesced two groups. The people responsible for it all now reign as supreme gatekeepers in their groups, and nobody questions the hiveminds.
But enough about Something Awful.
Can these people contextualize anything without relating it to fiction?
Dude, they think Trump is illegally doing things and will be leading the fascist regime to new tyranny. Biden was so much better.
They're the Good Guys so anything they do is a Good Thing just like the Avengers or Harry Potter (wait, they don't like that one anymore?)
Wait until they learn a "German Doctor" wanted to experiment in people using the vaccine for the disease he had created a few years ago
What do you mean suddenly? We've been making Hank Scorpio jokes for years at this point.
https://kotakuinaction2.win/p/19AKP4pHYg/shitpost-ish-elon-continues-on-t/c/
Dolly had braces!
The sheep?
Parton probably had some internal bracing on those things.
But I think the other guy means this
No doubt.
“Almost exactly?”
Somehow... I could imagine Stephen Seagal playing the villain part in a remake.
Leftists using pop culture as political discourse again like the emotionally stunted malcontents they are
this is a world-wide coordinated hitjob by the lying media. basically the entire media-industrial complex in europe is having headlines about elon destroying his legacy. 0 metions of the lefts terrorist attacks.
ah, so the reason Elon wants to go to Mars is to start building Fourth Reich there, of course
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv0w_XFWFvg
just look up the pic of elon in a black leather mantle and imagine him headbanging to this.