I actively avoid anything to do with Star Wars. I used to be obsessed with it as a kid, but Disney has managed to make it so uncool that I didn't even bother pirating the Boba Fett show.
Why do I have a feeling of dread when I hear that name?
/checks notes
Oh, right.
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men: Dark Phoenix
This is the man Marvel let write the Dark Phoenix movie, twice, and both sucked.
Aka, "if I had a nickel for every Dark Phoenix movie written by Simon Kinberg I'd have two shit nickels, which isn't a lot but it's absurd it's happened twice".
That's a separate issue. You'll get good writers and bad writers almost anywhere, but this specific guy has a history for being so shit he was still hired to do the exact same thing again and the result was still shit!
Oh really? Is that how Y'ALL feel? Y'ALL don't like it? Well then why don't Y'ALL fund and produce Y'ALL's own movie? Y'ALL don't like that idea, do Y'ALL?
... with that and I hate to say that I would not watch and will spend the rest of my days denouncing this franchise that I have loved forever. The new Jedi order better be multicultural with a Black super powerful lead. We ain’t playing yall!
Now let's hear his opinion on trenders and mass immigration.
Motherfucker fucker thinks James Earl Jones and Samuel L Jackson are mirages. Lead villain is still lead, and Windu lead plenty of eps in the animated series.
I mean we had a CHANCE with the Disney ones as they originally in the trailers made it look like Finn would be the Jedi and that was interesting having a Stormtrooper defect and join the Jedi.
He was turned into a joke and replaced by a Mary Sue White woman for lead very quickly in TFA.
I think part of the reason is because China REALLY don't like Blacks and they were pandering HARD to China at the time so sidelined the Black guy and Women are ALWAYS higher on the pecking order for diversity hiring even above race.
The last Black Jedi I remember was Samuel Jackson and despite limited scenes compared to others he was cool but the writing talent is so bad nowadays you DON'T want to be represented in a Star Wars film, even White guys.
Standard answer is the Thrawn Trilogy starting with Heir to the Empire. Although Truce at Bakura starts minutes after ROTJ ends. I’d start with the trilogy and move from there as you please. There are books and comics before prequels, during prequels, OT timeframe, and post ROTJ
And reva in the kenobi show. Basically any time they try to make a block woman the lead, it fails. Because they are the most disliked demo on the planet.
A black woman theoritically has as much screen time as all lead white people combined in starwars at this point lol. If we count her appearance in the show versus all the quigons, luke, anakin, rey.
Star wars is dead, there is no saving it. Libelism must remain in the grave as a lesson. Let Disney suffer the financial failure of this franchise until they sell the IP and a new company retcons EVERYTHING back to the original trilogy, restores the expanded universe and starts over.
ESG has them covered. The globohomo plays the long game. There is a reason why microsoft, disney, sony, and all these companies are like this way. They are so big and they have esg to back them with trillions of dollars.
After decades of brainwashing, they will be rewarded.
All these companies buying up competition and all we end up is 1 to 3 companies running everything in one sector. Pretty soon sony will buy kodakawa and will probably relocate them to california.
And funnily enough Disney might have satisfied goons like this if they did what fans initially assumed and made Finn the star of the new trilogy. Stormtrooper goes AWOL, discovers he's force sensitive, trains to be a Jedi. There would have been potential there for a much better story than what we got. Have Rey tag along as the plucky rogue character to fill the Han Solo role. The execution probably would have still been awful, but the plot would have made more sense.
If this was a different time line, I’d tell them to go blame China for not getting a Black Jedi. Before the Last Shit, I thought it would be fun to see Finn be the protagonist and Rey being one tempted by the Dark Side. Now, I want them to do a Mace Windu movie just to do Samual L. Jackson dirty again.
I hope it's an (redesigned to be more bear-like) Ewok just to mess with shit like this guy. Or a Wookie. I'd love to see this nigger's brains blow up over being passed over for a sapient sloth.
Imagine caring about anything Star wars still after the absolute disaster that was the Disney Rey trilogy.
I actively avoid anything to do with Star Wars. I used to be obsessed with it as a kid, but Disney has managed to make it so uncool that I didn't even bother pirating the Boba Fett show.
Also avoid Star Wars now, but sometimes bias makes you miss something good.
Like Andor season 1 was pretty good. A little slow, but reminiscent of the original three.
Golem upset at kike director. More at 11.
This is going to be even worse, Simon Kinberg was the writer behind both of the X-Men movies that tried adapting the Dark Phoenix story.
Wait, really? He made X-Men 3 and then got another shot at it?
Fail upwards/sideways. These assholes will forever fuck up our media.
There are only THREE Star Wars movies.
2 1/2. Ewoks are gay.
Waa white people made a story and didn’t put niggers in it
Worse. Lando and Mace don't count for some reason. Despite being popular and beloved characters.
He won't rest until the main character of the trilogy is Davonte Dindu.
With a white woman love interest, of course
Lando wasn't a Jedi (neither was Capt. Panaka but he seems to only be remembered for the memes anyhow)
And? People who think Jedi are the only thing that matters in Star Wars are half the problem.
Jar Jar Binks is what happened when Lucas was told to include a negro.
They really should have gone with the Darth Jar Jar theory.
Why do I have a feeling of dread when I hear that name?
/checks notes
Oh, right.
This is the man Marvel let write the Dark Phoenix movie, twice, and both sucked.
Aka, "if I had a nickel for every Dark Phoenix movie written by Simon Kinberg I'd have two shit nickels, which isn't a lot but it's absurd it's happened twice".
