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JohnTheBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

I find AI crap so funny. The text ones are basically just a Google search that gets everything wrong

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JohnTheBased 8 points ago +8 / -0

From the drug commercials, it's more like if those had a 5% chance of causing implosive diarrhea, spontaneous combustion, shrunken lungs, insulin allergies, instant alzheimers, or bleeding from every major organ. And that's what they say in commercials too (also for like skin medicine, or diabetes medicine)

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JohnTheBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's funny too. I've heard Alderall is sold illegally, so he could just sell it to make some money

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JohnTheBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

I love the "Shakira and J-Lo" picture that's on this from the link. Hilarious to for that to be above how migrants are using up all the taxes

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JohnTheBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks for saving me a watch. A real durability test would eventually break it

Edit: Now that I think about it, I think he probably wanted it damaged to keep using it

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JohnTheBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'll bet you 1 dollar

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JohnTheBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

I know you are, but what am I?

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JohnTheBased 6 points ago +6 / -0

How far did he go? Box cutter? Dropping it? Crow bar? This thing isn't a Nokia, something will break it

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JohnTheBased 4 points ago +9 / -5

I guarantee Trump told Elon to do that. He said "The Juice told me to make a database, and so I need you to disagree with me. Accuse me of being on the Epstein list or something. Give the media another story to cover instead"

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JohnTheBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

I want to start saying "Gas the Rich" in hopes that it catches on and they realize the irony of "Eat the Rich" (Because it's Antisemitic to put """Rich People""" into ovens)

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JohnTheBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes. He will be playing Link as a inside joke for the community

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JohnTheBased 10 points ago +10 / -0

Oh no, what ever will they do without their cheap seasonal novelties? Trump is really evil for cutting their spending

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JohnTheBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thats what Google said. That it might have been Gen Z slang like the "Fanum Tax" at first

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JohnTheBased 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol, I'm a Zoomer and I'm half of those things. Thank God I'm not fruity. And least I don't know what kvetching is

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JohnTheBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

I like them on for in case I could help, but on a cheap phone I got recently, I'd gotten 51 on my day off on the phone. All the same kid too, Several counties away.

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JohnTheBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

2 wrongs don't make a right, but 3 lefts do

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JohnTheBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

Free my boy, he ain't done nothing!!

The boy in question:

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JohnTheBased 1 point ago +1 / -0

I kinda like it, looks like an Xbox 360 Handheld. I'd buy it if it worked with steam games

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JohnTheBased 2 points ago +2 / -0

He made Graduation (From that one one Art School in Germany)

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