Also: this is completely antithetical to everything the X-Men stand for. Xavier encourages his students to accept themselves for what they are, while transsexuality is about rejecting what you are and living in denial.
I didn't even notice the "oops I leaned too close to the paint bucket" hair until you mentioned it. They made it the same color as her jacket, which means in almost every scene it's going to blend in with it.
I'm the polar opposite of artistically talented and even I could immediately tell what a terrible design choice this is.
I'm the polar opposite of artistically talented and even I could immediately tell what a terrible design choice this is.
Wait until you see how Thunderbird is after being resurrected. His new look is totally something you would expect from a someone who is native American.
I have found it beneficial to pretend that all comic books just stopped being printed around 1995, like how people pretend Star Wars ended after the first three movies.
Putting the name Gordon Ramsey on the wreck of a meal I make for myself doesn't make it a Gordon Ramsey dish any more than some marxist slapping a name on a train wreck makes it canon.
2006 is the cutoff point for the vast majority of music and movies/tv and books, while 2012 is the point for games. After that... There's too much shit to sift through to find what's great so I just stick to my old games lol.
It's a group of hipsters larping as X-Men with no actual powers using alien tech. One of them does eventually develop mutant powers and jealousy sets in before it all gets resolved with the non-binary Doctor Who looking female leader "accepting" the black girl for who she is. After complaining about her because the black girl was the one who got powers and not the leader.
Because as is repeatedly the case the writers for the films are morons. They used the same writer for Last Stand [the first shitty Dark Phoenix film] as they did for the actual Dark Phoenix film.
Alternatively someone didn't want Jennifer Lawrence being having to deal with the mother plotline despite the fact First Class even had Nightcrawler's biological father, Azazel, in the film as a minor character. You know, the red, Nightcrawler looking teleporter.
Very few, if any, superhero movies ever bother to actually go further into the source material than a film/comic title and basic premise so it's not really surprising at this point how badly some of the more nuanced topics are either skipped over or totally contradicted.
The X-Men currently have a method to bring people back from death that can do precisely that.
Cerebro can create mental snapshots of mutant brain.
Five specific mutants, called The Five, then do the following:
Goldenballs/Egg creates a non viable egg as a foundation.
Proteus warps reality to make the egg viable.
Elixir catalyses the process of life and begins new cellular activity.
Tempus accelerates time so the egg develops to a desired age.
Hope synchronises The Five and lets them work at their best.
Then a telepath, Xavier, Jean Grey, Hope, whoever implants the mental snapshot into the now hatched egg and restores a deceased mutant to life.
They've used these resurrection protocols thousands, if not millions, of times in the current Krakoa arcs effectively beating death.
It's been mentioned edits can be made to the egg during development as requested and it's also been mentioned several requests have been made to put some minds into a body based off Magneto. Which is very much possible as Proteus inhabits bodies that are clones of Xavier as the way Proteus' powers work means he burns through his body the more he uses his powers so they have backups ready for him to use. When he has a lot of resurrections to do he may burn through a body in as short as a day it's that frequent.
The only limits in place are proof of death is required before someone can be resurrected to prevent two copies walking around. There is nothing stopping mind's being reborn in other bodies so the concept of a trans mutant is just as flawed as a trans character in Dungeons and Dragons where multiple options exist that literally can change a physical body from one sex to the other.
Doesn't Marvel have forced-shape-changers? Like people who can alter the forms of others? Reality-warpers or re-writers? Magic rocks that make reality whatever they choose it to be?
You'd think it'd be a fetishy weekend-service offered there, not some half-successful-at-BEST medical hackjob. "Try the other side, 50 bucks a day. Provide your insurance and we'll charge a clean million to them but no cost to you for permanent."
See my other comment ITT. Mutants have a means that dead mutants can be reborn in new bodies and there isn't a mutant law stopping the rebirth being in another body.
So trans mutants wouldn't exist because they literally can change the body.
Speaking of,
forced-shape-changers
Yes, there's a mutant called Masque that has the power to reshape flesh like a plastic surgeon would except it's entirely biological. So that's another option that exists alongside the resurrection protocols which means trans mutants wouldn't exist because they would get the body they claim to want so much.
Every time I see shit like this, I remember an issue of The New 52 from about 10-12 years back. Where everyone had their representation before it was cool. And nobody bought it.
Also: this is completely antithetical to everything the X-Men stand for. Xavier encourages his students to accept themselves for what they are, while transsexuality is about rejecting what you are and living in denial.
but what if rejecting who they are IS who they are?
Then you take them out back behind the woodshed.
Challenge them to pushups?
The woodchipper needs warming
They literally took April O’Neil, made her more chunky, then gave her a jacket and danger hair.
It's like some mutant dude wanted to be April O'Neil when he grew up.
But with all his powers, he still couldn't become a real girl.
I didn't even notice the "oops I leaned too close to the paint bucket" hair until you mentioned it. They made it the same color as her jacket, which means in almost every scene it's going to blend in with it.
I'm the polar opposite of artistically talented and even I could immediately tell what a terrible design choice this is.
Wait until you see how Thunderbird is after being resurrected. His new look is totally something you would expect from a someone who is native American.
Nigga now looks like from the Amazon, but in the first pic he was an amputee.
I have found it beneficial to pretend that all comic books just stopped being printed around 1995, like how people pretend Star Wars ended after the first three movies.
Pretend?
