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Rattatata 17 points ago +17 / -0

I’ll probably skip it just the fact that Seth “Giggling Bitch” Rogen plays a talking Donkey Kong. After the 90s Donkey King Country cartoon, DK should never ever have a human voice again (especially that bafoon.)

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Rattatata 9 points ago +9 / -0

That is the dumbest idea ever. People would just buy loads of stuff that won’t expire to sell back when they needed money. It would just make people hoarders.

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Rattatata 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look at the tread in response to the tweet. Loads of suspended accounts and “Deleted by Author.” Twitter is protecting his ass.

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Rattatata 19 points ago +19 / -0

We all know they can just claim to be a women for International Women’s Day and sit down. Next day, back to being boys.

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Rattatata 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m just mad they gave Donkey Kong a voice (and Seth Rogen’s voice at that.) He should never have an actual voice damnit! Grunts and growls, that’s it!

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Rattatata 24 points ago +24 / -0

The more I thought about, the more this defines modern journalism. The original (Chadette) April had to work on her body in order to keep up with the turtles while caring a camera around and look good for her audience. This version (Virgin) looks like she asks a few easily misconstrued questions then goes back home and writes on her shitty blog.

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Rattatata 8 points ago +8 / -0

My god that frame rate makes me nauseous. It’s like watching a flip book.

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Rattatata 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jokes on you, I’ve been not buying their products for years now! Their applications to use their RGB stuff is a massive memory hog and their shit is overpriced.

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Rattatata 5 points ago +5 / -0

Shhh… that’s the secret. That is how they multiply.

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Rattatata 19 points ago +19 / -0

Conversion therapy camp…. Bet you money he is going to be a councilor there.

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Rattatata 18 points ago +20 / -2

If you traveled anywhere in the South, you would drive many of these attempts at self-sustained micro-cities. They were called company towns. They ended up completely abandoned because the primary business goes under or got sold off to China. This will be no different.

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Rattatata 2 points ago +2 / -0

Billy Bragg responded in the replies. Response to number 13 is most sheeple response to this shit.

I’m more interested in the freedom of people with compromised immune systems, stuck in their homes for two years.

Bitch, they can get the flu and die just as quickly! Don’t see them quivering in a sanitized bubble every winter.

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Rattatata 4 points ago +4 / -0

What’s funny is they don’t have any self-reflection on what they are doing. They are creating something so fleeting, many people will forget it existed 3 days later and their effort will never be rewarded the way they hope it would.

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Rattatata 8 points ago +9 / -1

It is a single player game so most people beat it and stopped playing. If your really worried about the billionaire TERF’s money, might need to worry more about the game sequels they announced. WB is going to milk the hell out of this (they are also making a TV show but we know that’ll fail fast.)

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Rattatata 6 points ago +6 / -0

Oh boy… someone want to tell them that Future Mai was relegated to girlfriend of Future Trunks?

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Rattatata 18 points ago +18 / -0

Reminder to buy old books and DVDs of movies you want to see before it’s too late.

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Rattatata 5 points ago +5 / -0

Looks like a very gay Rowdy Roddy Piper.

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Rattatata 1 point ago +1 / -0

When you’re only meatspace relationship is with 5 cats and a bottle of wine, you’d find normal relationships to be creepy too.

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Rattatata 2 points ago +2 / -0

Scapegoat for their ever diminishing lifestyle that they wished for in journalism. Even back then, game “journalists” were losing prevalence thanks to YouTube and Twitch streamers. This made even them less likely to reach their true goal: working for the big media companies. GamerGate just made it more obvious that their dreams are completely crushed.

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Rattatata 8 points ago +8 / -0

The combat looks fine but man, the English voice acting is hot garbage from the trailers. I hope they have Russian speech with an English subtitle option.

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Rattatata 4 points ago +4 / -0

Desperation to increase those retention numbers is piling in. This will not end well.

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Rattatata 6 points ago +6 / -0

Either he’s extorting them or those women have a fetish of fucking their own children and this is the next best thing.

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