The ‘berg’ should have been enough. Seeing that I now expect the next Jedi to be black.
That's a separate issue. You'll get good writers and bad writers almost anywhere, but this specific guy has a history for being so shit he was still hired to do the exact same thing again and the result was still shit!
That is called jewish privilege.
Oh really? Is that how Y'ALL feel? Y'ALL don't like it? Well then why don't Y'ALL fund and produce Y'ALL's own movie? Y'ALL don't like that idea, do Y'ALL?
Jewish shekels will be fine. Waves hand.
Now let's hear his opinion on trenders and mass immigration.
His profile picture says gentleman, his tweets say ghetto trash.
Blacks kids can't read or write but he's focused on the important issues.
I know I only learned how to read because I saw myself represented by Luke when he blew up the Death Star.
If Jamaal Bowman doesn’t like the next Star Wars film, he’ll pull the fire alarm on his way out of the theater.
Don’t be silly. Guys like him don’t go to the movie theater to watch movies. They go for a conversation with their friends.
He already sounds like a Star Wars character.
Ed.D mix a doctorate in education. “Y’all wilding”? Ffs
This is the congressman that pulled the fire alarm. He got primaried this year and will be completely out next session.
who the fuck actually talks like this?
Ghetto trash
Motherfucker fucker thinks James Earl Jones and Samuel L Jackson are mirages. Lead villain is still lead, and Windu lead plenty of eps in the animated series.
Vader wasn't black. At least, not in that way.
He doesn't give a fuck about the actual lore, he just wants melanin gibs and Jones got paid so he can stfu.
This ghetto babbling bix nood nigger is a US representative lmao
I mean we had a CHANCE with the Disney ones as they originally in the trailers made it look like Finn would be the Jedi and that was interesting having a Stormtrooper defect and join the Jedi.
He was turned into a joke and replaced by a Mary Sue White woman for lead very quickly in TFA.
I think part of the reason is because China REALLY don't like Blacks and they were pandering HARD to China at the time so sidelined the Black guy and Women are ALWAYS higher on the pecking order for diversity hiring even above race.
The last Black Jedi I remember was Samuel Jackson and despite limited scenes compared to others he was cool but the writing talent is so bad nowadays you DON'T want to be represented in a Star Wars film, even White guys.
If it's not a specific niche or small independent film, that'll remain true in the West for years to come.
I’m still happy reading the EU. Disney made me not care about new Star Wars projects
Any recommendations? I've always been interested in it
Standard answer is the Thrawn Trilogy starting with Heir to the Empire. Although Truce at Bakura starts minutes after ROTJ ends. I’d start with the trilogy and move from there as you please. There are books and comics before prequels, during prequels, OT timeframe, and post ROTJ
I only know about "wilding" because that's what the Central Park 5 were doing at the time they raped and nearly killed that woman.
Don't worry Jamaaalalamadingdong, this will never see the inside of a theater.
Wtf? They already have a black woman for that lame ass star wars acolyte show. An entire season of her..
And reva in the kenobi show. Basically any time they try to make a block woman the lead, it fails. Because they are the most disliked demo on the planet.
Two! She played twins!
A black woman theoritically has as much screen time as all lead white people combined in starwars at this point lol. If we count her appearance in the show versus all the quigons, luke, anakin, rey.
Cool. Lets combine nigger fatigue with Star Wars fatigue. Let see how much money they want to lose.
People are actually starving for good Star Wars, but they’ll never get it until Kathleen is fired.
Who does this person "represent" when he can barely speak English?
Star wars is dead, there is no saving it. Libelism must remain in the grave as a lesson. Let Disney suffer the financial failure of this franchise until they sell the IP and a new company retcons EVERYTHING back to the original trilogy, restores the expanded universe and starts over.
ESG has them covered. The globohomo plays the long game. There is a reason why microsoft, disney, sony, and all these companies are like this way. They are so big and they have esg to back them with trillions of dollars.
After decades of brainwashing, they will be rewarded.
All these companies buying up competition and all we end up is 1 to 3 companies running everything in one sector. Pretty soon sony will buy kodakawa and will probably relocate them to california.
And funnily enough Disney might have satisfied goons like this if they did what fans initially assumed and made Finn the star of the new trilogy. Stormtrooper goes AWOL, discovers he's force sensitive, trains to be a Jedi. There would have been potential there for a much better story than what we got. Have Rey tag along as the plucky rogue character to fill the Han Solo role. The execution probably would have still been awful, but the plot would have made more sense.
Ok thanks. I'd just hate to buy something and it be riddled with tHe MeSsAgE
There's no salvaging this mess
My guess is the lead will be a transgender half/cat half/human abomination.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Cathar
Edit: Don't read that shitty "canon" link, look at the Legends one.
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Cathar/Legends
Yup, but make it a tranny
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Juhani
Not an actual troon but there was an intended lesbian romance plot for the character and the graphics don't do the face any favours.
Kilrathi?
If this was a different time line, I’d tell them to go blame China for not getting a Black Jedi. Before the Last Shit, I thought it would be fun to see Finn be the protagonist and Rey being one tempted by the Dark Side. Now, I want them to do a Mace Windu movie just to do Samual L. Jackson dirty again.
I hope it's an (redesigned to be more bear-like) Ewok just to mess with shit like this guy. Or a Wookie. I'd love to see this nigger's brains blow up over being passed over for a sapient sloth.
I hope it's a toydarian
A Gungan that even other Gungans hate.