94 Elon is a Bond Villain suddenly (media.kotakuinaction2.win) posted 11 days ago by AlfredicEnglishRules 11 days ago by AlfredicEnglishRules +95 / -1 45 comments download share 45 comments share download save hide report block hide replies
*Looks at Cap'n Crunch nervously*
Hey I still enjoy crunch berries on occasion
Crunchberries is one of the few cereals that still taste like it did when I was kid
Since I try to eat better now it’s a once in a blue moon treat
It's part of a balanced breakfast
Haven’t you seen. Cap’n Crunch is WHITE! Basically a Nazi.
Count Chocula and Frankenberry's less popular spinoff, Der Obergrapenfuhrer
Now I wanna use AI to make a mock commercial for Nazi breakfast cereal...
"Der obersturmfuhrer sagt dass Energiebits teil einer ausgewogenen ernahrung fur heranwachsende Arier sind!"
🎶🎵 Hearts, stars, and swastikas, daggers and Sig runes!
🎶🎵 Heaps of gypsy corpses, gold teeth and shoes!
Der Völkischly delicious!