Putting the name Gordon Ramsey on the wreck of a meal I make for myself doesn't make it a Gordon Ramsey dish any more than some marxist slapping a name on a train wreck makes it canon.
And by first three you of course mean chronologically. You'll never take away my Combat Yoda and my autistic emo Vader.
Smart. Same with sports. NBA in 2011. NFL in 2017. CFB in 2019.
2006 is the cutoff point for the vast majority of music and movies/tv and books, while 2012 is the point for games. After that... There's too much shit to sift through to find what's great so I just stick to my old games lol.
I think you mean literally all media.
I give it about an hour before somebody somewhere does something with that
They already did.
"It's an X-Man I tells ya!"
Happened over a year ago
https://marvel.fandom.com/wiki/Children_of_the_Atom_Vol_1_1
It's a group of hipsters larping as X-Men with no actual powers using alien tech. One of them does eventually develop mutant powers and jealousy sets in before it all gets resolved with the non-binary Doctor Who looking female leader "accepting" the black girl for who she is. After complaining about her because the black girl was the one who got powers and not the leader.
It was a shit series.
“IT’S X-MA-AM”
Escapade: I think I'm another gender!
Mystique: Laughs maniacally
Mystique can appear like others but is still female when it comes down to things. She's Nightcrawlers biological mother.
That's interesting, why isn't this referenced in any of the dozen X-Men films?
Because as is repeatedly the case the writers for the films are morons. They used the same writer for Last Stand [the first shitty Dark Phoenix film] as they did for the actual Dark Phoenix film.
Alternatively someone didn't want Jennifer Lawrence being having to deal with the mother plotline despite the fact First Class even had Nightcrawler's biological father, Azazel, in the film as a minor character. You know, the red, Nightcrawler looking teleporter.
Very few, if any, superhero movies ever bother to actually go further into the source material than a film/comic title and basic premise so it's not really surprising at this point how badly some of the more nuanced topics are either skipped over or totally contradicted.
Transvestites are mutants, so that makes sense
Technically the truth.
Techniclaly theyre mentally ill, but not sure if its genetic or because they were groomed.
In this month's action-packed issue, Doc Transphibius smells Escapade's infected lower region coming from a mile away.
Lol, they already had a trans X-Men, Kitty Pride.
Weaknesses: Suicide, reality, dysmorphia
The X-Men currently have a method to bring people back from death that can do precisely that.
Cerebro can create mental snapshots of mutant brain.
Five specific mutants, called The Five, then do the following:
Goldenballs/Egg creates a non viable egg as a foundation.
Proteus warps reality to make the egg viable.
Elixir catalyses the process of life and begins new cellular activity.
Tempus accelerates time so the egg develops to a desired age.
Hope synchronises The Five and lets them work at their best.
Then a telepath, Xavier, Jean Grey, Hope, whoever implants the mental snapshot into the now hatched egg and restores a deceased mutant to life.
They've used these resurrection protocols thousands, if not millions, of times in the current Krakoa arcs effectively beating death.
It's been mentioned edits can be made to the egg during development as requested and it's also been mentioned several requests have been made to put some minds into a body based off Magneto. Which is very much possible as Proteus inhabits bodies that are clones of Xavier as the way Proteus' powers work means he burns through his body the more he uses his powers so they have backups ready for him to use. When he has a lot of resurrections to do he may burn through a body in as short as a day it's that frequent.
The only limits in place are proof of death is required before someone can be resurrected to prevent two copies walking around. There is nothing stopping mind's being reborn in other bodies so the concept of a trans mutant is just as flawed as a trans character in Dungeons and Dragons where multiple options exist that literally can change a physical body from one sex to the other.
They know trannies are unholy abominations that will never be real women which is why the push them on us for demoralization.
But that way they don't get to prance about virtue signalling about how Stunning And Brave (tm) they are
exterminate the transmutants !!!
It's fine folks, he kills himself in the first couple of pages.
Does anyone actually even read Marvel anymore. Isn't it just a Disney money sink?
Doesn't Marvel have forced-shape-changers? Like people who can alter the forms of others? Reality-warpers or re-writers? Magic rocks that make reality whatever they choose it to be?
You'd think it'd be a fetishy weekend-service offered there, not some half-successful-at-BEST medical hackjob. "Try the other side, 50 bucks a day. Provide your insurance and we'll charge a clean million to them but no cost to you for permanent."
See my other comment ITT. Mutants have a means that dead mutants can be reborn in new bodies and there isn't a mutant law stopping the rebirth being in another body.
So trans mutants wouldn't exist because they literally can change the body.
Speaking of,
Yes, there's a mutant called Masque that has the power to reshape flesh like a plastic surgeon would except it's entirely biological. So that's another option that exists alongside the resurrection protocols which means trans mutants wouldn't exist because they would get the body they claim to want so much.
"trans mutant"
KEK
Aaaand it kills itself in issue 2.
Every time I see shit like this, I remember an issue of The New 52 from about 10-12 years back. Where everyone had their representation before it was cool. And nobody bought it.
Still less crazy than the ecoterrorist with the antlers.
They should have named it Pinocchiette. He wanted to become a 'real boy' and it wants to become a 'real girl'
Wouldn't it be Pinocchia?
Looking forward to the -11 copies this will sell.
Never change, Uncle Ethan.
Faster than a speeding janny!
More powerful than his self-preservation instinct!
Able to leap the barriers between bathroom stalls in a single bound!
It's a man! It's a "woman"! It's supertran!